/wwe/ general #1990 - whatever edition

fuck off

>>1083554
kys

>>1083552
dat foreshadowing

>>1083555
?

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kevin obese owens is fat shit head and I hope he has heart attacking soon

>tfw Bray is just a shittier fatter version of Raven

>Shinsuke tease
>Cuetos brother tease
next week hype.

Is /asp/ excited about WM?

>>1083615
yes.

>>1083615
Not really

>>1083615
Eh . . . I'll watch it because I always do. But I can't say I'm really *excited* for it.

>>1083589 (political correctness shift thread)
The "political incorrectness" of the Attitude Era was legitimate.

So was the "PG" of the era of Hogan.

The change you're speaking of would not be legitimate. Much like the current "PG" era, it would just be another form of pandering to a mob.

Prior to the rise of Cena, stars drew in their own right to a diverse audience and not merely as the representative of a demographic, as Cena, Orton, CM Punk, and Bryan all are, and tried to gain credibility as wrestlers rather than as the voice of their own fans.

Stone Cold's career is a perfect example of this.

If someone tried to do the same things he did today, not only would it not be appreciated, but people wouldn't understand what he's doing. That's why the closest thing is Dean Ambrose's antics, which is likewise a perfect example of the dumbed down pandering.

>>1083615
I always watch it with my brothers and sisters and we have some lols, but I'm more looking forward to the food. I haven't eaten any shit in awhile, so I might have some jack or a buffalo chicken calzone, nachos or pizza

>>1083615
A couple of the matches. I'm more worried about the aftermath and Roman's decade long reign.

I was banned so I couldn't comment on Neville's injury, but wtf was that? And then little naitch say don't fucking touch me to Jericho?

>>1083629
Baseball slide
Rolled his ankle
Lil Naitch didn't catch it
Jericho went off on him for not catching it
Lil Naitch got pissy.

>>1083629
>sitting out bans
>:^(

He broke his ankle doing a baseball slide and a msicommunication resulted in Jericho and Naitch getting into it for real. Jericho wanted to end the match with a rollup but it didn't go that way so he got angry.

>Sting can never wrestle again
Thanks alot seth, good for nothing piece of shit, now we will never get taker vs sting

>>1083638
Good. Taker vs Sing would have been a trainwreck and what's even the point without the streak? Let the grambas rest.

>>1083638
>now we will never get taker vs sting
I doubt we were ever going to get that to begin with

>>1083638
>now we will never get taker vs sting
good

>>1083638
WCW buried for the final time by Hunter's son. Redneck white trash on suicide watch.

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Reply to this post with a picture describing what wwe would look like if hunter didn't bang the boss's daughter

>>1083615
Only because I'm watching with friends so it should be fun either way. Not too into the matches so far.

>>1083552
oh shit just realize that's chris benoit

Spooky as fuck

>watching WWE past early 2000s
lmao

no one is worth giving a shit about nowadays

>>1083647
It would be even more shit. HHH is the one who believes in the NXT type people. We would just have a full roster of Romans and Rybacks with Vince in charge.

>>1083647
Hunter wouldve had Jericho's career and Jericho would have had Hunter's.

>>1083650
I came back for the rock, now i'm stuck

>>1083651
What's his real involvement with it though? I watched it once. Is it there because of him?

>>1083651
>We would just have a full roster of Romans and Rybacks with Vince in charge.
good they would have longer careers than flippies

MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE

Do people actually like ryback? I saw him win a match and run away quickly, what was that? Trying to be speedy el Goldberg? His finisher is shit, you can't even argue with this. His matches aren't good. He can't cut a promo. There's no reason to like him 2016

>>1083660
AND I LOVE TO FIGHT

>>1083661
Yes people actually love the ryback. Do people actually like Kevin owens? He's Fat, Moveset is basically Dolph ziggler 2.0, and his promos are the shitters

>>1083661
Ryback is one of the best workers in the company constantly updating his move set. Every match he has is exciting as fuck.

>>1083650
The greatest wrestler in North America, Sasha Banks, is.

>>1083661
>hating on Ryback in 2016
He is one of the hardest workers in WWE, always striving to improve.

>>1083706
the best trap?

>>1083675
He steals moves from people who quit or get future endeavoured.
Based Big Guy working the smarks.

>>1083709
The best wrestler. She is the new Eddie Guerrero.

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IWC Oldfags:

Are there really people who thought the Rock was better than Austin during the Attitude Era and better today, or is it just a meme?

There are a lot of strange and unfounded beliefs in the IWC - such as that NXT is good - but this one has to be a joke.

