>Ratings killer
>Overrated spot monkey
>Injury Prone
>Unsafe worker
>Shit mic skills
>micro-dick
>whiny voice
>gimmick is being obnoxious
>big nose
>didn't draw a dime
Please give me THREE reasons why /wwe/ likes him outside of the fact he stopped Ramen from winning the title
>>1092114
because he makes you mad
Hes alright
Because he is not a faggot like you
Is he one of us or just a cuck?
he's one of us bro
Heel Jericho is the GOAT
Face Jericho is BOAT
>>1091812
Everyone loves him again because he's heel. Some of you are fickle fucks
ITT: /asp/ related stories where you witnessed autistic shit or were part of it yourself.
>paintballing with a group about a year ago
>it was a meetup event so I didn't really know anyone there, just wanted a big group to play with
>we're innawoods, 10 v 10
>find myself pinned down pretty far ahead of rest of team
>get shot in the back of the head
>hear teammate say "oh shit, sorry man"
>stings like a bitch but I tell him it's fine
>after match he comes up to me
>"dude I feel really bad about what happened back there, I guess you're the Pat Tillman of the team haha"
>want to show him there's no hard feelings so I try to throw a joke back
>"yeah" I say, "except what happened here was an accident"
>everyone on team stops and looks at me
>there's like 6 ex military dudes in the group and they all act super pissed
>play one more round and make up excuse to leave early
>never go back to that arena
Yeah paintballing is pretty autistic.
>>1091700
>paintballing
>it was a meetup event
top kek
any more autism stories?
What?
I like rayman rings
Too bad ur mum doesnt like you
>>1091265
why?
Did they what? Did they fucking what? Why don't you finish your fucking sentences? This is why this board fucking sucks, go back to Squared Circle you fucking idiot.
>>1088411
get this hothead outta here
>>1088411
get this hothead outta here
delete this
>>1084517
Post feet
Post moar!
>it's a Golden Truth tease segment
>>1083677
>this has had more consistent weekly build up than Reigns vs Triple H
I just want it to happen. Now that Neville is out this is the only shitty thing I am looking forward to..
Is TKD Useful at all for self defense? If I went straight to the instructor and said, I'm not interested in flowery forms and bullshit, I just want to fight and not die if the need arises, would I get just that?
The only gym around is a Tae Kwon Do 'studio', and I wan't to start learning to defend myself, and maybe some discipline along the way.
>>1090056
just buy a gun for self defense
do TKD for fun
>>1090061
I'm not able to buy, or carry for that matter, a gun, due to where I live. It's why I'm looking into marital arts.
Yea absolutely.
Not nearly the best but anything is better than nothing and most people on the street have a whole lot of nothing.
I've deescalated situations on the street with fencing work and a confident stance.
Pro wrestler guest stars/references on TV shows
Normal Mode: no Hulk Hogan, Andre The Giant, Stone Cold, John Cena or The Rock
Starting with:
- Chris Masters was on Big Time Rush as a teacher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhwmLBegMWM
- Rikishi was on the teen show Victorious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxn7iaAk9l0
- Goldberg was on the sitcom Yes, Dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcM1c5mVuqI
- The Bushwackers were on an episode of Family Matters, wrestling a match against Steve Urkel and Carl Winslow (ignore the retarded music edit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP_erMZYcZY
- The Simpsons referring to Groundskeeper Willie as Rowdy Roddy PEEPER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eJqnjvCANQ
- Triple H was on The Drew Carey Show (57 seconds in)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxN9XKQJJvw
- Brian Kendrick was a contestant on The Price Is Right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXcerv04qJA
- The Undertaker on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Tombstoning a man dressed in a turkey costume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFiRImul_d0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u-vPhvkYnk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMakFPW2Dj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T1N0pz3PF4
does mick have the most?
>>1089862
CM Punk and Colt Cabana were on Maron last season
>>1089877
How did you forget him being in Avatar as The Boulder?
He was also in a terrible ICP movie where he played Cactus Sack and a show called GvsE where he played himself.
gj roman
>>1089063
SAMOAN KEK CONFIRMED FOR RATINGS CANCER
BELIEVE THAT ROMARKS
>>1089063
He's not the only superstar on RAW, mouthbreathers
Is Roman the champion right now? Fucking moron.
A lot of the roster use it and 95% of the time it's a 2 count it's like watching an indy show.
Yes I hate it they basically turned it into DDT
>>1087690
Well Taker is a supernatural charter so him kicking out of anybody finish isn't a big stretch, I have more of a problem with Ziggler doing it all the time more than the Usos considering he goes for a pin off it all the time and acts surprised when he gets a 2,
Will Brock and Dean go full CZDUB at Mania?
"""""No"""""
>>1086622
Is that how Deano lost his hairline?
>>1086622
>brock lowering himself to that
no.
dean should try because his last few hardcore matches have tame as fuck, he didnt even go high on the fucking cage to do an elbow drop, smdh.
BADA BOOM, REALEST GUYS IN THE ROOM, HOW YOU DOIN?
>>1086163
PUSH ME TO THE MOON VINCE!
>THOSE DAMN FOOLS DON'T KNOW HOW TO BOOK A GIANT! DO WE HAVE ANY LEOPARD SKIN LEOTARDS? I'LL MAKE THIS GUY THE HOTTEST THING SINCE BIG SHOW!
>OH AND THIS ANTSO GUY... HE CAN FEUD AGAINST R-TRUTH OR SOMETHING! WHATEVER!
>>1086163
>Enzo and Cass debut on the main roster
>Come out on Raw doing their shtick
>Crowd is dead silent
>They start to rush through the bit to get it over with
>Get to the SAWFT part, only two voices can be faintly heard going along
>Squash some jobbers to no pop
>Vince signs their death certificate then and there
>Next appearance gets jobbers entrances, they lose to the Golden Truth
So are they going to get a 4th member or is Barrett (most likely) going to sit out so its an even match?
Im hoping Xavier gets Cody as I think those two can be good together.
>>1085459
No. New Day will overcome the odds and Barrett will eat the pin again.
>>1085459
It's just highly expected for at least one member of the Nation to get injured before Mania.
Back in my days blacks couldn't be wrestling champions
>/asp/ doesnt know who he is
>>1091663
It's Cima. /thread
>>1091663
His face looks like he sharted when he flexed for the picture.