Post your favorite jobber.
Mine is Dean-FUCKING-Malenko
Robby Rage and Kenny Kaos baby!!!
>>3015381
Shawn Michaels
He's coming back boys!
"And I told Bryan, ‘You do have a daughter, so always remember that. But if the doctors finally give you the green light,’ I go, ‘Go! This is your dream and passion. You have one life to live and I will never hold you back.'” Adding, “Because I love to wrestle, and I would hate if someone told me you can’t do it. And if WWE doesn’t allow it, then I said, ‘Go somewhere else. It’s all on you.’ Obviously he would love to be able to get back in that WWE ring, but I know for a fact my husband is going to find his way back to the ring. He honestly is.
Glad to know he has the full support of the wife he's going to end up strangling
If he does want to kill himself, hopefully he goes to NOAH or AJPW or something to help them out
He name's his daughter Birdie, didn't he? He's already been knocked silly. A couple more headbutts and he'll be taking his family to Bowflex City, Bitch
>>3015302
>Bowflex City
Damn. Kyuuri looks like THAT?
threads like this are allowed but threads discussing game of thrones like it was a wrestling promotion gets deleted
why is no fun allowed on /asp?
>>3015204
Am I supposed to be impressed bc I ain't. I see three average looking jap chicks. Big fucking deal. Seek sex virgin.
If you're going to post pics of women, post about good looking ones like Dana Warrior or the bullet club dancing Japanese whores. Not shitty Joshi wrestlers nobody with lives have heard of.
2>1>>>>>>>3
"I'M THE GENETIC FREAK AND SIZE DOES MATTERS"
>>3015196
Who do you think is gonna win this /asp/ies I hope Nakamura but as to who I am thinking is gonna win is a toss-up because of the fucking India tour, however Mahals reign has bombed because he sucks, Thank God Corbin lost MITB so him and his Anti-Smark fans can BTFO.
>>3015115
Mahal. Nakamura has to take a loss before the normies turn on him. They've been booking him like a Japanese Super Cena so far
Modern Day Maharrrrrrrrrraja is gonna win. Vince isn't gonna put the belt on somebody that can't speak engrish.
I'm a big Nakamura fan so I hope he gets the win to be the first ever (recorded) Japanese WWE Champion.
>Be professional wrestler on the side
>Be a 5'10 manlet
>6'0 with boots
>Billed at 6'2, 210 pounds
>Finish all my training in 2015
>Work a strong power move style
>Working in small promotions in Scotland
>Get dry run for ICW
>Have to wrestle some American guy
>Look fucking tiny next to him and he's apparently a slightly below average American wrestler
>Having second thoughts about this shit
Are wrestlers in other parts of the world SERIOUSLY that fucking tall or is it all a fucking work? Everyone I've wrestled so far in Scotland/England has been about my height, even slightly smaller. Do Brits have no fucking chance unless they're flippy manlets?
>>3014838
Michael "Big Mike" Elgin isn't all that tall, but he's THICC
If you can't be tall, be thicc
>>3014838
Can you type like a normal human instead of greentexting?
>>3014928
Do you know where you are?
I use to watch a ton of wrestling when I was younger, fell out of it after the "Attitude" era ended. I started watching again a few months ago and I don't remember it being this fucking bad. Last week's Raw didn't have an actual match until about 45 minutes in, and the matches are total shit. Guys clothesline esch other, rest holds, more clotheslines, maybe a body slam, more rest holds. Jesus fuck what happened to the WWE?
>>3014786
I stopped 2002/2003.
Got back into it end of 2014... wish I hadn't.
I share your sentiment... it's nowhere near the same as it used to be.
It seems like the writers have given up and they're just going through the motions and doing as little as they can to get paid and keep their job.
There's no surprises, no imagination, no interesting matches... I find myself getting more entertained by stupid little sections like the Breezango shit that's actually pretty funny but contains absolutely no wrestling.
Smackdown isn't TOO bad, it's a hell of a lot better than Raw currently.
>>3014832
I hate the 20-30 minute slow talking promos they cut anymore. It's like for fuck's sake SPIT IT OUT, This shit is more soap opera than "sport"
>>3014786
Well, you see, a bunch of guys died young, or had long term concussion issues, traumatic brain injuries... one guy went nuts and killed his famiy, and so, well ya know, they dont do chair shots and pile drivers no more. So, I hope you like back bumps and Superman Punch.
Nu Japanettys SEETHING
>m-muh attendance
>m-muh buled glub shirts
Literal outlaw shit.
in before the guy who writes 6 paragraphs to defend New Japan
It's about a million less for Raw, nowadays.
>>3014679
>2014-2015
You can take about a quarter off that RAW bar for an accurate representation of 2017
III > II
prove me wrong
I > III >>>>> II
None of them are 5 stars, let alone 6
>>3014647
2>1>3
3 lessened by the obvious finish and limited time
III relies on the context of I and II and thus can't be rated above them.
From what it appears, Mercury is now out of the WWE and is now taking Bookings
he's looking real jakked baby.
Who is that? WWE just has too many people, lol.
>>3014549
lookin real jacked baby
>Who was the Shawn Michaels of the group?
>Who was the Marty Jannetty of the group?
Literally whos?
>>3014477
There's at least two people that drew dimes that mattered in that pic.
One is borderline, but still was over as hell. The others leeched off everyone else.
>>3014484
which one was a draw then?
Fuck one
Marry one
Kill one
Rape one
Fuck Victoria
Rape Stacy
Marry Trish
Kill Lita
>>3014368
Fuck Trish
Marry Stacy
Rape Lita
Kill Victoria
>>3014383
My man! Right on the money
Hiromu and Taguchi.
Here's what I have to say about that
1. What
2. Gaaayyyyy
Taguchi you should only be bathing with Ricochet, you son of a bitch.
>>3014227
There is nothing gay about two dudes drinking wine taking a bubble bath together.
>I'M THE EATER OF FOODS
Do you think he ate out Jojo's butthole?
>>3014110
YOU JUST KNOW
>>3014103
I bet you eat food too, faggot
Holy shit. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. So dying WWMEME decided to bring back two of their """""legends""""" for a match this week on Raw, and look at the results. FUCKING LOOK AT THAT """CAPACITY"""" CROWD. WWMEME is dying SO HARD that they bring back two of their supposed """biggest draws""""" and just look at how it turned out. When are you gonna make the switch e-drones?
>>3013899
autism
MAKE
>>3013913
AMERICA