/asp/ Predicts... Money in the Bank 2016

Also to note that there is actually 10 matches, but that would have been too many, so I've taken off the pre-show matches. At least now you won't get hit with the pre-show curse.

Done. I'm sure I fucked up somewhere.

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>>1389077
I don't know if anyone is going to get passed the 3rd match to be honest. This is probably the least predictable PPV in a long time.

>>1389057
Ya already got cucked

Matches like Corbin and Ziggler are so irrelevant it's hard to predict a winner.

>>1389057
Too late 2Cold. DM did one days ago

>>1389057
>I've taken off the pre-show matches

Corbin/Ziggler is pre-show

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>>1389098
Was going off Wiki.

>>1389111
NUMBERS FASCINATE ME XD

> 00:00:00
>Nailed it.

>>1389111
>At the Extreme Rules pre-show, Baron Corbin defeated Dolph Ziggler in a No Disqualification match.[4] On the May 30 episode of Raw, Corbin defeated Ziggler by disqualification.[10] On June 13, a match pitting the two was scheduled for Money in the Bank pre-show

>>1389116
Oh well, the tag matches aren't that important anyway.

> Corbin wins Andrew Battle Royal
> Pre-shows PPVs in a feud that never ends
Great idea bringing him up.

I predict that all of us will have lost before the main event.

>>1389154
I'll screencap this.

>>1389160
>>1389154
Very good guys. I see you like numbers too.

Not as much as myself though, numbers fascinate me. Im just quirky and different like that

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bumpin'

>>1389141
>>1389166

Jesus.

>>1389178
JESUS I LOVE NUMBERS!

NUMBERS FASCINATE ME XD

All in for fatass taking the case

>>1389187
Nah

>>1389187
Dean's taking it to eat Seth Rollin's pin.

Done

>>1389191
wat u mean?

So what if the MitB winner cashes in mid match in ME and wins?
Does everyone who hasn't lost yet lose if that's the case?

>>1389208
If that happens... which it may, then we'll treat it like a DQ.

Actually I'm predicting there will be a cash in sooner than people think. With the brand split happening again, if they have a second world title (which is dumb), I'd think they would want to avoid the confusion for cashing in the briefcase by getting it out of the way.

>>1389206
Kys dweeb

>Dean Mark THIS bootyblasted

>>1389215
Oh yes indeed. The brand split is in approximately 26.2 days and if my cslculations are correct thats 5 Raws we have until someone can cash in

Ahhaha numbers fascinate me xD im just quirky and different like that teehee

Did I mention numbers FACINATE me?

I'm butthurt

>>1389235
me too :(

>>1389235
Shut it dork

>>1389237
Kys ya dweeb

>>1389257
Shut it dork

>>1389057
Courtesy bump
I'm WWENetwork999

I feel ima be the only one who doesn't say Club to win TT titles! Heres Why: WWE has a trend of giving the longest title reigns lately to beat records and on Raw one of the announcers mentioned some no name team as having the longest reign. Vince sees a no-name with a record as bad for business and therefore new day will keep titles till around SummerSlam and then lose them. Hint Hint they have 33 days until this! Hope this helps you guys make up your choices! Thnx for puttin up this survey and GL to ALL!

2Cold and Dean Mark shitposting in the same thread? Is there any doubt left?

>>1389288
In all fairness, it's just DM. He loves the attention he gets.

>>1389290
>>1389288
Im not shitposting though.

>>1389298
You're always shitposting DM, you wouldn't get banned as much if you didn't.

>>1389298
Wat u mean?

>>1389057
Apollo wtf Crews

>>1389309
Thank you for proving my point.

>>1389309
Wat?

>>1389330
U mean?

>>1389111
Wait. Are Lucha Dragons and Dud Boys feuding? When did this happen?

>>1389331
Kys

>>1389339
Huh?

>>1389340
NUMBERS

FASCINATE

ME

>>1389360
Wat u mean?

