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>>3149029
pure essence of sex

This butch bitch needs her head kicked in

>>3149029
>tfw based yoshiko will will never come to the wwe and demolish everyone in her path

it would be like asuka except believable

>>3148923

Varsity Club was better.

>>3148920
>first thread drew no replies and he posted it again
Seek sunlight

>>3148934
fpbp
Based big dog livin in ya head rent free, now stop posting this ya simp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIU9zSntJmE

I KNOW I'M SHORT
I'VE GOT A MULLET
I ONLY WEIGH
100 POUNDS

I'M SUCH A MARK
MY HUMOR'S CRINGEY
A PLAYGIRL MODEL
IS MY BEST ROLE

I'M JUST A NO DIMES BOY
(NO DIMES BOYYYYYYYYYYYY)
I'M NOT A DRAW BOY
(DRAW BOYYYYYYYYY)
I'VE JUST A NO DIMES BOY
(NO DIMES BOYYYYYYYYYYYY)
I'VE GOT NO FANS BOY
(NO FANNNNSSSSSSSSS)

*guitar solo*

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what a shit thread. like, this fucking moron typed that shit out, looked at it, said to himself "yeah bro, this is gonna get some laughs" and actually posted it.

can you imagine being such a dumb ass that you actually think THIS kind of dog shit is worth sharing with people? no bump. fuck off, retard.

>>3148917
get ding-dong diddly worked ya simp

>reddit spacing

>>3148860
Worst meme ever tbqh...ive been typing like this for years lmao doesnt even make sense

Its the best way to get your points across

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>>3148866
>reddit spacing
>tripfag

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>>3148789
You see Roman.....

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>>3148796
What's up, bitch boss?

>>3148789
O-o-okay, Roman. I-I-I'm a fake ass bitch. P-p-please, no more names.

R E I G N E D
E
I
G
N
E
D

>>3148703
>>3148722
*forgets lines*

Bitch, heh heh

Cena should go over

Lol most likely. Based Jeter has a more impressive resume with women than he does with baseball.

>>3148604
Damn! Good for Bayley. I hope he got her pregnant so she has the GOAT mixed race athlete child

>>3148505
Always irked me

>>3148505
Kayfabe: A door on the cage exists.

Escape from the cage is bullshit anyway, it should just be pinfall or submission with the cage preventing interference.

Door is a total mistake, but also the concept of escaping in general. It was never exposed harder for me than the tag match between shesaro and the hardys.

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I AM A REAL EDRONIAN
SWALLOW ALL OF VINCES SHIT
I AM A REAL EDRONIAN
SWALLOW THAT SHIT
SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE

WHEN THE RATINGS COME DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
YA GOTTA TAKE A STAND IT DONT HURT TO HIDE
IF YOU HURT MY FEELINGS THEN YOU HURT MY PRIDE
I GOTTA BE FAT, I DONT GO OUTSIDE

I AM A REAL EDRONIAN
SWALLOW ALL OF VINCES SHIT
I AM A REAL EDRONIAN
SWALLOW THAT SHIT
SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE

I FEEL STRONG ABOUT RIGHT AND WRONG
AND I DONT CLOSE MY MOUTH FOR VERY LONG
I GOT SOMETHING DEEP INSIDE OF ME
NEW JAPAN LIVING INSIDE RENT FREE

I AM A REAL EDRONIAN
SWALLOW ALL OF VINCES SHIT
I AM A REAL EDRONIAN
SWALLOW THAT SHIT
SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE
I AM A REAL EDRONIAN
SWALLOW ALL OF VINCES SHIT
I AM A REAL EDRONIAN
SWALLOW THAT SHIT
SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE

IF YOU HURT MY FEELINGS THEN YOU HURT MY PRIDE
I GOTTA BE FAT, I DONT GO OUTSIDE

I AM A REAL EDRONIAN
SWALLOW ALL OF VINCES SHIT
I AM A REAL EDRONIAN
SWALLOW THAT SHIT
SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE
I AM A REAL EDRONIAN
SWALLOW ALL OF VINCES SHIT
I AM A REAL EDRONIAN
SWALLOW THAT SHIT
SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE
I AM A REAL EDRONIAN
SWALLOW ALL OF VINCES SHIT
I AM A REAL EDRONIAN
SWALLOW THAT SHIT
SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE
I AM A REAL EDRONIAN
SWALLOW ALL OF VINCES SHIT
I AM A REAL EDRONIAN
SWALLOW THAT SHIT
SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE

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NO DIMES DRAWIN'

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW - YOU'VE GONE AND CRASHED THIS SHOWS BUYRATE

I CAN'T ALLOW, YOU TO JUST DRAW THESE GATES

SO TURN AROUND AND FACE THE KING OF THE RING MATCH YOU'RE NOT GONNA WATCH & PAY

'CAUSE THE END OF PPVS IS NOW

THIS IS GONNA BE THE FINAL JUDGEMENT DAY™

OVER GUYS, IT'S SAID THEY ALWAYS DRAW THE BUYRATE

BUT FATASSES ARE ALWAYS WATCHING UNDERTAKER MATCHES

based

>>3148431
5

For me, it's #1. This guy oozes charisma and makes Inoki marks seethe

150

i don't understand the mockery of icp. its just good fucking music. always has been. & the lore is cool

>>3148423
ICP is dope fuck all the haters they have never listened to ICP's music of listened to them. They just hate what they don't understand.

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>>3148428
You have a problem fatty?

>>3148334
They are all 5ft tall and 90lbs and can do flips and shit.

Also imagine the smell.

>>3148334
Japs are genetically superior

>>3148334
io hot
kairi cute
mayu ugly

>american """"""culture""""""

>>3148327
cringe

Only good thing they've ever done was their shoot interview. Was legit hilarious. I would have said their wrestling show, but it's fucking abysmal and most of the people who show up aren't there for the show, but to do drugs with their friends.

>>3148299
simp

>>3148305
How are you supposed to have sex if you need help with coitus?

>>3148305
>>3148430
This you faggot