*blocks your path*
Please feed me your faeces
Please feed me your faeces
>>2999731
*tackles you to the ground, rips off all your clothing and licks your entire body. swallows your cum when you orgasm. inserts my penis for two pumps and creampies the fuck out of you*
Why doesn't he have a full time job on WWE? He has a camera-ready face
Hiding this thread because this picture makes me want to punch this nerd in the head
>>2999689
>admitting you watch wrestling anywhere besides an anonymous forum
I don't understand this man.
>>2999689
>admitting you watch wrestling anywhere besides an anonymous forum
I don't understand this man.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
What the fuck? Won't that be the fourth year in a row?
gaytch ruins everything
>they had comfy ass summerslam in fucking LA
>ruin it with brooklyn shit for nxmeme
fuckk gaytch
I don't get it, what's funny about it?
>the omemega experiment is over
Thank fucking god.
Say it with me /asp/
BASED NAITO
BASED LIJ CHADS
>>2999196
omega/ibushi is the real main event
>>2999200
This, they drew a big crowd in a smaller company (DDT) imagine what they can do in NJPW.
>>2999196
LOS
>Watch The G1 Climax 27 Winners Presser @ 9pm PDT - 12am PDT - 5am BST
>Where
www.NJPWWORLD.com
Tetsuya Naito has won the G1 Climax for the 2nd time, and is going to share his thoughts with us all tonight, among others including, Kenny Omega, and Kazuchika Okada.
>>2999135
Alternative: http://synchtube.ru/r/cozytube
>>2999135
>Naito won
Best timeline lads.
FUCK KENNY
So, was this a work?
No.
>>2999008
I mean, that headbutt was obviously stiff, but the whole "he's a vegetable and would never wrestle again" thing was real or just an exaggeration?
>>2999040
We all got worked
>actually hit the weights and got a clue
>works interviewers into shoots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCjGisGES6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAabZT5FRW8
When are they gonna get him out of stupid manlet division in exchange for finn baloring?
>>2998853
he just needs to come in and concuss Finn. Next universal champ.
>>2998853
Never. He's too British
Seriously, what CAN'T this man do??
Draw and attain relevancy
>>2998787
E Drones on suicide watch kek
>>2998792
(YOU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsK7WbAMwkM
BASED AF
What a mark
>>2998750
>impact font
>Anno Domini 2017
>>2998750
Kenny must have seen the sad crowd from this evenings WWE show in Miami
If NJPW and ROH indie """"wrestlers""""" like Kenny Omega and Okada are so good, how come every wrestler's dream match is against John Cena or Randy Orton?
>>2998670
Because if you could build a sports entertainer from the ground up, it would be Randy Orton
except everyone's dream match is against Roman Reigns
>Edge
>Christian
>Kurt Angle
>every single wrestling legend in existence
theyve gone on record saying they want to wrestle roman
>>2998685
Orton looks like a lower nwa guy. Probably a horseman in Rics group but not the mouthpiece.
His promos are shit even if scripted. Terrible acting and one expression.
He really got even shittier post viper era.
JUST
His family encouraged him to take bumps as a child and his neck gave out before he even entered his prime wrestling years.
Really motivates your macadamias
>Had a 5% chance of living through his neck injury
>Had a 10% chance of walking away from the injury without being paralyzed
I would say he is pretty lucky.
>>2998636
His strong neck muscles saved his life desu. If he had a pencil neck he'd be dead.
Nu Japan fan here. These guys were both being rejected a few years ago, right?
>>2998468
Not Okada only Naito. They hated his good guy act.
Either be stoic like old or heelish or cool.
>>2998468
Naito def. was being rejected by the fans. He had to go to Mexico and repackage himself before he ever got over.
>>2998525
I remember hearing people weren't really hot on Okada at first. Maybe not to the degree Naito was rejected.
>WWE Wrestlers do not get 'guidance' regarding their gimmicks so much as they are told what they will be
>WWE is very strict regarding what they can say during a promo and how they will present themselves
>WWE tries to create shitty catchphrases for their wrestlers
>WWE expects their performers to not be complete and utter shit on the mic
Where can I get my hands on what they are smoking at WWE Creative and how much do you think it would run me for a hit?
>>2998458
Corporate culture. Micromanagement. It's just part of the WWE these days, which is probably why they're so creatively stagnant. There are probably only a couple of wrestlers not named HHH left that can go out and say whatever they want and whatever they think will work best.
>>2998458
Nobody does anywhere. Too much introverts and their secularism.
With Nwa dead it's even harder to develop them. Remember Bince poached guys from who learned their craft from the Nwa and Awa.
And the new guys still suck doing or so outside of Wwe as well.
>>2998458
wrestlers are given scripts now. back in the day wrestlers had to cu their own promos so yes. The last days of wrestlers having no scripts was WCW Monday Nitro. Guys like CM Punk wouldn't be able to cut it in the unscripted no handcuffs environment against likes of Kevin Nash and Scott Hall.
Clanging and banging
>>2998455
WOAT
>>2998455
Falling and tapping
>>2998455
pretty funny that aj has dropped brooks from her name since punky got btfo'd by the big mick
J U S T
U
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wtf is he doing?
is that arn anderson
>>2998364
He found his girlfriend's pics online
Trying to keep himself entertained during ram