>>1389334
Just read up and apparently Corbin and Ziggler have been bumped up. Those are the official pre-show matches now.

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>>1389187
so you're beato right?

i thought the this money in the bank was going to be a 7 man ladder match, should we expect a surprise entrace?

>>1389383
What the fuck. I knew Ryder fans were autistic but jesus..

>>1389111
>Ten matches
>5 are tags
>womans belt not contested
>IC title not contested
>ANOTHER Ziggler vs Corbin match
wew the state of this PPV

>>1389390
>women's belt not contested
Good. That means their 'match' will be short.

>>1389393
>wanting a meaningless tag match where one of the people can't even work instead of a 1v1 for the title

>>1389402
Yes. I'd rather have a shot disaster than a 13 minute one

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>>1389404
> Women's wrestling is inferior to men's wrestling

>>1389407
fuck off you white knight cuck

>>1389407
I agree

>>1389413
Aw, I'm guessing that girl you liked in highschool didn't like you back h'uh?

>>1389417
Dont project your own failures in dating onto others

I have a feeling that the womens wrestling match will screw my picks

>>1389422
What was her name anon?

>>1389423
>making predictions for women's """"" wrestling"""""

>>1389424
You tell me

>>1389430
Help me help you anon.

>>1389417
>if you don't like divashit then you're bitter and hate women
I like how white knights always turn to this completely false claim. I don't hate women, I don't have a bad history with them and I respect them as people. As "wrestlers", not so much

>>1389437
>I like how white knights always turn to this completely false claim
Says the one using the "le white knights" buzzword because he can't understand that people like thing he doesn't. Literal autism.

>>1389057
Bump

this may be the hardest PPV to predict in awhile.

>>1389111
Sheamus and Rusev are in obvious lose by DQ spots to continue the feud going forward but both on the same show?

Styles wins dirty with help from Finn
Owens wins MITB obviously
New Day retain, The Club will get the SD tag titles when they're reestablished, Enzo and Cass will be split up in a month
Charlotte and Dana lose teasing a split
Corbin vs Ziggler on the main card Why?
Romanwinslol

>>1389375
Did Sheamus vs. Apollo get moved up as well? Thought it was weird for the pre-show to have 4 matches and the main show 6. Where the fuck did Luchas vs. Dudleys come from? That can't be right.

>>1389407
>>1389417
>>1389432
>>1389424
>Whiteknighting women ""wrestlers"" who don't even know you exist.

Put your trip on 2Cold ya fucking cuck

>>1389458
> People like women wrestling? REEEEEEEE, I'll show them """""""""""""""""" Oh no! My shift key broke!

>>1389441
Says the one who assumes people who don't like what he does are bitter virgins. See, I can do it too, beta boy. Literal autism.

>>1389427
well you can't leave the prediction blank

>>1389465
Well when everyone in the crowd loves the wrestling and people are praising it all over the internet, then there needs to be some reason for the blind hatred.

>>1389463
AHAHAHAHA xD

>>1389473
>people are praising it all over the internet

/r/SquaredCircle and /wooo/ isnt all over the internet kiddo. Sorry neckbeard, but womens ""wrestling"" is boring as fuck and im pretty sure 99% of casuals would agree.

>>1389495
> He goes on /r/SquaredCircle & /wooo/
That explains it.

The same casuals that went ape shit last year for Bayley vs. Sasha? Or does the whole crowd go on /wooo/?

>>1389496
Oh yes NXT crowds are just filled with casual fans.

Kill yourself ya white knighting cuck.

>How dare someone insult my waifu on an anonymous imageboard

>>1389502
That's the point. It wasn't only NXT fans.

>>1389502
> white knight
> waifu
Oooo, the buzzwords are leaking out of you. Have an original thought or are you just copy something else you heard on 4chan. And keep your finger off that 2 key, I can feel you hovering over it.

>>1389502
> Ma'h casual insult
I've never really understood this, how is it an insult that people don't like a thing as autistically as you do?>>1389516

>>1389495
>>1389502
>casual fans
They are a myth. The only people watching wrestling in 2016 are smarks and kids with their family

>>1389215
>(which is dumb)
Its not.

