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>Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Matt and Jeff Hardy defeated Karl Anderson, Luke Gallows, Sheamus and Cesaro in an 8-Man Tag-Team Match....this was literally just a match. Why this was put in the main event over Strowman/Cena or Jordan/Reigns is anyone’s guess.

>This is the 4th fucking match between Elias Sampson and Kalisto where Kalisto wrestles his ass off in front of a completely dead crowd purposely trained to not give an iota of a shit about undercard garbage and here I am watching this garbage on my TV AGAIN!

>Roman Reigns defeated Jason Jordan. This match, while good, wasn’t even half of the quality of last weeks match featuring Jordan vs Cena. Regardless of that, Jordan has been busting his ass for the past 2 weeks against stars who’re objectively higher on the card then he is right now. He should honestly join the Cruiserweight Division and challenge Neville.

>Enzo Emore defeated The Miz via Disqualification...this entire segment makes the Cruiserweight Championship seem completely not important on the account of the ending making it seem like they wanna do a Miz/Enzo feud for the Intercontinental Championship.

>John Cena defeated Braun Strowman via Disqualification. Must have took every ounce of restraint Vince had in his shriveled up nutsack to not have Cena do it again and do it clean.

>A monster’s brawl happens between Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar. Afterwards another 3-Way fight breaks out between The Shield, The Bullet Club and The European Union.

>Bray Wyatt defeated Goldust...Nigga fuck this Wyatt/Balor garbage no one fucking cares about there is some legit potential of Goldust trying to play mindgames with Bray but since Goldust is low undercard, Vince unfortunately doesn’t give a shit.

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 09:23:25 Post No.3141416
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>>3141325
>it's time for the autist to make up stories again and pretend Dave said them

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 09:24:11 Post No.3141421 [Report]

>stealing links from based poirot bro
what a faggot

Anonymous 2017-09-12 09:34:26 Post No.3141437
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I agree with the dusty bit. Goldy going full goldust and out wording bray would be a cool angle. Instead we get bray vs balor in which they already blew their load by using the demon on the first ppv.

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Fake boobs general 2017-09-12 08:21:31 Post No.3141197
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Fake boobs general Anonymous 2017-09-12 08:21:31 Post No. 3141197 [Report] [View this topic]

Which wwe diva acquired the best fake boobs? I say Noelle

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 08:25:57 Post No.3141218
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>>3141197
they are real ya pinhead

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BME (ID: !wp8LJJh.fs) 2017-09-12 08:28:15 Post No.3141231
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BME (ID: !wp8LJJh.fs) 2017-09-12 08:28:15 Post No.3141231 [Report]

They're not fake. They're not even huge. She just has good bras.

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BRAPPP Anonymous 2017-09-12 08:06:04 Post No. 3141139 [Report] [View this topic]

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Brapppp

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What are the realest, most street-effective combatives? 2017-09-12 07:39:12 Post No.3141065
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What are the realest, most street-effective combatives? Anonymous 2017-09-12 07:39:12 Post No. 3141065 [Report] [View this topic]

Here's the list I've got so far

Hands
>Keysi
>Wing Chun
>Filipino "dirty boxing"
>(English) Boxing

Legs
>Savate
>Muay Thai

Grappling
>Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
>Sambo

Sneaky Merchant Tactics
>Krav Maga
>Systema

Please rank, talk shit, convince me which is shit and which is not.

Inb4
>just run away
>handgun fu