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>No, the fact of the matter is still that he is a two move person.
>(Big Ol' Boot, Big Ol' Leg) If he starts to job >some, and he develops
>some wrestling skills, then maybe. I don' >think I have to worry about
>that though.

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"what's the point of asking this question? Hogan will never ever become a
heel....it's concievably possible, but that would be financial suicide to
WCW ......they would have lost most if not all of the mark market"

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.pro-wrestling.wwf/8-fc9phCACY

>I can just imagine that ...
>
>Stone Cold "Give me a beer"
>Girlfriend "Get your own beer!"
>Stone Cold "WHAT?"
>*glass shatters*
>STUNNER !

>if cena turns heel - 2006-2016
>roman sucks - 2015-2016
>new day is dead - 2016
>daniel bryan is dead - 2016
Looks like it's just as bad

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/lofiversion/index.php?t37095-0.html

One of them predict Cena's sucess

>>1085612
Jobber of the Week confirmed for a prophet.

>>1085612
>that site name
Fucking hell thats cringey

>>1085612
>I don't think Jericho will be at WM XXX, I think he will know when it is time to step out and won't have an ego keeping him there.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

>>1085628
Jericho wasnt at wm30 dumb fuck

>>1085632
The point he was making is that he's still around you dumb fuck

>>1085632
>pretending to be retarded

>>1085612
>ppv will be non-existent by 2014 due to amazing broadband
This guy basically predicted the wwe network

>>1085612
>predictions for wm 30
>undertaker wins his match
Kek

>>1085612
Quickly, predict WM42 and I will screencap all responses and post them in 10 years' time.

>>1085672

Undertaker will wrestle one match during the year, at Wrestlemania
Flair will find some way to be involved
They'll still bring back old guys from the successful Attitude Era because their current product is shit
The Rock will find some way to show up for five minutes and get a billion dollars
Triple H will bury someone
Smarks will predict it will be shit and it'll turn out to be ok

>>1085672
it wont exist.

>>1085675
>taker not dying in the ring this wm
>flair living another 10 years
'no'

>>1085675
>Smarks will predict it will be shit and it'll turn out to be ok
Also they will have paid hundreds of dollars to attend and boo.

>>1085679
>>taker not dying in the ring this wm
he'll make it to gorilla before he passes out

>>1083870
damn look at this god damn roster

sting is GOAT

>>1083906

Not being astute enough to realize that this is the same criticism smarks today level at Reigns. Smarks today don't even have the excuse of being uneducated to the buisiness and parroting consensus out of fear of being looked at as stupid. These days with a few clicks you can watch Kevin Sullivan, Cornette, Raven, Bill Eadie or Kevin fucking Nash break down the inner workings for you.

What they should be levelling at him, but are not understanding of wrestling enough to, is that the Samoan Spearchucker - unlike Hogan - can't work.

>Cue mad panic at Google as a thousand 'smarks' search "wrestling what does working mean?"

https://groups.google.com/forum/m/#!searchin/alt.pro-wrestling.wwf/Wwf$201999/alt.pro-wrestling.wwf/SCDsj_naQzo

>>1085612
>I really believe HHH will still be headlining.

Fucking soothsayer.

>>1085672

Well in 10 years:

John Cena will be 48
Triple H will be 56
Brock Lesnar will be 48
Roman Reigns will be 40
Dean Ambrose will be 40
Seth Rollins will be 39
Bray Wyatt will be 38
Brawn Strowman will be 42
Kevin Owens will be 41
Sami Zayn will be 41
Cody Rhodes will be 40
The Miz will be 45
Sasha Banks will be 34
Kalisto will be 39
Baron Corbin will be 41
Chad Gable will be 40
Jason Jordan will be 37
Mojo Rawley will be 39


Reigns, Ambrose, Rollins and Wyatt all have a solid chance of main eventing WM42, as an opponent to whichever young guy WWE is pinning the future on. Jason Jordan isn't outside the realms of possibility either, given his age.

After such a long run, that Vince will push to extend as long as possible, Cena's body will be too broken down for him even to be a part timer I expect. He'll fly off to Hollywood after he retires and have one 'once in a lifetime match', around Wrestlemania 40

Bray Wyatt will be the 2spooky final boss that Undertaker is now. Seth Rollins or Sami Zayn could be the HBK babyface legend who puts on main event matches in the midcard, though its also possible their bodies will be fucked by then given the style they works. Reigns and Ambrose could still be around in something similar to Cena's current role or Jericho's current role,depeding on how their careers pan out in the coming years.

