I think I'm poop I know I'm lousy I got the look that

I KNOW I'M SHORT
I'VE GOT A MULLET
I ONLY WEIGH
100 POUNDS

I'M SUCH A MARK
MY HUMOR'S CRINGEY
A PLAYGIRL MODEL
IS MY BEST ROLE

I'M JUST A NO DIMES BOY
(NO DIMES BOYYYYYYYYYYYY)
I'M NOT A DRAW BOY
(DRAW BOYYYYYYYYY)
I'VE JUST A NO DIMES BOY
(NO DIMES BOYYYYYYYYYYYY)
I'VE GOT NO FANS BOY
(NO FANNNNSSSSSSSSS)

*guitar solo*

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what a shit thread. like, this fucking moron typed that shit out, looked at it, said to himself "yeah bro, this is gonna get some laughs" and actually posted it.

can you imagine being such a dumb ass that you actually think THIS kind of dog shit is worth sharing with people? no bump. fuck off, retard.

>>3148917
get ding-dong diddly worked ya simp

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OOH AH AH AH AH
OOH AH AH AH AH

DROWNING DEEP, IN MY SEA OF SIMPY
BROKEN, YA SIMPY I AM
(MAKE A SIMP OUTTA ME)
IT SEEMS WHAT'S LEFT OF MY HUMAN SIDE, IS SLOWLY SIMPIIIIN, IN ME
(WILL YA FlNNA MAKE A SIMP OUTTA ME)
LOOKING AT MY OWN REFLECTION
WHEN SUDDENLY IT'S SIMPIN
VIOLENTLY, IT'S SIMPIN
WHOA NO, THERE IS NO TURNIN BACK NOW
YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE SIMP THAT'S IN MEEEEEEE

GET UP, COME ON, GET DOWN WITH THE SIMPNESS
GET UP, COME ON, GET DOWN WITH THE SIMPNESS
GET UP, COME ON, GET DOWN WITH THE SIMPNESS
GET UP, COME ON, GET DOWN WITH THE SIMPNESS

>>3148962
holy fucking based

>>3148917
>anigay

>>3148917
simp

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DRAWING DIMES IS SO EASY
GAIN SOME HEIGHT AND THEN HAVE SEX
BRAUN MAKES A FOOL OF MANLETS

5"8 IS TOO SHORT TO DRAW
CAN'T DRAW DIMES IN BLACK SPEEDOS
HEIGHTLETS GOT NO PLACE TO BE

I SEE THE DIMES IN MY HANDS
TIME TO HAVE SEX, HIT THE WEIGHTS
ding-dong diddly SEETHING

DRAWING DIMES
DRAWING DIMES

SEE THE PINHEADS ALL SEETH
LIVIN IN YOUR HEAD RENT FREE
BINGO HALLS CALL YOUR NAME

WE ALL KNOW WHAT DRAWS THE DIMES
HEIGHT AND POWER MOVES YES IT'S TRUE
HAVE SEX, GET A CLUE.

I SEE THE DIMES IN MY HANDS
TIME TO HAVE SEX, HIT THE WEIGHTS
ding-dong diddly SEETHING

DRAWING DIMES
DRAWING DIMES

>>3150028
WE'RE REGARDED AS THE FOOLS OF HISTORY

>>3150028
MAKING UP LIES THAT NO ONE BELIEVES