There's not much that the Rock could do that Austin couldn't.

>>1083715
yes, best trap?

>>1083717
The IWC during the attitude era used to shit on "austinwinslol" all the time

>>1083717
>they don't share muh opinions so they must be joking
Is there any site with such pretentious users as this one?

>>1083717
At their prime they were pretty much exactly equal. Austin was probably a "better" wrestler, but his character is more of a brawler so that doesn't really matter.

>>1083717
Austin was better, but I didn't see that as a kid and I liked Rock more. Maybe it's because I'm not American, but I never connected to Austin's character that much. I liked The Rock, Kane, Undertaker, Foley and maybe even Angle more than him.

In hindsight, he is the absolute GOAT.

Are all these new ironic rybotch tripshits that have suddenly appeared the same person?

>>1083724
Are there any surviving relics of the IWC circa 1999?

>>1083738
this

>>1083638
Good, fuck Stink
He should have retired years ago

>>1083737
No

>>1083652
> hunter would have had jericho's career
Lol this delusion
Hunter would be a fireman like buff bagwell or a creepy old pornstar like gangrel

>>1083743
I dont believe you

THE KIND MIXED WITH THE WICKED

>>1083737
Mad ryback has fans, and your wrestler don't?

>>1083747
How many rybacne trips do you have, 4 or 5 ?

>>1083753
this is my only one :).

You also didn't answer my question

According to le meltz, Wyatt is set to be a top heel after Mania and will be fed to Roman again.

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>>1083760
so we can expect a Wyatt's run in at Mania .... goodie

>finally finish downloading 2k16
>alright let's do showcase mode
>finish the HoF one rather quickly, not very enjoyable
>start doing the Austin one
>currently finished WM15 match and I'm only 51% done (didn't do the bonus matches yet)

Jesus, this one is long. Fucking long, really.

But overally the game seems to work smoother compared to 2k15 and I can FINALLY turn off the shitty blur completely, that also helps.

Reversals having a bar is shit though

>>1083763
The Austin showcase has dozens of matches I think. Took me days to do it.

>>1083763
you can disable the reversal bar in the options desu

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Is there anyone left on the roster legitimately worth rooting for?

I uses to only like the new day but their brony shit is getting out of control

Just watched NXT. Anyone else think American Alpha could be one of the best tag teams of the decade? They've been better than Cesaro and Kidd in-ring in my opinion, and they have more charisma. I also love that they've given them a joint gimmick so early, same outfit, same music, an actual name etc. Main roster tag division will be hot shit when them and Enzo & Cass move up.

>>1083767
It is fucking long, from what I checked it's 25 matches + bonus ones. I really just want to unlock everything on the way too.

Shame most matches boil down to "damage whoever you're wrestling" "irish whip him in the ring and perform a QTE" while watching millions of cutscenes.

>>1083770
Guess I will. I mean the concept of it is not bad as it technically forces the match to not be so one sided but in reality it becomes fucking annoying.

>tfw you get a "perform your finisher" objective and some fucker constantly keeps reversing your signature move

>>1083773
Ryback

>>1083773
Come to think of it, no. Lesnar is as close as it gets, but he's becoming stale as they're saving him for when Reigns finally gets over.

>>1083773
I'm still rooting for my big guy, and AJ styles because they haven't fucked him yet

>>1083776
They could be, but they won't go anywhere on the main roster. WWE doesn't care about tag teams, much less NXT call ups.

>>1083661

It's a /wwe/ meme. Nobody here actually likes Ryback.

>>1083790
this

>>1083790
Speak for yourself

>>1083738
There are a bunch of old google forum chats or w/e

some active wrestling boards have archives from then

>>1083790
>it's a meme because i say so

>>1083793
please post them

>>1083798
>Thread entitled: "The Rock Sucks"
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.pro-wrestling.wwf/x0cIlJrXFaQ

>DX is Dead
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.pro-wrestling.wwf/6TLLMBi0770

>Is stone Cold dying out
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.pro-wrestling.wwf/sRE-AS1Blc8

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>There's some word going around that there may be some sort of political reason for WWE not bothering to promote the NXT Takeover: Dallas special on April 1.

you don't say...

>>1083793
>google forum

>1999

This is an 18+ board.

>>1083805
I literally just posted 3 >>1083803

"Is stone cold dying out" is a thread dated 6/25/99

>>1083805
kek thanks for showing how underage you are

>>1083803
Fascinating. Proof that the IWC have always been a bunch of whiny twats who are never happy.

