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>No, the fact of the matter is still that he is a two move person.
>(Big Ol' Boot, Big Ol' Leg) If he starts to job >some, and he develops
>some wrestling skills, then maybe. I don' >think I have to worry about
>that though.

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"what's the point of asking this question? Hogan will never ever become a
heel....it's concievably possible, but that would be financial suicide to
WCW ......they would have lost most if not all of the mark market"

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>I can just imagine that ...
>
>Stone Cold "Give me a beer"
>Girlfriend "Get your own beer!"
>Stone Cold "WHAT?"
>*glass shatters*
>STUNNER !

>foreign scum shitting up the WWE

fuck off. take him, sheamus, del rio, barrett, cesaro, balor and becky lynch and fucking decapitate the faggot scum. none of them fucking rats deserve to breathe, let alone shit up the wwe

>>1083643
Why are trump supporters so autistic?

>>1083686
Probably a falseflag, an accurate one though

fuck off

>>1083554
kys

>>1083552
dat foreshadowing

>Blissfags

Not falling for your rat trap

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>>1083461
Nice b8, you rustled my anus.

One reason you're huge faggot.

1: This Post.

Jesus christ CM Punk is such a skinnyfat nerd
You think this fucker could lift a weight or two and put in a little effort?

My Wreddit response:

>Are they really trying to get the IWC to like Roman Reigns by highlighting the fact he once fought our King CM Punk? This is a poor attempt at trying to make Roman look strong.

My normal response:

>This is literally just a status about 2 wrestlers who once fought.

>>1083458
>This is literally just a status about 2 wrestlers who once fought.
This is true. WWE doesn't autistically hate Punk. It's the other way round.

Asp isn't furry,try /b/ or /co/

>>1083368
If you can get Beato and his pokefag pals here, then sure.

>>1083368
>>>/v/
>>>/vp/

>>1083118
1+1 vs 0+2

Seems like a fair fight.

>>1083120
I hope your referring to kayfabe strength over there buddy

>>1083125
I was referring to ass size, but I guess kayfabe power levels works too.

>>1082981
>Is There Any Chance Triple H Wins At Mania?
No

>>1082981

He is not going over at Mania. Even as a swere it would not be considered.I think they are going to some shenanigans and interference but he's not walking out with the belt.

>>1083147

Is there any conceivable way to get the belt on reigns without him being booed into oblivion

>>1082908
nice b8

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>>1082908
he is man, he even has/had a vest like him at one point. Except ryback has more moves and is built better.

>>1082908
He's better than that hick ever was

>>1082868
The divas

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>>1082868

there never was a nation of violence really, can't fool me joe.

>>1082854
I remember a story from long ago about how Joe didn't go to the WWE sooner because he didn't want to be face painted and packaged as a tribal Samoan like they did to Umaga. And then this happened.

>>1082879
Granted umaga was based af

>>1082682
i'm a faggot

How's the Roman show featuring based fatass

The fake cheers couldn't even cover the boos, also fat owens fat vs the gay community for main event

Luke will throw Bray over and get a singles push

>Bray and the Wyatts in general getting buried more every PPV

FUCK VINCE FOR FUCKS SAKE! Seriously, the Wyatts are by far the coolest thing that happened to WWE for the last few years and they get fucked more and more to the point they cant recover anymore. Same goes for Bo and Adam, both are great midcard heels but are dead by now. Kevin could also be a fucking great heel, but no, he too gets fucked over. Instead we see old men getting shit mainevents left and right while young talents get constantly buried by cena or said old men.

>>1082685
can you time stamp your jaw for me?

it's a social experiment

Anything works when you're doing choreographed "t3h deadly" against compliant opponents in slow motion. There's a reason why he has the like bar disabled in his videos.

>>1082563
This
No live training from what I've seen of him, he may have some useful info but the majority of it is reactionary training that won't work unless you practice it in real sparring, like anything else

>>1082563
>>1082588
>hundreds of thousands of gangsters learn crappy diluted Boxing1-2 technique
>they get into street fights and pull it off even though they never sparred with it before

Stop being meme-spouting faggots and think about what you're talking about.

They hate the booking not the wrestler m8.

>>1082458
>trying to fuck up plans because it's funny to be an ironic hipster cunt

How would you artfully write roman out of wwe?