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My theory on the Brock Lesnar chimp out 2016-08-22 08:40:34 Post No.1638982
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My theory on the Brock Lesnar chimp out
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I posted this on another thread but felt it needed its own for discussing.
In Ortons match against del rio you can hear him say fuck and grab his shoulder. My guess is that it got fucked again and he couldn't do the full match wwe wanted for summer slam so they made this shit ending to give Orton time to recover and build a story around it so it stays hot when Orton heals up again.
It makes sense when you consider del rio and paige got suspended, probably Vince just punishing him. This Also explains how the match went with randy taking those suplexes strangely. Also I believed they went for an mma type finish with a TKO because of the recent Conor mcgregor and him making the wwe look weak
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>>1638982
>Also I believed they went for an mma type finish with a TKO
They did this to give smarks a reason to debate and build hype for the next PPV. Who from SD is going to take down Lesnar now?
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>>1638988
Apollo Creed
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It just didn't go as intended. The main event match would not be a ten minute long crush match ended abruptly. It was likely meant to continue onwards after Orton got cut open, possibly to an Orton win, which would result in both men looking strong - Brock busts open Orton, Orton powers on for a win. Due to the squeamishness with WWE and concussions, the amount of blood likely caused the early finish.
Both Brock and Heymen have a look of "oh shit, we fucked up" when the medics come in. If this were a true work, they'd have remained in character.
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Lads the title is s-starting to grow on me
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>>1638973
If the WWE championship were blue I could get it
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>>1638973
its because the color looks good with finn, otherwise its shit tier
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>>1638976
ohhhh thatd be interesting
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Third fucking garbage match in a row for the "best athlete of all time"
How does he do it lads?
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I dont follow wwe anymore but I follow ufc and those elbows looked real at the end.
What happened? did randy tell him back stage that was okay to do? or did bork just go madman?
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>>1638974
its WWE trying to make Lesnar not look like a roided up lazy faggot by giving him the ebin UFC gimmick.
I miss Lesnar from 2002.
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>>1638964
>Ortonmark is absolutely seething
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Did tonight answer this question?
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it would only take one harambe to take down lesnar
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Brocks win by TKO
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Holy fuck, Bret was right again
When are they going to release this botch machine?
https://archive.is/jNkNz
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>>1638953
Fangirls will probably fap to this
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>>1638953
imagine finn and seth doing sex with finn bottom
im horny
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>>1638953
Who else other than Sting were injured from Seth?
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Best work of the year right? This is perfect for a heel turn.
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And who exactly is gonna beat him anytime soon?
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>>1638888
Quads confirm heel turn
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Only legit superstar who could go over Lesnar would be Reigns.
Book it at WM Vince, hell, make it for the Cross-Brand-Universal-Undisputed-WWE-World-Heavyweight-Championship-Of-The-Solar-System
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>>1638880
You know what I know no body will believe this but I actually am 99% sure he is gay.
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>>1638884
You are gay
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i'm pretty sure he can only get off on hurting people
"Finn Balor is awesome"
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"cm punk!" "cm punk!" "cm punk!" "cm punk!" "cm punk!"
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"Money in the Bank 2011 is the greatest PPV of all time"
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>>1638875
That isn't Triple H
How do you go from this
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to this
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JUST
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Why not that one?
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The fact that all of you
As grown ass men
Think that brock legitimately busted this man open as a "shoot" really gives justification to calling all you faggots man-children.
And that is what you all are
Gullible non original memeing man children
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>>1638813
They call it 'new era' but everyone knows this shit's still supposed to be PG.
Even if it was supposed to be a blood draw, I dont think they wanted this much. I was actually ready to get out my Muta scale when I saw it going, but then they stopped the match.
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>>1638813
Kek look at Michael Pole shitting his pants in the background
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>>1638813
lol it was obviously a work
best part was when goldberg didn't come out
Is he autistic?
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Say it to his face
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>>1638802
Shhhhhhh, ffs he might hear us
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no, hes just an angry manchild with a chip on his shoulder and something to prove cus his wife cucked him by being fucked by half the locker room before marrying him.
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This belt is a fucking Eldritch abomination. THIS will be the thing to awaken Cthulhu from his eternal slumber to royally fuck our shit up. I'm surprised our minds are able to comprehend just how horrible and terrifying this fucking thing looks and that we haven't completely gone insane yet, or have we?
The belt's design was "inspired" (read: stolen) from an idea Jeffery Dahmer had when he planned to slice some flesh off, turn it into leather and proceed to bedazzle the shit out of it so he could prance around his apartment with his dick tucked between his legs and dancing around to The Village People's Sex Over The Phone. Yeah THIS BELT is indirectly responsible for the inspiration of the Buffalo Bill dancing scene from Silence of the Lambs, they only went with Goodbye Horses because they couldn't get the rights to Sex Over The Phone
This belt was made from the remains of David Koresh after the Branch Davidian compound burnt down. Vince merely stole the body, skinned it, and aged the skin until the time was right to make this fucking belt... again, Vince got the idea from Jeffery Dahmer for this and no, I wouldn't be surprised if Vince danced around his office wearing only this belt and had his dick tucked between his legs either... probably during a Skype call with Donald Trump so that Trump could furiously masturbate to Vince McMahon and his bedazzled David Koresh flesh WWE Universal Championship... because we all know about the "special relationship" between Vince McMahon and Donald Trump. Now I'm not implying that Donald Trump was Vince McMahon's first homosexual encounter... but it's very likely that Vince has bottomed for Trump before in the past and that's probably how Vince was able to run WrestleManias IV and V back in the day
The WWE Universal Championship looks like it wouldn't be out of place of the upcoming remake of Stephen King's It... now watch, you're gonna see that fucking belt pop up when Pennywise beats the fuck out of some kids with the belt
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is that really the universal title?
so it's the women's title but instead of a red filling the strap is red?
that's pathetic
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It looks like somebody spilt ketchup on the WWE Title
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MEET THE NEW BELT
SAME AS THE OLD BELT
WE WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN
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Did he deserve it for sandbagging the Beast? 2016-08-22 07:23:26 Post No.1638736
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Did he deserve it for sandbagging the Beast?
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>>1638736
>sandbagging
ah babbys first smark term
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>>1638736
>I hurt myself today...
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It was a work you dumbshits. Brock may not give a fuck about wrestling but he knows the drills.
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fuck vince. fuck hhh. fuck the wwe. 2016-08-22 07:23:14 Post No.1638734
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fuck vince. fuck hhh. fuck the wwe. 2016-08-22 07:23:14 Post No.1638734
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fuck vince. fuck hhh. fuck the wwe.
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why is this guy the champ?
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>>1638734
Don't like it?
Change the channel
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>>1638734
because he's a top tier wrestler. we can go back to john cena winning the title 30 times a year after doing 5 moves, that was a fun time.
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>>1638867
And yet, John Cena vs AJ was the best match of the night. You hate John Cena and was happy to see him get beat by Styles.
Balor vs Seth was lifeless, crowd hijacking the match made it worst
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Just leaving this here for the dumb fucks
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>oh jeez I'm hurt :-(
>wow go to the hospital you retard
>no thanks, I'll be back September 23rd though ;)
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>pwinsider
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>>1638751
Oh
A picture of a fedora
How original!!!!