>>1083615
Honestly, no. I'm going and really don't give a shit about this years card.
The rumor is there will be 11 matches and yet, barely any are getting the proper spotlight.
It's pretty much last year all over again with no direction and just trying to sell Wrestlemania on its name alone.

>>1083816
I'll need to try and dig up the one I found about the IWC discussing Hogan turning heel

It's literally a copy and paste of the Cena turns heel thing

Oh yeah, IWC favourites during the attitude era were Chris Jericho and Test

Styles vs Jericho
Usos vs Dudleyz
ND vs LoN
Shane vs Taker
Roman vs Triple H
Brock vs Dean
Goldust + Truth vs Social Outcasts?
Divas Triple Threat
Lana vs Brie divas 6 PLAYA tag
Geek Battle Royale
Owens vs Zayn

God this is so awful when listed all out

>>1083816
>>1083822
NVM, found it

>[POLL] If Hogan Were HEEL.......
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/Y4GlSh0NJLY

This one is really interesting

>>1083824
>Owens vs Zayn
This won't happen. It's going to be a multi man match. Miz and Ziggler will probably be involved.

>>1083824
>>1083828
FATAL FIVE WAY

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>>1083828
>Miz and Ziggler will probably be involved.

>>1083615
No, if I wasn't going to a viewing party with friends I wouldn't bother.

Much more excited for NXT Takeover.

>>1083599
Those things were "reveals".
They are what usually follow teases.

>>1083805
>>1083808
kek

>>1083824
>Styles vs Jericho
>Brock vs Dean
>Divas Triple Threat
Only matches that will be worth a shit desu

>>1083615
Yes. It's always fun to watch just for the spectacle, and at the very least enjoying it with like-minded cynics.

>smarks acting like Lana is the greatest wrestler of all time from two moves

>>1083834
whatever, hype.

>Very good question. I think I *might* have a *little* respect for
him. Since I'm mainly a heel fan, it's like asking if Bill Laimbeer
was traded to the Bulls. Of course the Bulls fans will welcome him.
And vice versa. If Michael Jordan was traded to the Pistons, of
course they'd welcome him (not me, I'm a true Pistons fan, and I
LOATHE Airless Jordan). But anyways...

...I *might* have *some* respect for him...


...yeah right!!!

There's nothing that Hogan can do to gain my respect, unless he
retired. Period.

--

I hate Hulk Hogan, so should you.

Wanamaker

>>1083839
I've never seen anybody say this

>>1083839
Literally who says this?

>>1083842
Really mate?

No, the fact of the matter is still that he is a two move person.
(Big Ol' Boot, Big Ol' Leg) If he starts to job some, and he develops
some wrestling skills, then maybe. I don' think I have to worry about
that though.

>>1083844
Yes. Did you read it on Reddit? Maybe that's why/

>>1083841
>If Michael Jordan was traded to the Pistons, of
>course they'd welcome him (not me, I'm a true Pistons fan, and I LOATHE Airless Jordan)

Is this some old IWC shit?
They were even cringier back then, holy shit. What a fag.

>>1083847
How do you know if it was posted on Reddit?
Do you go there or something?

>>1083849
Yeah, the thread is here

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/Y4GlSh0NJLY

It's from 1996 discussing Hogan potentially turning heel

>>1083851
I was asking you if it was, dumbass.

>>1083849
Internet was a mistake

>>1083853
No no, you statement implies you know the attitude Reddit would take towards something related to professional wrestling.
So again, do you go there?

>>1083852
>>1083849
Make a new thread for it famalams
Our oppressed general is a precious thing reserved for comfy shitposting these days

>>1083859
Will do, I'll try and dig up some more

>>1083824
>Deanetty vs Brock
>Divas triple threat

Only matches on the ccard worth watching. Owens vs Zayn probably won't happen and the ending for Shane vs Taker will inevitably be pants on head retarded.

>>1083857
I've seen enough screenshots and copy pastas on here to know.

>>1083863
How do you know those screenshots aren't doctored?

>>1083865
You think somebody would lie on 4chan? Smh.

>>1083808
>>1083809
>>1083836
Those aren't from Google, they were taken over by Google.

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>tfw taker is still wrestlnig

>>1083862
>Owens vs Zayn probably won't happen

Why not?

>and the ending for Shane vs Taker will inevitably be pants on head retarded.

>Not getting a kick out of WWE's self-harming stupidity.
That's half the reason to watch the WWE.

>>1083872
>Shane McMahon vs. Undertaker is the main event of Wrestlemania

What a time.

>>1083872
He looked so out of it

>>1083875
the IC match will be multi-man sadly

>>1083872
why did he grow his hair?

