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They like him ironically

>>1091175

That's not the Ultimate Warrior.

he's a meme wrestler

>>1088273
I don't know about "ultimate", but being able to take a otherwise trained fighter to a phase of combat (ground fighting) where you have much more training and force them to quit or be injured/rendered unconscious (submissions) is pretty good and gives you a lot of advantages for 1v1 fighting.

>>1088273
I love it when girls put me in a gogoplata.

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Taekwondo is the ultimate form of combat.

He's the male Brie Bella - entirely boring and only more boring when he tries to be less boring. He's not interesting enough to hate.

>Nobody on commentary "got" his character and just buried him.
>His matches weren't very interesting
>He still hasn't had like any promo time to show people his character
I'm not saying he was a missed opportunity since I don't know if he was even any good in the first place. Not that the ship has sailed on him yet either it just seems like they don't know what to do with him at all.

>>1088166
I just find him boring. The way he just casually meanders to the ring as slowly as possible, the fact he has the slowest paced matches and has to pinch off any momentum by strumming an air acoustic guitar.

It's like watching wallpaper dry, not even interesting enough to be paint.

>>1087244
Vs Gawker in a Winner Takes All Match at WWE Courtroom Carnage

Vs Heather Clem in a Cuck Bubba the Love Sponge Match

Vs drug addiction in a Savings in the Bank match

>>1084711
He's been as buried as Tyler Breeze :(

>>1084711
Vince

He unintenionally got over so they fed him to biggest yes-man backstage, Kane

>>1084711
Vince

>>1080515
Don't give up your back.

that isn't something you should keep getting stuck in, I'm a white belt and I don't think anyone has ever gotten it on me. I've had my back taken probably less than 4 times

I keep getting trapped in side control, that's the only thing I get totally fucked with

>>1080515
seconding >>1080548
you need to keep better posture and positional awareness. If you're stuck in turtle you better start hand fighting, sitting out doing whatever you can to not have your back take. Control the position, fight the hands. those are the critical ideas you should be thinking to reduce being choked from RNC

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1.) Bret Hart
2.) Ric Flair
3.) Shawn Michaels
4.) Stone Cold Steve Austin
5.) Macho Man Randy Savage
6.) Andre the Giant
7.) The Undertaker
8.) Rowdy Roddy Piper
9.) CM Punk
10.) Hulk Hogan

Kevin Nash
Shawn Michaels
Macho man
Sabu
Rvd
Stone cold
Brock
Undertaker
John Cena
Dwayne The Rock

>>1078555
Not possible. Wrestling has been different things in different eras. I don't think you can even do a fair comparison between (say) Lou Thesz and Antonio Inoki, because they had their primes in different periods. Once you start trying to look at guys even further apart in time the comparisons go from unfair to meaningless.

Tyrone is over with your wife rigth now

>>1096617
I do enjoy watching his reaction to movie trailers, didn't even know he liked wrestling.

>based BIG man tyrone

>>1096680
>watching reaction videos
kys

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Cm punk ruined wrestling

>>1096262
What happened for that spike? Is it just DB?

>>1096268
No, the WWE network launched

That's a stock chart, superstars barely affect stocks besides Benoit incidents

>>1096234
>tumblr

Chris Benoit was called Crispen Wah but that's because back in 2005 we used to upload a lot of WWE matches onto YouTube when they started, and to evade copyright takedowns, people changed the names around so they couldn't be searched for by someone looking up Chris Benoit

fuck you guys i just wanted some wrestling memes to be cool like my friends.

Writers suck, Vince doesn't care about the fans, everyone is hurt, Bryan retired.

hopefully something horrible that kills the company so you fake wrestlefags leave the board

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daily reminder that the man you saw getting ZERO reaction tonight will main event mania

>>1095402
probably not that long but definitely really meaty/thick

>>1095402
More of Becky in that outfit.

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>>1095441

>>1095165
>HE IS THE HEEL
Only in Vince's mind, but that's all that matters.

You have to wonder if Haitch's ego isn't coloring the way he's setting all this up. If Roman keeps getting booed to oblivion, he might just end up retaining the title as a face at Mania.

>>1095165
Yeah wwe booking is shit. Roman has done far more heelish things in this feud. Yet he is suppose to be the face?

Basically they're milking that Razor Ramon/HBK ladder match again, 22 years later.

You'll see a video package involving that match three times next week.

haha lads

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>mfw fat weeboo near me

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>>1094475
First for Big Bad Bo Daddy

Second for Yee

Xth for Fandango