Sasha will probably be retired by 34 to have Mikaze's babies, but she could be there. Miz could be the colour commentator.

A Triple H stunt match isn't out of the question. Vince had plenty of those matches well into his 60s.

>>1085720

For comparison this the age of the key players at this year's mania and what they were doing in 2006.

>Triple H, 46
In 2006 he put over Cena at Wrestelmania after spending several years as the top heel on RAW

>Roman Reigns, 30
In 2006 he was playing college football in Georgia

>Shane McMahon, 46
In 2006 he was Vince's heel lackey, feuding with DX.

>The Undertaker, 50
In 2006 he was one of the top guys on smackdown. The strak was starting become a big deal after his feud legend killer feud with Orton the previous year.

>Brock Lesnar. 38
In 2006 he was locked in a legal battle with WWE, whilst working for New Japan.

>Dean Ambrose, 30
In 2006 he had been wrestling for two years and won the HWA heaavywieght title.

>>1085730
>Starting to become a big deal

The streak's been a big deal since about 3-0, dude.

>>1085742

DAS IST MARK, JA?

You been buying and about to swallow WWE's Kool Aid. You'll be dead on a farm in South America within minutes.

>>1085612
>There's no freakin way Angle will be wrestling at WMXXX........He may be there in a mangerial role or something, but I think he's done wrestling in 3 years.
duuuude..

>>1083906
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>Lesnar, Benjamin, Cena, and Orton are all guys that will be carrying this company if it is ever to be successful. Unfortuntely, it's going to be at the sacrifice of everyone who came before them, but those are all four strong guys who will develop and have a marketable charisma to them.
3 out of 4 I guess

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/lofiversion/index.php?t33953.html
>171 replies

>>1083870
>If Hogan were a heel? Let's see- a heel does the following:
>Abuses officials when things don't go their way.
>Cheats (hair pulls, eye gouges, closed fists, etc.)
>Whine when they lose.
>Know what? I guess he already is a heel.

I have seen similar posts about Cena.

>>1085742
Triple H said himself that they didnt even realize the streak was a thing until like wm 17.

>>1085672
The main event of WM42 will be 20 years old Aurora Levesque vs. 18 years old Murphy Levesque for the control of the company.

>>1085742
It was only the Orton match where the undertaker matches became the streak matches m8

>>1085863
This is why HHH is pushing women's wrestling.

So >his daughters can be relevant in the business.

>>1085839
>HHH says the streak wasn't a thing until he faced taker
Yeah i'll believe that

>>1083870
This is dope, awesome look into how virgins posted in the mid-late 90s. Thanks.

>>1085595
>>new day is dead - 2016
>>daniel bryan is dead - 2016

How are these two unfair?
The former is just an opinion about an act that has become horribly stale, and the second isn't even opinion, it's fact. He's retired.

>>1085616
That guy also said Taker would win his WM30 match, tho

>>1083870
>If Hogan turns heel - 1996
>https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/Y4GlSh0NJLY


>I think I *might* have a *little* respect for him. Since I'm mainly a heel fan

>I'm mainly a heel fan

> I hate Hulk Hogan, so should you.

>I sure hope he's at the Bash, because I want to harass him.
>Where are you sitting? I am right on the isle, so I should be able to get one of my anti-hogan signs in.
(>Hopefully I can get my anti-mongo sign in too.)


I couldn't make this shit up.

>>1085720
I cant wait for the based miz heel commentary

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>>1083870

>If Hogan were a heel? Let's see- a heel does the following:
>Abuses officials when things don't go their way.
>Cheats (hair pulls, eye gouges, closed fists, etc.)
>Whine when they lose.
>Know what? I guess he already is a heel.

>>1085672

Roman Reigns will no longer be with the company

John Cena will STILL be a one-dimensional face that every male over the age of 15 can't stand, and will probably be in a non-title match that the WWE promotes harder than any title match.

The WWE Heavyweight CHampionship match will be Chad Gable winning the title off of a heel Big Cass.

Jay Fatal and Val Halen, the Viking God of Rock (Dolph Ziggler gets repackaged in 2018), will fight for the US Championship on the preshow.

Rusev will be a heavyweight champion in Japan.

>>1086353
>Val Halen, the Viking God of Rock (Dolph Ziggler gets repackaged in 2018)

Book it, book it right now, I can't take anymore Ziggler appearing in every single show, he could be repackaged as Doink it would be step up.

>>1085707
yeah that one made me laugh the hardest. spooky.