He looks even more old

>>1083876
No it isn't. Why do people keep saying this?

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>Me while watching NXT this week

Is the highlight of WWE's week really going to be Ziggler vs. HHH? Jesus.

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>The Icon, Mr. TNA and Mr. WCW has decided to retire as many close to him have told TMZ that his neck has made it "physically impossible for him to recuperate".

>The injury was sustained at The Night of Champions event, against Seth Rollins, where he took a nasty bump whilst crashing through the announce table as well as the buckle bomb.

>Sting being inducted into the Hall of Fame and him headlining it is a perfect way for his career to end, he has been working full time for so many years and his 21 year career has come to an end.

>It's been reported that he may have nerve problems and heavy discomfort if he decides to continue, which is what forced another legend Edge to retire as well.

>>1083884
>Edge
>legend
Really? He was great but come on.

>>1083881
Because they booked themselves into a corner where it has to be the main event no matter what.
The whole storyline is Triple H and Stephanie will be out of power if Shane wins, which he clearly is.
If Triple H comes out after that match, he looks weak. Who gives a shit about the title match at that point (not that anyone does really)?

>>1083885
18+

>>1083885
As far as I can remember Edge has won the most titles of any wrestler ever

definitely a legend.

>>1083889
That distinction belongs to Jerry Lawler

>>1083890
Sorry, most WWE titles of any wrestler ever

>>1083887
That would make sense, but I do not see Triple H allowing himself to be overshadowed at the biggest Wrestlemania of all time. He's already had way more main events than he should have and I see him continuing that this year.

Can WWE ever restore their levels of kayfabe? Could they even debut two wrestlers, call them brothers and not have people call bullshit on them?

>>1083893
His reigns were all shit though. He was pretty much always a transitional champion.

>>1083895
"no"

>>1083895
They should turn WWE films into Lucha Underground level stories.
Mexico did it in the 60s and made millions.

>>1083896
His feud with Cena was god tier and he helped revolutionize ladder matches

>>1083896
probably because he was a heel for most of his singles career

He's one of the best heels ever

>>1083899
"no"

wwe made a 24million profit last year for doing what they're doing now

>>1083902
Are you implying Santa's Little Helper was a quality movie?

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wew lad

>>1083904
Shane is going over at Wrestlemania
I know this to be true

>>1083879
I don't have an issue with that if it's the right people.
Giving definitive pay-off to such a heated rivalry between two guys with the fantastic chemistry of Zayn and Owens off a one-month build would be criminal, anyway.
A multi-man to tease their rivalry and get it over on a grand stage is pretty wise, long-term.

>>1083905
>The once undefeated Undertaker is going to lose to Shane McMahon at Wrestlemania
>Shane McMahon
>21-2
>Brock Lesnar and SHANE MCMAHON

>>1083903
i'm sure they make a profit off of those movies, even if they're shit

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>>1083903
>he isn't a fan of WWE studios

>>1083638
Has a baby dick and is an unsafe worker. I would refuse to work with the faggot.

>>1083889
He was shit in singles. Perhaps one of the worst top heels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4vXH2T_AmU

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>>1083916

>>1083884
Good, fuck Stink
> 21 year career
Wut

Who will replace Triple H as *the* B+ player when he retires? Dean?

>>1083717
Sadly, there are some that feel that way. There are a lot of stupid people in this world.

>>1083917
zigger can be a big movie star

>>1083908
Yes

>>1083885
>>1083889
>>1083896

You have to remember that arguing the term "Legend" in the WWE is a bit farcical.
They literally refer to everyone that used to wrestle for them as a "Legend". They plaster that word on everyone just to make it seem momentous when they shill for them.
That said, Edge is a legit legend.

>>1083921
THAT'S A GOOD LITTLE SPOT FOR YOU, DEAN!

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>>1083917
KEK

>>1083921
Seth

he'll always be the heel who works with the guy

>>1083931
b-but muh face turn when he comes back

>>1083931
Wrong
Seth will be a top face when he comes back, something triple h could never be

>>1083933
Triple H turned face a few times as well

He was still the guy who works with the guy

>>1083934
They won't have all three shield members face on a long term basis. One of them will have to turn and it sure as hell won't be Roman.