Its the only chance to see a main tittle feud that doesnt involve the Shieldetys.

>>1389057
>https://derpy.me/Jzvb5
link doesnt work?

>>1389524
I'm a smark and I watch with my 8 year old boy. It's good times.

>>1389111
ya know i liked apollo for a bit but ever since titus showed up im like apollo who?

>>1389057
cesaro is too lame. alberto is washed up. K.O, i mean cmon. sami zayne is shit tier I.C material, Jericho would be interesting. D.A is the most likely because it just seems like the shield is code word for "the cliq" so dean ambrose got it. Titus O'niel. Rollins. the new day will have the titles till maybe summer slam cena beats styles dont care for the rest

>>1389111
>10 matches
kill me, too much filler

Voted. What a shit undercard.

NUMBERS FASCINATE ME MUAHAHAHAH

IM JUST QUIRKY LIKE THAT XD

>>1389560
when you go on the page there will be another link to the same questionaire

Done.
Do I get to be /wwe/ champion if I predict everything?

>>1389682
If tmthe numbers are right you can be my champion baby girl.

NUMBERS FASCINATE ME AHAHAHAHHA

>>1389526
Accept it's not going to be a main title, it's going to be a glorified upper midcard title like the WHC.

This is the thirs ppv in a row that will have al least awsome in ring action, and now we also have unpredictability. Good.

Courtesy.

Time for clean sweep number 2.

Post them results boi

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Courtesy bump.

1-800-res-ults

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>>1390987
What is this?

NUMBERS FASCINATE ME XD AHAHAHAHA

> 00:00:00
>Nailed it.

>>1391089
he post them during the ppv

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bump

Bump, expect to be knocked out first round.

>>1389057

Dudley Boyz

Golden Truth

Roman Reigns

Kevin Owens

AJ Styles (by interference)

The New Day

Rusev

Charlotte

Corbin

Sheamus

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Dean Ambrose wins and cashes in on Reigns. BOOK IT!

Sunday morning bump boyos. Tonight is the night.

>>1389057
Lucha Dragons
Breezango!
Dolph Ziggler
Apollo Crews
Rusev
Becky and Natalya
Gallows and Anderson
Dean Ambrose
AJ Styles
Roman Reigns

Donald bump.

I will be Victor

Why is everyone so adamant that KO is winning the case? Wouldn't it make too much sense for Memebrose to win and have a shield triple threat match for the title at summer slam?

There's almost guaranteed to be bullshit happening in at least 2-3 of these matches, everyone's gonna get fucked.

>>1392517
Predicting Wyatts come out in the main event which ends it in DQ.

numbers fascinate me xD i dont know why but they just do. Im quirky and different like that

>>1392507
>Wouldn't it make too much sense
Exactly that's why it's not gonna happen

>>1392522
I completely forgot they were still on the roster

>>1392522
I was thinking them for the Cena/Styles match, and something related to Trips for the main event possibly. What are the chances Ric comes out or Dana just fucks up the Women's match?

When does this start? Someone answer me.

>>1392535
in 5 hours

I know we've all been saying this since the Reigns matches, but I think Balor is going to debut tonight and help AJ win.

Just think about it, there's no championship on the line so that means AJ can go over without becoming champion. Also KO debuted while he was in his last NXT feud too. I'm predicting the ref gets taken out right before Cena hits his final AA on AJ, Balor comes through the crowd, cracks Cena with a chair, pulls AJ over to pin, Balor leaves as soon as the ref gets back up, and pins Cena. I also think Cena will eat another pin at BG and then will finally win at SS

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>>1392563
Finn was having a home-style family meal on his snapchat 2 hours ago. He might be in Vegas later, but he wasn't earlier today.

>>1392569
What's his snapchat?

>>1392578
finnfinnfinn

>>1392563
Shame they don't talk about TNA, because Cena could have a really sick burn if he says "There's a reason no one has ever called me the AJ Styles of the WWE and you the John Cena of TNA."

