>tfw beat cancer
Now I have a surgical scar that looks like I got my gut torn open with a knife.
Cheers /asp/. Train hard.
are you ready for your main event push?
But what does this have to do with wrestling
>>1637102
>bret, ryder, and this namefag all went over canceretty clean
>WAIT ALL NIGHT FOR THIS MAN TO FUCK UP THE BIG DOG AND GET THE BIG RUB
>IT'S A MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG NO CONTEST BULLSHIT
I
AM
GENUINELY
UPSET
WHY DID I WAIT ALL NIGHT TO SEE NOTHING
Yeah, I was feeling happy for Rusev, thought he was getting a proper match near the climax of summerslam, then the bullshit happened.
Maybe Roman will finally get the heel turn we wanted?
I wanna watch the Big Dog fuck Lana in front of Rusev, inject her with that potent Samoan seed, and force Rusev to watch as he fills Lana's belly with quintuplets of little Big Dogs that he'll have to raise.
Beleeeeee dat.
>Hasn't had a good match all year
>Fucked up WrestleMania by sandbagging Dean creatively.
>Ruined Summerslam by either shooting or botching on Orton.
Time to give someone the rub from beating him and then stop calling this juiced up autist, Vince.
Get worked mark
>>1637092
Do you think that GIANT FUCKING GASH in Orton's head is a work, you retard?
You got worked. It's Vinces booking to get legit heat on Brock again
When?
Enough bayley/sasha shit.
>>1637084
Do you guys think Charlotte and Del Rio did it?
>>1637648
Yes and hard.
>>1637084
Never. They won't be on the same brand. I'd rather Asuka not get almost paralysed by Charlotte like Sasha did.
F
>>1638058
Good night, sweet prince.
Also, fuck this shit-tier PPV.
>G-g-g-guys it was a blood pack
Blood packs don't ooze like real blood
I swear some people on /asp/ are truly stupid as they seem
>>1637031
calm down, the gash wasn't visible on the streams
Orton is finished
>Got stiffed
>Character looked like a bitch
>Shane McMahon got up faster than he did
Which Bliss is the best Bliss?
Nice or naughty?
naughty
her feet are nice
>>1637032
There are no feet images.
https://twitter.com/NiltonJorge/status/767564291662876672
E L B O W
T
F
O
>1 stiff elbow managed to crack open Orton's head
So uh
Brock's too dangerous I guess
>>1636975
>implying it takes anymore than an elbow to cut a head.
>lesnar
>steroid user
>years of throwing potatoes
And Vince wants to push him to the Universal Title? Jesus this won't look good for WWE.
>potato thrower
LOL wat
>>1636949
What?
>>1636970
potato is wrestling slang for legit punches
can you give a recap/results? i miss it
Face team won against Heel team in pre-show
Neville and Sami Zayn won
Sheamus won
JeriKO won
Charlotte won
AJ Styles won CLEAN
The Club won by DQ
Dean won
Balor won
Apollo got MIZZED
Heel divas won and Nikki came back
Roman vs Rusev match ended in No Contest, Roman slaughtered Rusev, possible heel turn
Lesnar TKO'd Orton
Good first hour
Match of the night was Cena vs AJ
Balor vs Seth was fucked by the new ugly belt
The rest was complete crap
THAT WAS A LEGIT SHOOT FIGHT
>>1636905
>>1636905
well my wife's son said he was getting a police escort to Orton's house so he can breed Orton's wife like my wife's bull does to her
>Getting worked by twitter smarks
APOLOGIZE
Based AJ
AJ, I'm sorry man
Based AJ and BMJ were the best of this fucking night
Press F to pay respects to the Snek
He busted open his skull for your sins
>>1636846
>it's a legit cut
well shit, based orton
lmao Orton is finished, he's never going to care again.
Not only did he look like a bitch (yes it was Brock, but at least everyone else actually got pinned and fought to the end), he got stiffed too. There's no way he'll be motivated ever again, he's going to be Del Rio status until he retires
>>1636846
Damn that is nasty looking.
I don't think that ending was planned at all. Brock had roid rage kick in for a few seconds.
Crowd ceased giving a shit after this match.
The actual main event.
>>1636806
*during this match
>>1636806
This, the match between AJ and BMJ was the best tonight, with Styles winning clean and both superstars exchanging different finishers, fast pace throughout the match, was multiple times better than the actual main event.
>>1636806
Why the fuck was this match booked so early?
Why was Roman and Rusev booked so late? The layout for the matches in SS didn't make much sense.
>tfw this was the summerslam equivalent of Wrestlemania 27
>>1636799
Roman had the best part tonight
>>1636799
yeah it was a clusterfuck
What happened at WM27 led to the most bought PPV of all time
Nobody will care about anything at this PPV besides Cena losing clean after people stop thinking Lesnar legit lost it