https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_anKwirT5E
>triple h paying his employees to sing happy birthday to him becase everyone forgot
why is he so desperate?
cringe
>>2931893
Think Steph is going to peg him with the special toy?
Sad!
Today is my workout day, I go pretty hard into my routines, and I need some music to listen to.
Specifically, wrestling entrance music, suggestions? Pic related, next big thing has a great beat for my reps.
>>2931890
Seth rollins theme
>>2931890
Hirooki Goto's theme
>>2931890
Real American
ITT: Unusual wrestler's looks you actually like
>>2931878
Who?
>>2931878
BIFF RULES
>>2931878
banksetty. not often i like a bald girl.
>went from being the designated driver of the kliq to practically owning the business
really makes you think
Moral of the story:
>work hard
>be good but not TOO good
>quietly make the right friends
>marry upwards
>make your boss your father in law
>>2931798
no meme, HHH is a legitimate sociopath who played the game all the way through and networked himself to the top
>>2931798
He did it through backstabbing, politicking and nepotism. Really makes you realize how much of a sociopath you have to be to be successful in corporate America
get hype!
allie a qt
it's time
Will this be the week they finally give ELI DRAKE the gold?
Ryan Ward here. If you're wondering why the quality of smackdown booking has dropped recently, it's because that son of a bitch Road Dogg traps me in a cage every fucking Tuesday. Somebody for the love of God please help me! Old man Vince and Gaytch ignore my pleas! If you're reading this Brian James, fuck YOU and FUCK your family
>>2931721
Are you really some inportamnt smackdown! guy? What are you doing on this website?
Who's going to believe you here?
> that son of a bitch Road Dogg traps me in a cage every fucking Tuesday
then YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Ryan Ward is 5 feet tall
>does a bastardized Burning Hammer
>wins
ENORMOUS HUGE BIG MIKE
the only thing 'big' about Mike is the amount of chromosomes he has.
>>2931742
Yeah Mike is smaller in person than he would seem
YOU SEE, SAMI...
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
MY HANDS AND DICK ARE TINY, AND...
Not a lot of people know this, but we breathe oxygen. It's amazing and really inspiring, much like my Election on November 6th. And to put it bluntly, nobody expected it. All that red - just... [unintelligible] really fantastic much like the cyber.
Who was the Ambrose?
Neither. Both had talent and charisma.
>>2931700
This.
Definitely Shawn.
The Ambrose means effing the locker room slut, right?
Is this strong style?
no.
NJPW doesn't do strong style; Big Japan does strong style
wow so realistic THIS IS REAL RESTLING xDDDD
based tacos working the autists
what went wrong?
god damnit i miss that big gold belt
>>2931658
wrong with what?
>>2931669
we all do
Why do guys like Chuck Taylor or Joey Ryan get shit on for "exposing the business" by doing whacky shit yet guys like Undertaker or Papa Shango don't?
Because it's only Cornette that does the shitting and his opinion stopped having any significance since the early 2000s.
Because the Undertaker actually is a satanic undead cowboy wizard.
>>2931649
Joey Ryan is funny as fuck.
"King Of Dong Style".
Is he the man Paige needs in her life to get back on track?
His name is sonny smasher not sister fister
His name is sonny smasher not sister fister
His name is sonny smasher not sister fister
This is the feud that will launch NJPW into the stratosphere, not Okada/Omega.
>>2931531
I agree
Their match and buildup last year was the best I've seen in wrestling in a long while.
>>2931531
what is naito's gimmick? is he just a less charismatic version of austin?
Kenny has no mainstream appeal, only to smarks because that's basically what his character is. Okada will be a much better face for the company, even though he's not white, because he feels like a legit star, not a comedy act.
>mfw Americans call an Intimate Scuffle a "Singles Match"
>mfw Americans call a Barbarous Tango Plus One a "Triple Threat Match"
>mfw Americans call a Deformed Tag Team Tabberwilly a "Fatal Four Way"
>mfw Americans call a Metal European Union Secession a "Steel Cage Match"
>mfw Americans call a Firesale on Furnished Goods a "Tables Match"
>mfw Americans call a Elevated Title or Miscellaneous Object Hoist with a Side of Violent Altitude Shift a "Ladder Match"
>mfw Americans call a Pleasant Sunday Brunch with Tea, Love, and Crumpets a "TLC Match"
>mfw Americans call a Steely Willy Bing Bang-a-Dilly a "Hell in a Cell Match"
>mfw Americans call a Liverpool Six-Pence Special a "Elimination Chamber Match"
>mfw Americans call a Two-Party Territorial Disagreement a "Tag-Team Match"
>mfw Americans call a Vigorous Cuddle Kerfuffle a "Submissions Match"
>mfw Americans call a Sextuplet Fundings Dispute a "Money in the Bank Ladder Match"
>>2931529
>brits using the term "firesale".
ya blew it already op.
>>2931529
>mfw
Wish regal wasn't 74