In this poll:
https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/R3Q89KG

Aj Styles vs Cena doesnt have any options
well it does, the only option to vote for is: AJ Styles vs Cena

>>1389094
Last Friday at a wwe live show corbin won

Anybody saying finn will be on this ppv is a moron

>>1389215

With a brand split, it makes sense to bring back Big Gold, and another MITB winner.

>>1392789

Balor marks have been saying he's going to make a surprise debut in every PPV since last year survivor series. They don't know any better.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10529283

>>1392842

There will be a failed cash in and the match will end as a DQ

>>1389057
Survey part 3 needs to be fixed. There's only one option to choose under the Styles Cena match

>>1392897

>needs to be fixed

It's just fine cause Cena never gives up even when he loses.

>Ziggler vs Corbin part 1274625

T-thanks Vince

>>1392911

I haven't been watching RAW. Why is this feud still going?

>>1392914
Good question I haven't either. It's been on the past 3 PPVs at least though. No idea who to predict might just flip a coin

>>1392914

There's not really a storyline its just a filler feud

>>1392569
Did you see the last nxt episode? He's going to feud with nakamura, then get moved to main roster.

>>1392911
its going to fuck up my sweep

>>1392785
>>1392897
Ah shit, sorry guys, I've changed it. If you've already voted in that one tell me who you choose on here with your name.

>>1392982
Or if you're a cool guy, hopefully you've put it in the comments section. In which case, stay chill.

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>>1392982
sweaty shota thighs says AJ is going to win

>>1392982
Pretty sure it was two options for me, but GAWA going for AJ

How many bongs until kick off?

>>1393033
2 bongs and 15 bings.

>>1389057
>Lucha v Dudleys
Dudleys. The only time LD's win is when they beat jobbers and people who have pissed off Vince (Ryback).
>GT v Breezango
Breezango. WWE seriously thinks this is special, so they're not going to give the GT their first victory on a pre show.
>Roman Reigns v Seth Rollins
RR. Bellee dat.
>John Cena v AJ Styles
JC. Were you in TNA? Were you in NXT so HHH potentially has your back? Are you going up against someone who isn't a jobber? Than you're going to lose.
>MITB
Dean Ambrose. Shield reunion is the only outcome that makes sense. Everyone else has obviously been chosen by Vince to be a midcarder, jobber to the stars max.
>tag team fatal 4 way
New Day retain or The Club "play dirty" (I know, "but it's no dq!" Yeah, but it's also the wwe) and they are a championship holding stable, which will be used as an insult against AJ (YOU didn't get those belts, ya bois did!)
>Rusev v Titus O'Neil
Rusev. Titus will not listen to Vince and and act serious he hates him for that.
>girls tag team
Natalya and Becky Lynch, Dana Brooke kayfabe screws up and costs Charlette the win. This leads to Charlette's face turn, feud with Dana, and Dana's burial along with the other female heels.
>DZ v BC
Who the fuck cares?
>Apollo Crews v Shamus
Apollo. I have my suspicions as to why, but regardless, it's pretty fucking obvious that Shamus pissed off Vince big time, as he went from upper midcarder to appearing on Main Event.

Judging by some of the comments people of left, some of you aren't fans of the Jewish community.

>>1393049
>is the only outcome that makes sense

That's why it's not going to happen.

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>AJ loses
>Roman retains
>mfw

>>1389383
That's the wrong trip code senpai.

>>1393098

>Caring about winners and losers in a predetermined """"sport"""""

>>1393098
add

>New Day retains
>Mexican wins MITB

How to have the worst PPV this year

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>Brock loses to Mark Hunt
>His power level goes down
>Gets pinned by one(1) spear
>Mon visage quand

>>1393105
Would literally be
>Nothing happens: The PPV

Voted for Seth to win via DQ with shenanigans somehow, then Dean to cash in and win via DQ, setting up triple threat match while Roman retains belt.

