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>>1640877
>they didn't have them encounter Finn in paint, awkwardly stare, offer a too sweet and have Finn awkwardly crawl away like an autist

Fucking waste of time

seek female contact

*too sweets everybody except finn*

>>1640831
I dunno, but I like him a lot more now that he isn't being shoved down my throat.

Upper-mid carder is where he belongs. His performance in his match against Rusev on RAW last week was better than Dean and Rollins put out against Ziggler and Balor respectfully

>>1640831
BIGDOG has always been the better worker
>>>/wew/
>>>/r/eddit

>>1640831

Seth didn't cause the injury, a 130 pound man fighting a 230 pound man caused the injury.

Sting was already ancient and fragile, and the match was still good.

BMJ's nose? Shit happens.

>>1640798
what does that have to do with what he's talking about?

>>1640798
I'm sure seth didn't design the fucking belt

>>1640798
What's he bitching about now?

Gasping for air while frantically making Tumblr posts about how Lesnar should get fired and somehow how his vicious male antics last night were somewhat sexist

Reading tumblr and twitter smarks bathe themselves with tears

>please fire brock there was children in the front row
>omg he totally snapped because of roidrage
>randy didnt deserve to be laid out like that

one of the best moments of the year IMO

>>1640777
Hell yeah.

She wouldn't be there

>>1640756
Dancers Royale

i dont know, like a waitress at hooters or something

>>1640737
Shut up El Pedro

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GOAT meet BULL

>>1640742
Kek, based phil cucked lethal

Should provide lots of fap material

that was announced a long time ago, its going to be the bellas and cena and bryan .

Christ, i remember bryan in roh and the indies as the american dragon.
Just imagine in 2006 telling someone he would be the barney rubble to john cenas Fred flinstone on a E! reality show and never wrestle again

Stars based Laurenitis, I'm in

>>1640714
BASED
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GOLDBERG
GOLDBERG
GOLDBERG

OH wait. wrong guy,

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You know realize that Phil will do to Mickey what Brock just did to Randy

I wish they had a storyline where team thiccness went around jumping divas then fucking them with strapons. Storyline would last months until "victims" would start to enjoy getting fucked and The Team gets bored of them

>>1640689
I volunteer to be victim #1, no homo of course.

>>1640689
That's when Dana Brooke makes her jump to smackdown with her new gimmick The Black & Decker Pussy Wrecker.

>>1640663
i was there last night and had flashbacks of oddjob from 007 movies when she threw it

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BECKY WINS

FATALITY

>>1640663
So ugly

Dean has a rugged badboy look

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>>1640657

How about this sexy motherfucker right here?

He looks like a young guy that got busted on to catch a predator and is fresh out of prison after a 2 year stint.

>>1640614
>>1640616
I'm talking to Brie and Becky?
Holy shit pls can I smell your farts

Pretty obvious desu

I imagine this is how it went in a lot of our minds.

>Orton kicks out
Based Orton
>Bork busts him open and steps back
Smarks briefly become marks, get worked
>Bork goes back in for more
Smarks regain their composure, realising that it's a work and they were foolish, just caught off guard by the nonchalant violence in this post-Benoit world
>Bork goes in for more
Smarks realise he's stalling for something
>Bork goes in AGAIN
Smarks are laughing now
>Shane turns up
Smarks are giggling because Shane missed his mark and it was obviously meant to be sooner, given the awkward waiting around
>Bork F5's Shane
The brief marking is but a distant memory, smarks for life

People were calling for Brock to get fired last night on all websites, meanwhile this nigger just wrestles as a job

The state of dumb smarks lel

>>1640556
>Deano/Ziggler
Finished. Deano will start another half baked feud, maybe with the Wyatt's
>Orton/Lesnar
Likely one of those transitional feuds. Either 1) Orton gets a win back at the next PPV, stipulation is it's no DQ's and he takes down Lesnar with assistance so the 3 year "no clean loses" thing is intact, or 2) a big star returns to bury Lesnar
>Cena/AJ
AJ will start going for the WWE Championship, not this PPV coming but maybe Survivor Series. Cena will take time off, but will remain part timer, not sure who he's going to feud with
>Woman's championship
State of this fucking competition man, who the fuck knows? Might be another NXT call up
>Balor
Balor is fucked. Absolutely fucked. He's going to drop the belt before the next PPV, I just don't see who he can have a believable feud with. Maybe KO? He won't drop the belt to KO, but it might be a feud for him since NXT is basically non-canon
>Reigns
Who the fuck knows at this point? Pick a mid-carder and there's a good chance Reigns could do a serviceable feud with them
>Dudleys
Dudleys are splitting temporarily, probably going to cut a promo this week
>The rest
WHO THE FUCK CARES

>>1640556
>WWE Title
Ziggler is buried, you can't get another match out of him. Dean probably moves onto Wyatt I guess. I think I read Orton and AJ were feuding so maybe AJ wins that then takes the title off Dean at Survivor Series.
>Meme title
Rollins and Balor probably have a blow off match (Balor retains) before someone else moves in, no idea who though. Heel Jericho for a PPV or something.
>Midcard titles
Reigns will probably get a match at the next PPV but no idea who goes after Rusev after Reigns... maybe Big E? Miz has to drop the belt to someone but Apollo lost pretty clean so no idea. Guess you could throw Ziggler there now.
>Tag titles
Hopefully Gallows and Anderson win soon. American Alpha and Usos will feud for the SD titles.
>Women's titles
Bayley will come up and feud with Charlotte, probably win, then I expect Banks to return and turn heel.
Becky Lynch and Nikki Bella will feud for the SD one.

>>1640717
>Bayley will come up and feud with Charlotte, probably win, then I expect Banks to return and turn heel.
State of the woman's division

They're legitimately too old long term. AJ is from their generation and expected to retire at the end of his contract

>>1640484
The Rock became champion at 26 and was fine

Orton became champion at 24

>>1640509
>The Rock became champion at 26 and was fine
left after a few years

>Orton became champion at 24
only because the higher ups in WWE love him, Orton had plenty of scandals