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what's going on here who is that blonde faggot?

doctor of cuckanomics

>>3140232
Nikki's partner on dancing with the stars

>>3140182
Both those motherfuckers look retarded as hell

>>3140182
Those are some frightening looking "women", jesus christ

Man they really went to town on Bzasler's face with the Photoshop.
I know she's not great looking but jeez.
She looks like a completely different person here.

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W-Wait, I-I got this, I-I know how to get them on my side...B-BITCH....n-nailed it.

>plans change

Why do people always fault Meltzer for this? WWE constantly changes plans at the last minute, this is known fact, people who work for the company say so themselves. So Meltzer is pretty much right there, plans change, why is it his fault that WWE booking is poorly planned and ready to change at any moment?

>>3140140
Hi dave!

>>3140141
So you have no real response, guess that means I'm right.

>>3140121
see ya next monday

>>3140121
wow you just opened the floodgates with your 4chan post, millions will unsubscribe

nobody cares. go lose weight

Beach Bodetty doesn't stand a chance, Mickey will destroy him

Are his arms freakishly long or is he like 9 feet tall?

>>3140116
It's the former. THat's how apes and blacks are built.

It's called "the knee" ya ding-dong diddly pinheadetty

Injurknee

unsafe midcarder knee

This guy beat the living shit out of a wwe world champion...

>>3140026
Protip: This guy would beat the shit out of any WWE World Champion not named Brock.

>>3140021
Did he announce against who?

>>3139983
he wants to get off that sinking ship known as GFW / TNA / IMPACT / whateverthefucktheycallthemselvesnowadays

He's salty because being the top black guy in TNA is still miles below being a black guy in a jobber stable in WWE.

He is great right now

So I hope they give him a run on WWE

I kept getting banned from there because the mods are the tripfags, and they ban people who do not hate the President. Meanwhile /asp/ is pure kino.

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>>3139868
I was from there but I know I wont be randomly banned by kirts dumb cunt husband spardo on a whim if I post here.

>>3139902
I already got permabanned by her on a whim and stopped going there. Then again, I just got a warning and had my posts deleted after calling Carter out on his bullshit here. Obviously it's impossible to talk about wrestling on the internet without this turbofaggotry getting in the way.

Everyone because the HoF doesn't mean shit

Jericho
Gold Dust
Mark Henry
Undercarder

>>3139833
Fucking THIS. The Bushwackers, Koko B Ware, The Godfather, Rikishi, Beth Phoenix, Jacqueline and a whole slew of celebrities and sub-celebrities are in this stupid hall, including Drew Carey, who only involvement with the WWE included him saying on WWE TV that he didn't watch WWE.

All you gotta do to go into the HoF is to not cross Vince and not kill your wife. But even if you do that, you can still get in like Macho Man and Snuka.

>>3139737
What match is the former scenario from? Irish whips into the steps is not a DQ

>>3139747

The entire scenario is from Braun/Cena last night

Definitely a ref fuck up.

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>>3139699
BASED
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>>3139699
Based kiwi poirot, best gimmick

>be mike semperviver
>somehow make bryan "reee ingtergender is what killed Lucha Underground!" alvarez look like and alpha male by being his cohost
>complain when hamish or whoever says he doesnt find many women in the may young classic attractive but doesnt say a word when dr. lucha accidentally calls sexy star a butterface when he says she's prettier with the mask on.

F

>>3139634
She's Fat.

>>3139634
F
at

3D waifus is self enlisting cuckism

Are they twins?

>>3139570
Neither; Asuka forever.