Why does Stephen Greenblatt, the world's greatest living scholar of English Renaissance literature, look so strikingly similar to the world's greatest living scholar of professional wrestling??
>Greenblatt Magoo
since it changes every week, we need an /asp/ consensus
is asuka based shovel jap or asugooka
>>3102639
both
/asp/ has always hated asgooka
>*cuts a 5-star promo*
holy shit
>>3101985
>>3101985
>two big stars start feuding
>have friendly rivalry
>win the tag titles together and bury the entire tag division before dropping them two weeks later
>win the tag titles together and bury the entire tag division before dropping them two weeks later
Justification being for the night in which they won, they were got along great. But they have no team chemistry which causes them to only have short reigns.
>>3101278
tag title means nothing if the big stars don't participate from time to time
>>3101256
Based
>Only 5 stars
>The NXT in me
>There's no place I'd rather be than in the Tokyo Dome
>Produced and mixed in Dave Meltzer's parents house
our guy
E LI DRAKE
Bobby Heenan is literally the best at what he does. Commentary, managing, taking bumps. Big Bantz Bobby is truly the GOAT.
>>3101159
I didn't appreciate The Brain's genius as a kid, but I do in retrospect.
>>3101159
BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON
Was this the greatest moment in the history of our sport?
It was the greatest moment of living in /wwe/'s head rent-free
>tfw Big Poppa Meltz is the most credible looking person in this picture
When will Vince finally sign him?
Hey OP! Where are all your posts?
>>3102602
Nowhere, because I am a shit cunt who can't start good threads :(
>>3100841
Dave' autism is really showing in this photo, but damn baby, he's lookin' jacked.
T MINUS 13 DAYS TILL /ourguy/ GOAT SABRE JR BURIES OLD MAN TANA AND BECOMES IWGP INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION
Who?
I legit feel bad for OP, I can't imagine ever being this big of a ZSJ mark
Ding-Dong Diddlywho?
Was more fun than I thought it would be and a hell of a lot better than what they've been televising.
Joe was advertised but replaced with Wyatt vs Cena for the main event which was a classic Cena gets the shit beat out of him then hits the 5mod.
Miz offered Jason Jordan a spot in the Miztourage and why the fuck aren't they doing that on Raw ..it was great.
Bliss won in a 5 way with Dana / Fox / Banks / Jax. Dana looked very competent and I hope she gets back on tv.
Opener was Hardys vs The Bar vs Ambrollins and was really good for a house show.
Roman vs Braun was the halfway main event. Braun lost by Dq for a stair shot then did the "i'm not finished wit yoo" and got speared through a table. Only real low spot of the night for us.
Balor vs Elias was a thing. Lots of submission moves by Elias (is that his thing? I know very little about him because I skip his boring ass when I watch Raw)
Low card battle royal was nice. Jordan threw out Dallas and Axel for the win. Was surprised he was out later vs the Miz for IC.
Crowd was about 2/3rds full and 40% kids so it was definitely pro Roman which was a shame. Miz was getting competing cheers with Jordan which is a bad sign too.
Merch booths sucked and 20oz were 5 bucks.
8/10 would house show again over a major televised show.
Oh and the WWE network shilling was hardcore. But there was a long spot about
>you can watch everything the Undertaker ever did also btw you should totally watch No Mercy later this month.
in the same ad so ...
Either they really want us to think Undertaker could appear or he actually is.
Which reminds me of every ppv in 2000 until he came back at Judgement Day
>>3100673 The house shows sound better than the raw's wtf?
>>3102364
They always are because the guys have more freedom and don't have to work for the camera.
I ENJOY sports entertainment
>>3100620
I agree OP
Here is my favorite WWE skit of all time
https://youtu.be/Euu6Pio5VKY
I like sports entertainment also except it's not sports entertaining anymore so I only watch professional wrestling now.
I would like sports entertainment to actually be entertaining again though.
>>3100620
>I watch WWE for the backstage skits
Unironically this.
If I want good matches there are a thousand other promotions. A funny skit or promo is what I want from WWE.
Too Sweet me /asp/
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>>3100521
Cringe