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>>1083917
>literally involve a WWE event to the plotline
>not having Dolph and Kane play kayfabe versions of themselves moonlighting as police detectives

this fucking company

>>1083934
I think Seth's mic work which is passable-decent as a heel would be completely exposed as a face

>>1083907
>Smarks: Creative's booking has no logic
>Muh internet darling debuts
>Smarks: WAAAH GIVE IT TO ME NOW
>FORGET LOGIC

This. I don't see why people are in such a rush for Zayn/Owens when its obvious that they're going to wrestle each other for the next 5 years. Plus, Zayn just debuted and just telling casuals about his history with Owens will mean dick. Sasha's also going to suffer because of her quick rise. Pleasing the internet smarks always hurts the wrestlers.

>>1083921
Seth and Dean will rotate. Roman will be perma face top dog and Seth and Dean will alternate turning heel to face him at the big shows

>>1083930
>Some of you are all right, don't come to Wrestlemania tomorrow

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>>1083930

>>1083638
We weren't going to anyways
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerwon/status/710513196151414784
Would've been like Rock vs Cena. Lots of hype but a mediocre match.

>>1083934
If Trips couldn't be Top Face, Seth damn sure can't.
He's not really close to Trips on the mic. And even prime Trips didn't have that top guy charisma.

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>>1083943
>Roman will be perma face top dog
the future is bleak, he's so boring

>>1083942
I agree. Those who demand that their darling be pushed right away should be ignored. Sasha especially is going to be completely turned on within a couple years. Look what happened to Paige.

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>>1083917
Wtf

>>1083951
Seth is likeable, good looking and has a crowd pleasing moveset
He is a perfect babyface

>>1083645
>WHEN I COME OUT AND SPEAK TO THIS WHITE TRASH, I GOTTA DUMB MYSELF DOWN

>>1083942
Same shit happens with Balor.
>we hate how Roman has the LoN, Dean and the Usos dedicated to getting him over

>I WANT BALOR CLUB, AJ STYLES, ANDERSON AND GALLOWS CAN JUST DO THE TALKING FOR BALOR WHILST HE MAIN EVENTS

Hypocrisy persists, yo

>>1083953
Yeah, she hasn't even be on the MR for a year and is in line to win the title. Becky really should be the one to win. The fans love a good underdog story and Sasha wasn't even around for the first month of the road to wrestlemania.

>>1083956
I mean, I agree. Being a good fit for a babyface doesn't mean you can be the top guy, though.
He has all that stuff but lacks dat charisma of actual top guys over the years. He doesn't have nearly the speaking ability to grasp it.

>>1083930
>mfw Ziggler goes for the IC title again

Guys I was watching Wrestlemania 18 I think it was, the one with Stone Cold vs Scott Hall and The Rock vs Hogan and you know the Wrestlemania Axxess stuff??
One of the divas has a sculpture thing modelled on her ass and legs that fans could touch and do stuff with.
Is that weird?
If they had something like that today, who's ass would you want a replica of at Wrestlemania Access, remember that this ass replica is in public so whatever you do to it, there's a queue and other people watching no doubt.

>>1083964
Naomi or Bayley's

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>Sef kill
>Nebille kill
>Bryan ;_;

At this point I'm just used to it

>>1083966
Vanilla midgets and king of the manlets btfo

>>1083960
>she hasn't even be on the MR for a year and is in line to win the title. Becky really should be the one to win
Becky and Sasha debuted the same night

Becky should win though

>>1083966
Neville was kill in such a weird way.
That's literally the first botch I've seen him do in the WWE and it was such a basic one that fucked his ankle and shinbone.
>learning Neville isn't a seamless automaton created to wrestle in the strangest possible way

>>1083885
>the Rated-R
>SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>perstar

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>>1083966
I miss Bryan so much

>>1083961
to be fair neither does Roman

At least Seth is entertaining in the ring

>>1083974
If we're using Roman as a gauge for charisma, though, we'd literally be better off pushing the Ax-Man against Haitch.
He has a humorous hand-gesture. That's a one-up over Roman

>>1083973
DBry was so based

>reigns returns to attack triple h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8aKKEjIO2g

>Bryan returns to attack triple h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw5jfSq7-7g

>>1083969
Yeah, but the difference is Becky has been feuding with the champion for a while now. There's buildup there. Sasha just came out of nowhere at the end of January and got handed a shot after months of doing fuck all.

I just want Becky to get one big moment before Bayley replaces her.

>>1083824
You're forgetting Da Big Guy vs Da Little Guy

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>>1083966
All vanilla midgets
Nothing of value was lost

I'm so fucking underrated

>>1083982
seth is taller than dean

Dunno why I haven't filtered you yet

>>1083984
KYS BEATO

>>1083984
grabs ur butt :3

>>1083987
No he isnt

>>1083953

Its why I'm hoping for Sasha's sake that she doesn't win at WM32 since she has little to no character right now. If she does (she will), they need to turn her, insulate her and get working on her character because I'm cringing at the thought of a bland face Sasha.

