Next WWE UK Champion
what is a malky taggart?
>>2659821
milky faggart
>>2659837
The Based King of Scotland
BEST OF ALL TIME
>>2659809
Hey Paul, how are you daughters doing in school?
>>2659809
Jesus Haitch, don't you have a glorified bingo hall fed to run?
How's your territory doing, Paul?
What's so special about this University, guys?
>>2659625
I don't get the meme either
Is that UNT?
>>2659638
yes
FOR THE LOVE OF MANKIND, SHANE JUST EXPLODED THROUGH OUR TABLE
Jesus. Why is this guy the top commentator?
>>2659430
He'll say whatever Vince tells him to.
>anal bleeding
>calling named moves "Oh whAT a SLAM!"
etc
>shitting on one of Cole's few good calls
Wow, Miz was on Sports Nation. I gotta say the guy is one hell of a talker.
>>2659348
>No video link
You had one job, OP.
>>2659356
Turn on espn. Unless you're a broke boy
Was he talking WWE or just talking sports in general?
>executed a million Order 66s
>never drew a dime
Big Lenny
>Great talker
> 6'3
>Vince loves sweaty muscled men
>draws dimes
Is he /our guy/?
>>2659116
literally who
>>2659249
Hit the weights fatty
You just KNOW
>>2658949
that you've never had sex? Yeah, we know.
>>2658949
That his mom still dresses him? I mean yeah it's pretty obvious.
>Most of the people here have some mental disorder
>Shipping wrestlers
This place is literally tumblr
CRINGE
>>2658875
SUPERKIIIIIIIICK
PAAAAAAARTEEEEY
the absolute state of them
>>2658903
What's the big deal? They're just selling to your average indy wrestler.
ITT: We add smiles to pictures because it's funny.
>>2658874
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NXT_TakeOver:_Chicago
these cards truly get worse every time
this is the most thrown together shit I've seen
AOP have beaten diy clean like 3 times and they get ANOTHER rematch
Itami Roode has 0 build
The womens match makes no sense Ruby Riot hasn't won 3 matches in her nxt career but is thrown is because asuka chimped out
and now theyre going to add the usually sanity vs rest of the roster match
and a uk match which isn't even part of the promotion when they have a bunch of people on roster not being used
Why is Paul allowing his vanity project to be ruined
That's what happens when all of the talent gets called up to job
>>2658810
Nah, that's what happens when you just bring in indy stars that people are already expected to like, instead of creating your own stars through strong characters and creative storylines. Early NXT had a good mix of a few indy stars and a bunch of homegrown guys they got over
And it'll still be the best wrestling show of the weekend by far. Based NXT.
CM Punk replies to Randy Orton's Anti-Bingo Hall wrestling tweet
>Other will always try to project their own insecurities on you. Happiness is priceless. ????????
>>2658490
>''''''annihilates''''''
>posts a passive-aggressive motivational tweet
please stop
>>2658496
Shut up Randy
Do you think they'll tel him at the Performance Center that he can't say "suck my dick" and purposefully confuse Apollo Crews with Rich Swann?
>>2658467
Do you think they'll tell him at the Performance Center to get gynecomastia surgery?
>>2658470
Maybe they'll just put a Kevlar vest on him.
>>2658470
Seems to not be a problem seeing Jinder is on SD every week
>Greatest WWE Superstar of All Time
>Pro MMA Fighter
>Reality TV Star
>Will end up retiring in Hollywood
Oh and Dana White fags, Punk was used as a promotional/marketing tool as UFC's acceptance of MMA fighters not drawing
>>2658323
Actually the plan was for him to go to the UFC and win a few fights like Lesnar did and come back to WWE, but they quickly found out he wasn't good enough. They kept delaying it and eventually put him against somebody they thought he could beat, and he got embarrassed. Now they don't know what to do with him, and he may be out of a WWE job for a long time because of it.
>>2658336
>Punk didn't REALLY leave us
Nice bait, you got my reply. You have no idea about MMA if you think Mickey Gall was chosen to be "someone Punk might beat". Mickey was a top prospect and has already beaten Sage Northcutt. Mickey is a clear potential top ranked Welterweight in the future. It's more likely that the UFC gave Mickey his shot at Punk in the hopes that he would smash Phil and make the WWE look bad so the UFC could finally put to rest the thought that any WWE guy could come in and be good in MMA.
He's on MTV tonight
>>2658232
Who cares. He's a joke.
So take your thread to /tv/ nigger.
>>2658234
Well you replied, so you must. *screeches in a high pitch voice* OH! OMG I JUST PWNED THIS PAUL LEVESQUE MARK INTO THE OBLIVION OF AMY DUMAS VAAGIIINNAAA YOU MARK CALLOWAY THIS IS CM PUNK TALKING TO TRIPLE H BINGO HIYA COLT CABANA HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
He never hit him with the OWA at WK11
He also will represent North America heading into G1 Special USA
>>2658133
And Okada has to hold on.
If Kenny breaks Okada's grip (literally and on a title) he can hit OWA and win. I am erect just by thinking about him hitting OWA.
>>2658133
Reminder that smarks will defend 50/50 booking when Kenny wins
>>2658167
Reminder it's not 50/50 booking, if you have a build and not waste rematch on useless free TV show week after their first match.
And reminder that 50/50 booking works only if most of the guys on your roster have 50/50 on their W/L record. Look up NJPW W/L record, you will see it's not the case.