What happened, bros?
Got exposed as a simp.
AJ Lee found out he a simp
>>3147198
>carter now spams inoki, simp and cm punk
Get a life and attend the synagogue
>Inoki goes to Pakistan to wrestle the top guy there named Akram Pahalwan
>Pakistani guy tries to shoot on Inoki, including biting his arm
>Inoki breaks his arm to teach him a lesson
>after the match Inoki points at his arm and shouts at the crowd 'He bit me!'
>Pakistani fans are angry as fuck
>Pakistani military has to hold back the fans from rioting
>Inoki says in post-match press conference: 'I had to break his arm, he was not respecting the match'
How can one man be so based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OW6iQ8iNDM&feature=youtu.be
>>3147131
>>Pakistani guy tries to shoot on Inoki, including biting his arm
What was Akram Pahalwan's end game?
>Pahalwan's wrestling career ended after his match with Inoki.
GOAT
>worked Great Atonio into a shoot (Canadians)
>worked Muhammed Ali into a shoot (Blacks)
>worked Akram Pahalwan into a shoot (Muslims)
>works NuJapanlets into suicidal behaviours (Beta males)
>works Christians by converting to Islam (Christians)
>works Muslims by not actually being Muslim but a Buddhist instead (Muslims again)
is there any group of shit people that Inoki hasn't worked?
ITT: Total package wrestlers.
you posted a simp
>>3147107
A LITERAL SIMP
Christanetty never drew ONE (1) dime without Edge.
HOLY FUCKING DIMES
>>3147088
Only legit draw in the game.
>>3147088
before /asp/
>ywn be liger's favorite wrestler
FUCKING YUM
I ding-dong diddly want to see Charlotte forcing little Kairi to eat her out.
>Becky plowing the chinawoman with a strapon while Charlotte rides her face, Charlotte and Becky kiss
Boutta ding-dong diddly cum
>Asian
>Cute Face
>in-shape
>great wrestler
>tanned
How can white women even compete?
>>3147006
crooked boob Charlotte...fucking yuck!
i got to meet roman reigns, it was should a cool experience, he said "this is my yard" and "believe that", he gave my dad some steroids and we got to go home on vince mcmahon's gardener's son's car, Juanito! it was such a fun experience, i cant wait for him to get another title shot and win the belt
Me and cody
me, my family & John Cena!
>>3148116
Based NiƱo Hamburguesa
woah... so this is the power of Nujapan...
>>3146988
So your response for this week's RAW and Smackdown low attendance crowd photos is a picture of a NJPW house show arena before the show started?
Pathetic
Nu Japan Cucks BTFO
>>3147001
YA SEETHING YA SIMP
Turns down the Cruiserweight Championship and a WWE Contract, because he doesn't want to be an E DRONE
How based is he?
>>3146971
Why is he wearing a samurai costume?
>>3146975
It's in DDT
>>3146975
Why the fuck not?
START watching technical wrestling
>>3146967
shut up simp
>>3146967
Bret The Simpman Hart was not a technical wrestler.
He was just preceived that way against more powerful real wrestlers like Nash, Sid, and Yokozuna. Honestly, Brat was the first ever "manlet" and it's his fault wrestling is dying right now.
DESU they never should have hit him with the Montreal Screwjob. The angle should have been Owen leaving the foundation and going over Bret at Survivor Series. Bret would have gladly put Owen over, then Bret would leave and Owen would get his time in the spotlight, he could have been babyface in a DX feud since DX acted like heels anyways and then we would have had Owen vs. Stone Cold at Wrestlemania, with a nice built in feud of Owen previously having broken Stone Cold's neck. Shit would have been way better than broken back Shawn vs. Stone Cold.
Is he a simp?
>>3146951
Textbook simp. Ding-Dong Diddlysimptastic.
Is this a painfully forced meme you'll repeat for the next couple of days?
>>3146961
Your birth was an accidental meme
What were these men thinking at this very moment?
"Ching Chong ding dong diddly Chang chung Ching"
>>3146950
>I want to smash her
>stop watching Bushiroad Pro Ladyboy Dancing
>learn a legit martial art
>sell out a Dome
>visit North Korea
And, most importantly:
>grow a chin
>>3146945
I CAN'T DO ANY OF THESE
I NEED YOUR HELP INOKI-SENPAI
>>3146945
Fucking based
>>3146945
/asp/ absolutely BTFO yet again
Why is the diving version of his finisher only a signature?
>>3146939
Running moves have more power than diving moves.
>>3146939
It is? Didn't his diving Kinshasa pin Joey Samoey?
More importantly, when's he gonna do it to the back of someone's head? Shit looks devastating.
>their gimmick is that they once beat up some dudes at a bar
Based. Those are real men.
They should have a weekly vignette where they go to a recognizable bar in the city Raw is in and beat some dudes in it.
Like, you don't even need to deal with the logistics of staging a fight in someone else's bar, just show them walking in and the a hard cut to a guy flying off the door and them coming out with pints in hand.
>>3146896
should of become rough bar room brawlers that kick ass every week
Who did he piss off??
Da Boss
Vince woke up one day and said "Hey, that damn Dolph is a simp!"
>>3146790
me for being shit at everything