Also, unrelated, are we ever going to get divas blood feud? I mean, with the roster they have only Becky, Paige, Charlotte? and Sasha (though she'd kill herself in the process) would be willing to take hard bumps but still. Feuds (or programs rather) just ending are kinda meh

>>1083978
>Wm30 ended with 70,000 people yesing
>WM32 will end with BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>1083773
Ryback
Roman
AJ Styles

>>1083992
>WRESTLEMANIA HAS TURNED INTO BOOOOOOOMANIA MAGGLE

>>1083920
18+

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>>1083988
>>1083989

>>1083991
>divas blood feud?
I mean Paige made fun of Charlotte's dead brother for committing suicide.

That feud was a "blood feud" with a title involved which is as much as you'll get and they did some table spots and stuff

It's just Charlotte was the worst face ever and Paige was Paige so no-one cared.

>>1083995
That's what I love about the wwe universe maggle, they always speak their mind. Isn't that right, byron?

>>1083982
>image macro

>>1083991
>bland face Sasha
>while still technically undefeated
God please no. She'll be the female Roman Reigns if this happens.

The closest we'll ever get to a blood feud I think is probably Sasha v Bayley, though it just won't work if Sasha doesn't go back to being the really nasty heel she was on NXT.

>>1084003
Sasha has been the Reigns of the divison for ages

All she does is watch Becky get beat up, get a hot tag and win the match in 30 seconds now

>>1083966
>vanilla flippyshit midgets
>glass men that should.never ever be pushed

Pick 2

>>1083991
>Also, unrelated, are we ever going to get divas blood feud?

Only once a month

>>1084006
True desu. She comes in and does her little double knees, backstabber then bank statement combo. They have to be careful or they'll just ruin her competely.

>>1084007
Kek this

>>1084000
yes!

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They way you guys talk about WM32 it might seem like you're actually looking forward to it.

>>1084007
I remember a couple of years ago when /sp/ wasn't a total shit hole and you could actually talk about wrestlers without people calling them "outlaws" and "vanilla midgets"

Now everyone watches ironically and pretends to like Ryback

>>1084017
it's because the literal underagers need to show they're not from /asp/ or something

>>1084016
The only guaranteed disasters are the main event and the SIX DIVA TAG MATCH PLAYA.

>>1084017
>Now everyone watches ironically and pretends to like Ryback

, why is that if you like someone who isn't popular it's just "memes". Do you autist not enjoy every wrestler? why the fuck would i want to watch flippy shit every single match. You should be glad that ryback is still in the wwe. We're soon going to be filled with flippy-shit and you guys are going to be sick of that soon

>>1084022
This. There's nothing wrong with a diverse roster. Big, powerhouse guys will always have a place and they should, albeit not as much as in the past.

>>1084022
>what is cesaro
>what is sami zayn
>what is cody rhodes
>what is kevin owens
>what is finn balor
>what is dean ambrose

Reminder that Seth's reign was nothing more than the Miz treatment and he will cease to be relevant after this year.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vObSNzlzmBA

>more hype for based Shinsuke

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>>1083948

>>1084028
But they were entirely different.
Seth's was apparently purposefully bad to get the idea of a Roman reign over.
Miz's had genuine effort pumped into it.
And it was a very solid Heel reign that people downplay far too heavily in retrospect.
That boy knew how to get himself some fucking heat.

>>1084031
Good Lord.

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How long until Vince drops Roman and moves onto Jason Jordan?

>>1084038
when he's white

>>1084026
Yes, and they're all the same. What's different between those guys? I at least fine Cesaro entertaining even though he's not a great talker.

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Did they?

>>1084042
No, strong is just very silly.

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>>1084034
>Seth's was apparently purposefully bad to get the idea of a Roman reign over.

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>>1084021
>SIX DIVA TAG MATCH PLAYA
>mfw Naomi, Tamina and Lana start a superkick party

There's one reason to be hyped I guess.

>>1084017
>pretends to like Ryback

WEWFUCKINGLAD

>>1084041
Well for one I pointed them out because they don't do flippy shit, and if you think they're all the same then you don't watch them. But it's fine if you want to watch Rybotch and Reigns, they have good physics and apparently that's all that matters these days.

>>1084045
Stale bantz tbhbretmark

>>1084048
Im not a loser brit

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Who /VenusFlyTrap/ here

>>1084049
>bretlump finally renouncing his gimmick

>>1084026
Cesaro and Owens are the only ones worth a shit in that list.
And neither of them are like Ryback, kids these days don't even know what a true powerhouse worker is like.