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>>1085612
>http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/

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>>1083870
>For further details, please refer to my occasionally-posted article "Why I give thumbs down to Hogan", which you can retrieve through DeJa News or AltaVista, I guess. I'll post it again in two or three months as my periodic reminder to the world that there *are* legitimate reasons why Hogan sucks.

State of these fedoras

>>1085672
Bronson (c) vs Braun Strowman for the WWE WHC title
Roman Reigns vs ZZ (c) for the US title
Triple H vs Shinsuke Nakamura
Kane and Big Show vs The Young Bucks (c) for the Tag Team Titles
John Cena vs Randy Orton
Ricochet (c) vs Sami Zayn for the Cruiserweight title
Finn Balor (c) vs Colin Cassady for the IC title
Charlotte (c) with Ric Flair at ringside vs Aurora Levesque for the Divas title
Preshow: Andre the Giant Battle Royale has been changed to a 10 man Kliq Tribute Ladder Match, winner gets kayfabe GM powers
Preshow: Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins

>>1086499
>implying Vince will be alive by WM 42

How dare they talk about Hollywood like that.

>>1086499
>Implying Nakamura or a Tough Enough guy will stick around for 10 years
>Implying the Bucks will ever get another shot at the E

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>>1086499
>Roman Reigns vs ZZ

>>1086536
>a Tough Enough guy will stick around for 10 years
the miz m8

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>>1083870
>ALL HE DOES IS TALK. HIS MATCHES ARE SUB-STANDARD. HIS FANS ARE MOSTLY
LITTLE GIRLS AND HOMOS WHO HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM. WHERE WERE ALL THESE
FANS A YEAR AGO AT WRESTLEMANIA 15.
THE ROCK SAYS.....THE ROCK SAYS.... I REALLY SUCK..

>>1086583
>Other than the money, what did you enjoy most about your time at WCW? #AskTheHitman
9:23 AM - 8 Mar 2016

>BH: I really didn’t enjoy anything. If I had to sum up what one thing I did like I would probably say wrestling Sting. Sting was a class guy, just a first rate guy. Great guy to work with. Great guy to talk to. Great guy to hang out with. A real friend. No ego. Never saw any ounce of ego. Just a team player all the way and I always had a lot of respect for him. He really made coming to work fun. When I look back today I just have mounds of respect for Sting. When I watch some of our matches back they were actually pretty good. Considering we had absolutely no direction. Absolutely no storyline. Nothing made any sense. He was always able to make sense of the most stupid stuff that Bischoff could come up with. I just have so much respect for the fact he was there as long was and he just was a guy… you never forget guys like Sting. He was just there every day. Showed up for work and did the best he could every night. He made a real difference to guys like me in the dressing room that almost lost hope working there.

>our matches back they were actually pretty good
18+

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>>1086588
>X-Crap sucks. Roaddog is a pansy. Mr. Ass I actually like although I liked him better when he was doing singles. He has more skill as a wrestler than X-Crap and Roadduck combined. If Mr. Ass bulked up a little more, considering he's taller than HHH, Mr. Ass could kick HHH's ass... and I'd give up the internet for a year just to see Mr. Ass come back all pumped up and kick HHH's ass. Mr. Ass, in my opinion, is a future WWF Heavyweight champion. Mr. Ass, much like Val Venis, whose characters I both hated, but I liked as wrestlers, I knew they would both eventually become WWF Champs. They both need a huge push and fast. They've both jobbed way too long... longer than some wrestlers who hadn't even been in the WWF a year and got HUGE pushes.

>Mr. Ass and Val fucking Venis
>WWF Champs
>Mr. Ass, in my opinion, is a future WWF Heavyweight champion

>>1086599
Billy gunn is fucking based shut your fucking mouth. I'm a billy gunn mark

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MJannetty

I think the man has been there for quite some time now.

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STONE COLD SUCKS ASS.


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>>1086583
He's not wrong.

>>1083870

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/lofiversion/index.php?t86901.html

Watching all these fucks try to deal with Benoit is pretty funny.

God the IWC is dumb.

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>>1087738
>EVIL~! alkeiper
>Jun 25 2007, 04:30 AM
>Honestly, I think they wanted to put the title on Benoit. Since he missed the show, Nitro is a transitional champion. I wouldn't be surprised to see Benoit win the title within two weeks.

>>1086536
The WWE has already tried signing them a few times in recent years

"Smart" marks

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EVIL~! alkeiper
>Jun 25 2007, 04:30 AM
>Honestly, I think they wanted to put the title on Benoit. Since he missed the show, Nitro is a transitional champion. I wouldn't be surprised to see Benoit win the title within two weeks.