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>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
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Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dimes
>Buried DDP and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Bray Wyatt (twice) for no reason
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>Killed the World Heavyweight Championship (the last time the WHC would be defended in a PPV main event was Hell in a Cell 2010)
>None of the Wrestlemanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 4 out of 25 Wrestlemanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Paul London he drives around with the license plate "DEADMAN" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Wrestlemania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Wrestlemania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw LeBron James to come out of his locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour
>Voted for Hillary like the spineless cuck he is
>The only relevant thing he did in his whole shitty career was put over the Big Dog and pass him the torch
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>>3019691
Taker was drawing dimes before you were a twinkle in your father's eyes
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>>3019711
Hi Mark!
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>“Does Juice really believe that he can get this belt? I’m the one who main evented Tokyo Dome, Osaka Castle, the G1 climax, all of this year’s big matches. Probably, the IWGP US Heavyweight title match is the big match for Juice. To me, it’s just another match. I may wrestle with a T-shirt on.”
JUICE BTFO
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>>3019530
*single handedly destroys Juice*
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Awful antisemitism from Omega here. Big Match Jews is going over.
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>>3019530
I hate these kinda Ledditt promos.
>wanting the shield to reunite
gay
3MB reunion when??
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>>3019513
Drew “No Dimes" McCucktyretty
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What happened to Heath Slater?
He got over to a decent level last year to at least make him a mid carder for a few years, but he just disappeared
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>>3019561
Traded to RAW where he can't be used since he still teams with Rhyno and Rhyno's finisher is a better version of Roman's spear.
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We were this close to the end of the Omega spam.
https://streamable.com/s9zjb
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>>3019410
E-drone STEAMING
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>>3019472
Gain height
Draw dimes
Turn off the Meltz
Get a clue
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>the state of this thread
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It is estimated that there are 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars in the universe; yet this amount is still not enough for Jimmy vs Steve at Trouble at the Talk.
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>>3019406
would somebody tell me who the fuck won this
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Are Kazoocheeka Oketty and Kenny Omegetty ready for the big leagues?
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>>3019411
Steve Quintain defeated Jimmy Ocean 2 falls to 1 in a British rules match. Full results of Trouble at the Talk 4 here:
https://wrestleropesuk.wordpress.com/2015/12/09/world-association-of-wrestling-trouble-at-the-talk-4-full-results/
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Who is this?
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Who are you?
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>>3019264
Brie Bella
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How does it make you feel /asp/ that because of the "Women's Revolution" she didn't get to be a WWE Diva and instead turned to a life of porn?
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>>3019261
i dont know who she is, why should i care?
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What does le revolution have to do with anything
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Where's the proof that she wanted to be a WWE diva? By the way, if being rejected by the WWE pushes these women into porn then I suddenly love the women's revolution, and I wish it had happened sooner. Just imagine the likes of Torrie Wilson, Stacy Keibler or Trish Stratus doing porn.
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Updated SummerSlam card 2017-08-17 11:01:38 Post No.3019173
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Pre-Show:
>Tozawa vs. Neville - zzz
>The New Day vs. The Usos - seen it 100 times
>Jason Jordan w/The Hardy Boyz vs. The Miz w/The Miztourage - just lol
Main Card:
>Big Show vs. Big Cass - zzz
>Randy Orton vs. Rusev - ...zzz
>Naomi vs. Natalya - zzz
>John Cena vs. Baron Corbin - zzz
>Finn Balor vs. Bray Wyatt - zzz
>Sheamus & Cesaro vs. Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins - slightly interesting, but not much
>Alexa Bliss vs. Sasha Banks - will be your standard 2.5 star Alexa match
>AJ Styles vs. Kevin Owens - seen it 100 times
>Jinder Mahal vs. Shinsuke Nakamura - zzz
>Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman vs. Samoa Joe - most interesting match on the card.
Thats only two interesting matches on the whole card
How can WWE drones defend this?
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>>3019173
this is the worst summerslam card in years
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>7 hours of that shite
kill me now
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>Know it's gonna be shit
>Still going to watch it
Why do we do this to ourselves?
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Is there anything more cringe-inducing in wrestling than an in-ring wedding segment?
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>>3019154
I dunno, the Laurel Van Ness wedding was pretty kino.
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>>3019154
I don't think it's cringe inducing at all, of all the shit this carnie marks would do, a fucking wedding seems pretty legit all things considered.
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"Please watch my tv show I'll even pay you"
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I'm going to save this division, Asuka. You have to go.
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Based
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>>3019031
Nice push you have there.
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>>3019069
She won't arrive soon enough to do anything. Ember can't be stopped
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ITT: Wrestlers who could legit fight in the UFC 2017-08-17 09:05:08 Post No.3018845
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ITT: Wrestlers who could legit fight in the UFC
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Kevin Owens
>Top athlete
>Very athletic for his size
>Strong boxing skills
>Tough son of a bitch
With some training, Owens could be a legit UFC fighter
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>Athletic
>Straight edge means he'll never get busted for drugs
>Disciplined, could learn MMA relatively quick
>Very smart, could outsmart opponents easily
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>Liberal so strong as fuck
>Prays to allah for power
>Raised 46K for Syrian refugees
Literally unstoppable
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SCSA would do well had he never snapped his vertebrae. It was him Kane and Undertaker who were the right size to join boxing.
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is he right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RItDdWXh8d0
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>>3018842
Yes
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As far as wrestling goes he's always right.
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>>3018842
Remind me why anti-smarks on here hate him again?
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who's jobbing and who's winning?
who have you got and why, lads?
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Obviously Strowman is getting a push since Lesnars doing UFC
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>>3018829
Lesnar is staying until next year
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>>3018835
How do ya know?
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>Street Profits
>their gimmick is "black guys with an empty plastic cup"
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>>3018805
Wow another stereotypical black team
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theyre just having fun
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>>3018805
>Generic "I'm an athlete!" gimmick
>No signature prop
>Plays the straight man
DeAngelo Dawkins is already the obvious Jannetty.
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LETHAL LEAP YEAR WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING 2017-08-17 08:47:31 Post No.3018781
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LETHAL LEAP YEAR WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING
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>>3018781
Is this Southpaw shit supposed to be funny?
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legit wrestling promotion when?
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Holy fucking based.