>>1084050
Why are the divas so ugly these days

>>1084047
> if you think they're all the same then you don't watch them
???
The only person that is different in that group is Dean ambrose and Stardust.
Everyone else in that list are just "good Indy wrestlers" and in the wwe you need to be entertaining. Also in the WWE they won't even let the indy guys do their crazy shit so why would i care about any of them?

>>1084053
At least Payton and Becky look like women

WE WALK ALONE

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Thoughts?

>>1084058
5/10. Couple good matches, some decent matches.

>>1084058
They don't even have 30 people for the battle royal

I'm not even kidding

>>1084052
Running around gassed for 20 mins doesn't count as being a powerhouse

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>>1084058
>Nig Nog day wrestling
>Not for the belts

>>1084057
I WALK 1000 MILES IN THIS PIT OF DANGER

>>1084061
bring out the nxt cronies.

>>1084062
>Running around
18+

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Who would you prefer to win?

>>1084068
Shane.

I think Taker is old and tired.

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>>1084052
>powerhouse worker

>>1084068
Well, there would be literally zero point, purpose or progression yielded from Taker winning.
So Shane, obviously.

>Ziggler literally using the superkick in the new cop movie

>>1084068
Shane,at least we get to see him instead of trips and steph even if vince is still booking everything

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>>1084029
What is is with Japan and its Freddie Mercury fetish?

>>1084070
>not marking out when the big guy shell shocks the beeg show
Please eat meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydtRKgpCbZw

>>1084068
I don't really care, because the authority will live on anyway.

>imma break linda's neck unless you reinstate us:^)

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This place is no better than r/sq. I just don't get how Reigns (and Ryback) can trigger people so hard. Is it maybe that I don't love wrestling as much as some people on here?

>>1084070
Was I not supposed to be impressed?
Sami would pop his shoulder attempting that.

>>1084076
>those wobbly legs on Ryback
>Beeg burying the shell shock

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>>1084078

>>1084076
I remember this.
Fucking retarded they had beeg kick out.

>>1084074
probably the same type of thing as weebs have with japanese stuff

>>1084076
Why did Beeg kick out

>>1084076
did he not drop Mark Henry and get pinned at Wrestlemania? kek

>>1084080
>those wobbly legs on Ryback

Would you not be if the guy is 300+ lbs?

>>1084085
HE'S A DAMN GIANT

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>>1084076
Kevin owens got a tornado DDT out of beeg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG7XVaWVrBE

and ryback couldnt even get a 3 count with his finisher.

so yeah, eat dickmeat son.

>>1084079
shit form.
didnt even do squats.

>>1084089
Not saying it isn't impressive but it seemed harder for him than I expected it would be. Cena lifts Beeg easier.

>>1084089
Big show is over 400lbs, almost 500

>>1084086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atSe6o_alvc

I just have to say in reply to a lot of these posts, if you think Ryback is a "powerhouse worker" and Cesaro is not, you are fucking delusional. Watch Cesaro eliminating big show from the ATGMBR and tell me he's not the strongest motherfucker on the roster. That's not a fireman's carry that places the weight on his shoulders in a secure location, that's curling 500 lbs to chest height and dropping it.

>>1083969
>>1083979
BeC+ketty is a cringeworthy nobody
The only was she will get a title is if Staph realises a brain damaged deaf person is a minority

>>1084093
He's billed at 450 now so he's probably closer to 400 than 500 these days.

>>1084091
are you autistic?
You know The big show's star power in 2013 was higher than he was in 2016 right?

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Why is he the GOAT heel lads?

What's your favorite JeriGOD feud?

>>1084096
The ease with which Cesaro scooped Beeg up was incredible. It's like he was lifting Rollins or somebody similar. Such a shame they didn't do much with him after it.

>>1084099
what has that got anything to do with him hitting his finisher on beeg?

>>1084100
Needs to go back to long tights

>>1084096
No one is saying cesaro isn't a powerhouse. he's probably the strongest person in the wwe right now

>>1084091
>Show still taking bumps like that at 44
Ridiculous. Best giant ever.

>>1083783
>>1083783
Kill yourself spastic miz is G.O.A.T

>>1084105
he is pretty great.

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>>1084106
>miz
>G.O.A.T

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>tfw the Divas gave you a /fit/ fetish

>tfw Ziggler's feud with Stephanie and Ryback's winning streak are the only things you find interesting on MR

Excuse me while I go DDT myself.

