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>>2658100
I just see a giant yet fragile ego. A sanctimonious, holier than thou idiot that denies himself the pleasure of alcohol and drugs so he can pretend he is superior to others.

>>2658104
rent free

>>2658113
Doesn't make it any less true or accurate. It would be funny to see him get cancer after all that clean living.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7KALW5VfaE

>>2658065
Jimmy Ocean nearly ruined Britain's economy, not George Soros
Jimmy Ocean invaded the Falkland Islands, not Argentina
Jimmy Ocean was the first man on the moon, not Neil Armstrong
Jimmy Ocean invaded Poland on Sept. 1, 1939, not Adolf Hitler
Jimmy Ocean killed Princess Diana, not the Queen
Jimmy Ocean told Coke to change their formula, not the board of directors
Jimmy Ocean told Napoleon to invade Russia, not Tallyrand

>>2658070
Jimmy Ocean was responsible for Vatican II, not the Pope
Jimmy Ocean was responsible for Islam, not Mohammed
Jimmy Ocean causes global warming, not excess CO2
Jimmy Ocean put Trump in the White House, not dumb white trash
Jimmy Ocean pulled France out of Algeria, not Charles De Gaulle
Jimmy Ocean made vaping a thing, not douchebags
Jimmy Ocean is the reason Justin Long has a film career, not Satan

Fun fact: "205" actually refers to the attendance figure of the average manlet division show.

>>2658021
Y'know, I like 205, but every once in a while they do some random shit that ain't a good look.

Ex: I never thought of them as "the manlet show" until Noam Dar jumped into Alicia Fox's arms and she picked him up.

In this case, Orton is in that picture like, "Whatever" and Gulak looks like he's about to ask Orton to autograph his sign.

>>2658026
Noam Dar is tiny even by cruiserweight standards and both Foxy & Orton are really tall

>>2658023
Smackdown has been getting better attendances than RAW moron

So which one are you

And which one am I

worked

>>2657964
>>2657967
All me

but its extreme xd

>>2657911
Fatal 5 ways are not normal everyday matches.

How many pepes do you have?

>>2657911
No DQ =/= Extreme Rules
Extreme Rules matches have weapons deliberately placed under the ring similar to TLC matches

>>2657758
There were a lot of mistakes starting with the burning of Wyatt's house.

That angle in itself was fine, but they let Randy talk for too long doing endless exposition about Sister Abigail.

I think the really critical error though, was promoting the name "house of horrors match" without any idea what it would be. (They were polling people about what it SHOULD be at the same time everybody was wondering what they'd do)
That mistake cost them the ability to properly build the match, because without specifics, all Bray could do is make vague threats (oh? is it tuesday?)

>>2658018
>That angle in itself was fine, but they let Randy talk for too long doing endless exposition about Sister Abigail.
>AND NOW FOR THE FOURTH TIME I WILL EXPLAIN HOW I'M GOING TO BURN THIS HOUSE DOWN AND WHAT BURNING THIS HOUSE DOWN WILL ACCOMPLISH.

Yeah that was pretty obnoxious.

Imagine how awesome and crazy this all would have been if you replaced Orton with CM Punk

>>2657386
>based indies

Ha.

wrestling is dying, thank god

What a fucking joke. I've seen Indie shows with sold out crowds. Granted, the arenas were much smaller but they didn't have to tarp off 40% of the arena. This guy shits on Indie wrestlers but literally draws an Indie crowd, as the top babyface champion of a global juggernaut of a promotion. You can't make this shit up.

Typical face work what is your problem op?

>>2657369
Ha what a cuck.

>>2657369
>Babyface panders to a foreign crowd by holding their flag
Gee, I wonder if this has ever been done before, probably not

>>2657027
>milky

If you drank what was in her tits you'd die.

Wonder what bram thought about them

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>>2657027
>tfw they're lopsided and fake

He spent more time in the main event title scene than Balor has.

It was worth it fighting infront of metheads at uncle bobs backyard BBQ party while balor went to Japan

>>2656932

He doesn't even has to take bumps anymore and probably still makes 100+k or so per year.

if there are pro wrestling promotions in Hell I bet he draws massive dimes

Sullivan is too lazy to book a finish to this storyline.

>>2656253
He'll return at 2027... the longest WWE storyline ever... from 2007 to 2027

>>2656237
He came to play with their hanging bodies

>IF YA SMELLLL... WHAT THE NAZIS ARE BURNING IN THE FURNACES
I know it was the "attitude" era, but this seemed a bit much.

>trying to force a /tv/ meme
why are /tv/ memes so good that every other boards use it?

It's shot terribly, there's no decent English commentary available and all the matches I ever got my hands on were paced terribly.

Also, it seems the booking is even worse than WWE's. I'm sure there MUST be something there to enjoy, but I couldn't find it.

>>2656204
Used to, now it's TNA tier

>>2656216
that bad huh

She will never be more JUST than Becketty

>>2656072
Holy fucking yum.

I want to stand over Sasha while she looks just like this and just roughly throat fuck her with her head against the wall gagging all over my dick with her sloppy saliva dripping from her mouth.

>>2656091
cringe

jobbing to chyna

>>2656024
1996-2002. Underrated as a worker, honestly.

DAILY REMINDER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY3CNeC3Ce0