Have the Horsetties finally been confirmed as the most just not-actually-a-stable ever?
Charles
>Exposed as a botch machine with no mic skills
>WWE couldn't determine if she was good and she kept losing the title
>Was never "the girl"
>Half of the worst PPV main event in history
>Disgusting body
>Lost in her home town
Botcha
>Exposed as a botch machine who takes needless bumps
>Zero in ring psychology
>"Le boss" is not a character
>Half of the worst PPV main event in history
>Literal horse
>Lost in her home town
Bayley
>Literally plays an autistic woman-child
>Worse belly-to-belly in the company
>Mediocre at best elbow drop
>Appeals to 5 year old girls and fedoras
>Was on RAM for months but even the bookers forgot
>Jay Leno chin
>Clearly not "the girl."
>Lost in her home town
Becketty
>Least important horse, on Smack!
>Negative mic skills due to incomprehensible jibberish
>Thinks steampunk can get her over
>Prefers Horizon Zero Dawn to Breath of the Wild
>Got pushed down the card for Natalya and a girl who's finisher is hitting you with her fat ass
>Nobody even cares about her home town
Meanwhile a literal ring rat is the top female heel in the company, draws loads of dimes, and is the first woman to hold both the RAM and Smack Women's Titles.
JUST
>>2662199
>You've misused the word "literally" at least two times in that post, pinhead.
Don't forget one of them is now jogging to fucking Alicia Faaauuuuoooooooooooooox
>>2662199
Yeah, but who is the Ambrose?
>>2662199
I want to cum deep inside NXT Becky forever
The top female heel in the company is Charlotte and will be for the next 10 years.
>>2662199
You forgot to mention that Sasha is a top merch seller and had the best year of any wrestler in 2015
>>2662218
Lets see
Bliss
>On A-show RAM
>Women's Champion
>Just beat up Bayley with a kendo stick
Charles
>On B-show Smack
>No title belt
>Is getting pinned by a Funkadactyl
>>2662217
This. Nothing else matters
>>2662224
Charlotte hasn't and won't be pinned by Naomi though. She's had almost Roman tier protection for months. Bliss on the other hand did lose clean to Naomi 5 straight times
OP you are going to trigger the waifu fags into a steaming boiling fat puddle
>>2662220
Hi sasha!
>>2662199
>Prefers Horizon Zero Dawn to Breath of the Wild
Fucking kill this dick sucking, match ruining excuse for a female wrestler.
>>2662199
>Prefers Horizon Zero Dawn to Breath of the Wild
YOU LIE PLEASE BE LYING
>draws loads of dimes
???
Doubt she moves more merchandise than Sasha too.
>>2662825
She is below Sasha and Bayley.