Doesn't make any fucking sense, but I think this will happen over the predictable Roman beats Seth clean, beats cash in clean.

>>1393112
Or.
>Dean wins
>Carter stays forever

>>1393132
We can only hope Dean gets BTFO

>>1393144
> TFW you used to like Ambrose but that retarded shitposter turned you against him

>>1393150
Once he leaves we can finally like him again albeit rather slowly due to the damage created by that cuck.

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>>1390999
Nice trips.

Clearly, some of Turkish /b/tards of toruchan don't want anyone they like to bully could be friend with Anzu.

Anybody on /asp/ going to the PPV?
Been on the verge of blowing the money for severe disappointment

Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins in a solid match

Dean Ambrose's music hits

Dean Ambrose bashes the briefcase on Seth's head and shoves in Roman for the pin

Roman wins and Dean leaves trolling everyone

>>1393195
You can probably get some scalped tickets for pretty cheap, but you better hurry your ass up or you'll miss a chunk of the PPV unless you live right by the mother fucker.

AJ will win. Why?
Because all Vince cares about now is making Roman look strong. How do you accomplish that?
By making Cena look weaker than him: "You could not beat Roman Reigns and you think you can mess with John Cena?" Well, Cena is going to regret those words.

>>1393204
>You could not beat Roman Reigns and you think you can mess with John Cena?

Did Cena really says this? I havent watched RAW in weeks.

Are they gonna pull the ridiculous stunt they pulled last year and have the ladder match go first? Cause I didn't tune in for the first 30 mins, and when I finally did, it was to see Sheamus with the briefcase which confused and annoyed me cause not only did it make no sense but it's stupid to have the main attraction of the PPV open the show then bum everyone out by having Sheamus of all people winning.

WHAT MATCH IS /wwe/ most hyped for tonight?

>>1393214
Yes.

>>1393214
You need to watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIZoOxNfAUY

>>1393235
Money in the Bank
AJ vs Cena

WRESTLMANIA CALIBER MATCHES

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>>1393268

>This promo

Kek wow

>>1393235

AJanetty vs. BMJanetty

stream...?

>>1393311

wwe.com

Since I'm guessing it's too late to join in, I'll post my predictions.

>Lucha Dragons vs Dudleys
Once again Dudleys are going to job and I will keep questioning why they came back to this company.
>Golden Truth vs Breezing
If they want to actually make this joke tag team feel legit, they need this win tonight.
>Reigns vs Rollins
Rains will retain and keep us under the Reigns of Terror
>MITB
I have a very strong feeling Sami Zayn is going to win, but then again, Owens is in the match and Zayn will never win with him in the match. I'll go Ambrose for the keks.
>Cena vs Styles
If WWE is smart, and they never are, Styles will get the win here. But with Bullet Club expecting to come out, Cena wins via DQ
>Tag Team Championship
New Days...days...are numbered as Champs so I'm going Cass/Amore
>Rusev vs Titus
We need a face winning so Titus wins.

Don't care about the other matches to make a prediction.

>>1393368

>I have a very strong feeling Sami Zayn is going to win

You are so clueless it hurts

>>1392982

I was WWENetwork999

Is it too late to vote in a new poll ?

>>1393452
Don't worry bud, you're already in. I have to do the polls in different parts because there's a 100 person limit, so I split it.

>>1393468
Thanks dude. I appreciate it

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>renee's top

>That Styles vs. Xavier match on smackdown

Breddy good I have to admit. Good to see Xavier actually wrestling a 1v1 match.

Apparently Seth Rollins is now the huge favorite to win the championship match.

Will probably be by DQ.

>too late to apply to poll

styles over cena
reigns retains
new day retains
rusev retains
crews over sheamus
KO gets the briefcase
corbin over ziggler
charlotte and the cuck over literal who's

AJ
Roman
Rusev
Dean
Crews
Corbin
Charlotte
Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows

>>1392982

I'm SwampAsuka

I Wanted Styles