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>Literal 12 year old boy for a wife

Please meet a woman

Yup

>straight edge unironically
>"cool asshole personality " gimmick
>likes most bandwagon shit (hockey)
>same build as a high schooler
>same tattoos as a high schooler
>as tough as relish

Should I continue?

Brock Lesnar is on RAW though.

Mick Foley is on raw

Sasha is on Raw

>>1641852
BROCK GAVE THEM ME
THEY STOPPED ME BLEED CUZ I GOT HEEM'D

>getting cut like that is a big deal for wwe guys
>another day at the office for actual fighters

>>1641898
Hmm really made me think

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HE'S FAT!

Why can this fatass do a suicide dive better than 90% of the main roster?

Who?

>>1641805
In kayfabe: Because the entire feud has been built around AJ wearing down his confidence and one-upping him, even getting a win over him in their first dream-match meeting
Also, the Super-AA always finishes shit. The only guy I can think of who kicked out was KO last year.

He literally beat AJ with it at BG

The Avalance Attitude Adjustment is John's highest power level move

Only person to kick out of it as far as I can remember before AJ was Kevin Owens

>pg era

>>1641783

Give me 1 (ONE) reason why any woman would be attracted to you.

Its like you don't even want to get a clue

>pg era
wew thumbtacks so extreme and hardcore
maybe someone will go through a table
wow exciting
OP is a fag

Dean has mushmouth

Took too many shots to head in his garbage wrestling days

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIOlGTgMlcI&feature=youtu.be

>>1641725
old meme, just get over it

nice blog post

I know exactly what I want. WWE just isn't capable of providing it.

Vince knows best

I unironically like wrestlers under 6'0" and you can do nothing about it

>>1641604
>>1641676
6'0+

Isn't Cena shoot 5'11"

Alternative sports """""&""""" wrestling

Wrestling, sports, and acting are all types of performance.

>>1641707
>wrestling and acting

Redundant

>sports
>performance art

No

>>1641560
Carter pls

>>1641565
Carter likes roman

i dont hate Roman

hes decent and defenetly better at ring than Dean

out of touch creative and his mic skills got him him nucler heat

poor ruru deserved clean win against him at SS

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Or because he is fucking shit now.

I like ballerina. really.

I loved his last months in NJPW as Devitt.

But everything went to shit here.

Look at this :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VEKMiEPyJY

Compared to whatever the hell he does now.

He just became a bitch compared to his Prince Devitt years.

>>1641529
He deserves to be booed

Fuck this boring and overpushed outlaw midget

It's sad when you have to depend on meme face paint to get a reaction

>>1641477
>Ahmed, Pacheco, Naioti

>>1641479
>The UFC audience

>>1641477
I mean if super fatass can't beat him in a shoot, what chance does he have against bork in wwe

Because since being a smark is so popular now everyone wants to be an anti smark and bitch.

>>1641476
>kenny omega didn't debut
>rusev didn't beat reigns clean
>brock didn't do more than two moves
yes... """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""everything"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Stop creating threads FedoRamen

She wants to cuck Deanetty again

She meant hes a mid card for life vanilla jabroni faggot

>>1641463
She is fiending for that mountainjew cock
Dean in tatters

>>1641469
Lol dean is a cuck
Good thing youve never had a gf or you would be a cuck too