>>1084111
/fit/ women are the best

>>1084102

Because it's a scripted show? when john cena debuted he didn't destroy everyone

Not long til /wwe/ dies for the next day and a half lads

>>1084106
GOAT at getting people over faggot boi

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who /thighs/ here

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>mfw Sami is kill

Also, instead of just forgetting about the general when it reaches 300 replies and letting it turn into a cuck shed for the next 22 hours, please go bump the other threads till this reaches page 6 or 8.

>>1084121
'no'

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>>1084115
great point.

>>1084095
Why did they do this after the match instead of making it the finish?

so, does anyone of you marks know who that giant man under Dario Cuetos brothers mask is?

>>1084129
Jeff Cobb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM6im0EtRLA

Here's Roman's promo on SmackDown

Good luck sitting through the cringe and edited cheers

https://streamable.com/o2bs

>>1084135
Wew, they turn on those vacuum cleaners up to 11

>>1084105
>>1084108
Kane put Beeg through a table from the top rope when i went to a house show at the 02 last year

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>>1084135
>i go to a wwe event to boo at roman

>>1084139
It's a miracle his knees and back even function at this point

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>>1084140
>not cocking dis here fist

>>1084135
he always gives his best, why are these assholes booing him?

>>1084126
Because vince probably wanted mark to win but still wanted ryback to look strong. Vince is a weird guy

>>1084134
man, hype levels rising.

this guy is a beast.

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>>1084147
What boos? All that Smackdown audience are cheering him on, friend.

>>1084140
>>1084147

This meme might have worked with Ryback, but I doubt it'll swing around to Roman.

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Based Goldie on SmackDown this week

>>1084145
I don't even like roman reigns, but i'm not going to be autistic enough to boo him when he's clearly trying his best. Are you not going to do what your boss tells you what to do?

I'm just going to assume that we won't have an IC Title match this WM, will we?

>>1084152
You know if those autist didn't actually boo roman and just stay quiet, vince would probably change his views on roman? Why do
Autistic-smarks care so much over a fake title?

>>1084156
As long as you don't jump the barricade or throw shit at talent, you paid for the ticket you can boo or cheer for whoever you want.

>>1084158
Not announced yet

>>1084158
most likely zayn vs. Owens.

>>1084158
Every belt is defended at WM

It's not announced yet

>>1084162
Okay, i can agree with that, but when people complain on the internet it's very autistic and they actually encourage more people to do it.

>>1084158
Owens vs Zayn vs Ziggler vs Miz vs Stardust

>>1084175
yawn

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>>1084158

>>1084175
State of the IC title

>>1084175
[Citation needed]

Zayn is gonna be at nxt and wrestlemania, literally the best in the game at the moment.

>>1084181
Common sense. It won't be one on one. They've had like 3 weeks of build up.

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>>1084177
>Some fat neckbeard took the time to photoshop this

>>1084175
no, big fatty is going to vs big show

>>1084135
Based Roman. Good promo

>>1084192
this

STING
IS
RETIRING

>>1084199
stink sucks who cares

>>1084135
>I balee in the big fight
What did he mean by this?

>>1084201
THE VIGILANTE STING
2 matches and done with.

>>1084186
it's probably samiowenmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeieOjg8x0I&feature=youtu.be

10 YEARS AGO.

Ricochet has come a long way from this.

Chuck Taylor, still underrated as fuck.

>>1084219
Prince puma and literally who?

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>>1084224
the most underrated wrestler on the planet.

Kentucky gentleman, Chuck Taylor.

since 2015, undefeated in PWG, Hunk of the year 2015, all around stellar guy.

>>1084228
>le pretend grenade man

>>1084058
i actually think its underrated considering the injury situation

If they could drop the Usos match for something not complete shit it'd be a solid card

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>>1084267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4_swVpF8pA

solid brother.

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Got damn Lana's got swag to add to that boot

>>1084058
Shane/Taker and Ambrose/Lesnar are the only ones I'm remotely interested in. New Day could be surprisingly interesting since they seem to work well from what we've seen already in the ring

And the Dudleys match because I'm a dudley mark

>>1084390
>be a Dudleys mark
>hyped as fuck when they're back
>hoping that they will get their 10th title reign for a nice even number

>mostly used to put over New Day and Wyatts
>now in a feud against fucking Usos

This is not what I expected and hoped for, lad

>>1084394
They can't win the titles or all the complaints about burying young talent will start.

>>1084394
Yeah, it's a bit disappointing, but they did say if they're more concerned about helping the tag team division and other younger stars develop then coming back to win more titles.

Still though, I wish there would be better usage for them