https://k003.kiwi6.com/hotlink/ijpxg4uou9/091217wo.mp3
>Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Matt and Jeff Hardy defeated Karl Anderson, Luke Gallows, Sheamus and Cesaro in an 8-Man Tag-Team Match....this was literally just a match. Why this was put in the main event over Strowman/Cena or Jordan/Reigns is anyone’s guess.
>This is the 4th fucking match between Elias Sampson and Kalisto where Kalisto wrestles his ass off in front of a completely dead crowd purposely trained to not give an iota of a shit about undercard garbage and here I am watching this garbage on my TV AGAIN!
>Roman Reigns defeated Jason Jordan. This match, while good, wasn’t even half of the quality of last weeks match featuring Jordan vs Cena. Regardless of that, Jordan has been busting his ass for the past 2 weeks against stars who’re objectively higher on the card then he is right now. He should honestly join the Cruiserweight Division and challenge Neville.
>Enzo Emore defeated The Miz via Disqualification...this entire segment makes the Cruiserweight Championship seem completely not important on the account of the ending making it seem like they wanna do a Miz/Enzo feud for the Intercontinental Championship.
>John Cena defeated Braun Strowman via Disqualification. Must have took every ounce of restraint Vince had in his shriveled up nutsack to not have Cena do it again and do it clean.
>A monster’s brawl happens between Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar. Afterwards another 3-Way fight breaks out between The Shield, The Bullet Club and The European Union.
>Bray Wyatt defeated Goldust...Nigga fuck this Wyatt/Balor garbage no one fucking cares about there is some legit potential of Goldust trying to play mindgames with Bray but since Goldust is low undercard, Vince unfortunately doesn’t give a shit.
>>3141325
>it's time for the autist to make up stories again and pretend Dave said them
>stealing links from based poirot bro
what a faggot
I agree with the dusty bit. Goldy going full goldust and out wording bray would be a cool angle. Instead we get bray vs balor in which they already blew their load by using the demon on the first ppv.
I want full David Bowie Goldust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwCbfjK0MJM
I wonder what has got Vince so hot and bothered about Smackdown's ratings when they're no better or worse then what his alleged A-Show is pulling right now
Why appear on Smackdown and not Raw?
>>3141325
>Jason Jordan should join the cruiserweight division
>list at 246lbs
Wew lad.
>>3141729
Same reason HHH conveniently "takes time off" every September-January.
>>3141932
Worked weight scale gimmick where he's listed at 204.9 pounds every week.