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Breezango (unironically)

Breezango (unironically)

Best friends

Chuckie T and Beretta

Great, thanks Carter or Yeliisa or whatever you believe in your diseased brain at this given point in time.

>>2933231
WORKED

>>2933231
WORKED

>>2933129
You don't need physique if you can get legitimacy elsewhere like with being the son of a famous wrestler and being one of the fastest men in the ring.

>>2933129
HE SNITCHED ON SYDAL

>>2933129
he really does need to hit the weights or something. he looks fucking BAD

>>2933053
All polish girls look the same

>>2933053
This is the least likely group to watch wrestling

I hate watching wrestling with people. Get out of my house.

Austin wasn't even in WWE until January 1996, soo...

>>2933050
thats how you know Nash was making up stories
hes just a plain loser and a geek who always skipped leg day

Whoa Nash better be careful there, he might tear a quad making excuses for himself

Gay john cena

>>2932954
david

>>2932954
Bryan

>>2932943
The kayfabe logic is the veterans can get one over on the young'uns in the short term because they have such deep knowledge and technique. Sort of like an old man who knows a trick to knock a young man on his ass, but it will only work once.

>Austinetty having to come out in a triple XL shirt to try and cover up how fucking fat he's got.

New Day's Wrestlemania career isn't exactly much, given how big they've gotten over the past couple years, is it.

>2016: Lost a non-title match to a stable that was broken up a month later
>2017: Hosted, were at least part of the Hardy's return but besides that, only came out to lie about the attendance.

General thread to discuss anything and everything about THE A+PLAYER, THE UNDISPUTED FUTURE OF WWE, MR SEXY ASS LOTTERY, THE ARCHITECT, THE MAN WHO BUILT AND DESTROYED THE SHIELD, MR MONEY IN THE BANK, THE NEW DAY CAPTAIN, THE WHITE RANGER, THE CROSSFIT JESUS, THE FIRST NXT CHAMPION, THE MAN WHO DID THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY, THE GUY THAT RETIRED STING, THE 2015 SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR, THE FIRST EVER WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT AND UNITED STATES CHAMPION, THE GUY WHO MAKES YOUR JINGLE TINGLE, THE UP UP DOWN DOWN MADDEN CHAMPION, THE FIRST PICK OF THE DRAFT, THE FIRST MAN TO PIN ROMAN REIGNS CLEAN, THE GUY THAT FINN BÁLOR IS A CHEAP SECOND RATE KNOCK OFF, THE MAN THAT BROUGHT MOLTRES AND HO OH'S SACRED FIRE IN A TORCH TO WRESTLEMANIA, THE MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER, THE COVER BOY OF WWE2K18, THE GOAT, THE KINGSLAYER, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, THE MAN

SETH
FREAKING
ROLLINS

k.

General thread to discuss anything and everything about THE A+PLAYER, THE UNDISPUTED FUTURE OF WWE, MR SEXY ASS LOTTERY, THE ARCHITECT, THE MAN WHO BUILT AND DESTROYED THE SHIELD, MR MONEY IN THE BANK, THE NEW DAY CAPTAIN, THE WHITE RANGER, THE CROSSFIT JESUS, THE FIRST NXT CHAMPION, THE MAN WHO DID THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY, THE GUY THAT RETIRED STING, THE 2015 SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR, THE FIRST EVER WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT AND UNITED STATES CHAMPION, THE GUY WHO MAKES YOUR JINGLE TINGLE, THE UP UP DOWN DOWN MADDEN CHAMPION, THE FIRST PICK OF THE DRAFT, THE FIRST MAN TO PIN ROMAN REIGNS CLEAN, THE GUY THAT FINN BÁLOR IS A CHEAP SECOND RATE KNOCK OFF, THE MAN THAT BROUGHT MOLTRES AND HO OH'S SACRED FIRE IN A TORCH TO WRESTLEMANIA, THE MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER, THE COVER BOY OF WWE2K18, THE GOAT, THE KINGSLAYER THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, THE MAN

SETH
FREAKING
ROLLINS

YUCK!!

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>>2932671

>ywn hear her moan as you put your dick in her tight Scottish puss
why live?

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>>2932669
>*quotes Scripture*

>Matt, I'm going crazy, this is insane!

>>2932669
JOHNNY MUNDO

>>2932858
I would've expected Johnny to fuck her, not fuckin Cage

>>2932625
AJ Lee and the literal who's

>>2932808
what about naomi

>he still hasn't realized that it's over for wrestling
wew lad

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>>2932588
The only wrestling fans right now are the hardcore and the ones that grew up with it. The majority of Millennials could care less about wrestling, and that is the same for generation X. It is a dying industry.

>>2932588
Nu-metal will make a come back and when it does wrestling will be great again.

>>2932555
>Shinsuke Nakamura VS Baron Corbin - *1/2
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I usually at least see where Dave's coming from but I just have no idea what he's on about with some of these. Usos/NewDay only being 3.5 and Cena/Rusev being 3 is just crazy.

He seems to underrate tag matches a LOT, it's weird.

I usually at least see where Dave's coming from but I just have no idea what he's on about with some of these. Usos/NewDay only being 3.5 and Cena/Rusev being 3 is just crazy.

He seems to underrate tag matches a LOT, it's weird.

Jinder.

Luke Harper match was alright.

>>2932513
Wow that was exactly what I would rate those RKO matches. I never watched during his first runs. I started rewatching in like 2013 and have wondered what this dudes gimmick is besides being a 3rd generation wrestler. He sucks balls.

>>2932454
Literally who podcast?

>cringy omemega is a metal fan
The more I hear about this dude the more I'm fucking embarrassed at the thought of being mistaken as a fan of his

>>2932454
What a loser, metal? in 2017? Come on gramps get with the times.