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>>1639838
Yes, they fucked, but Haitch was always doing paperwork on her back, so he never actually saw her face.
Then one day they did missionary and realized he was going balls-deep into seabiscuit, so he buried her to save face with the boiz.

>>1639838
Triple H is gay m8

He only married Steph for the job. Steph pegs him in the ass to calm down his homosexuality.

>>1639846
Well of all the women steph is probably the best at pegging. Maybe second behind Natalya

>>1639174
They wanted it to look like an accessory belt that'll match the neckbeard kids costume when they dress up as Balor for Halloween

This is what they should have done.

>give the WWE belt to Raw
>give the Universal belt to Smackdown
>make the Universal belt look identical to the WWE title except turn the red swoosh in the WWE logo blue
>optional: put Raw sideplates on WWE title, Smackdown sideplates of Universal title
>optional: give the Universal title white leather straps to go with Smackdown's blue and white color scheme, WWE title stays black and red to go with Raw's color scheme
Instead we got this monstrosity

why the FUCK are people so surprised that a billion dollar company wants uniform branding assets with their logo front and center? I'm surprised it took this long

Bret was right

Babydick Rollins is unsafe to work with. Him and Brock need to create a stable called "The Attempted Murderers"

>>1638905
God's last gift alright, if the so called 'gift' is one that involves serious injury.

If Bret was still capable of happiness he would be smirking so hard right now

Reigns vs. Lesnar II
Wrestlemania 33

Finn balor

Whoever he is, he has to:
-Be younger than 35, preferably 30
-Have great looking offense
-Be believably tough in one way or another
-Be an excellent worker
I don't see anyone in the roster that applies.

>>1638204
need a less contrived finisher

I'm seriously ecstatic about her debuting. She has a unique look that's a good break from the usual bottle-blondes and bimbos.

She also seems like a quasi-supernatural character which is really cool and lends itself to neat lore and stuff. Her character feels really fresh, and she seems like she taps into the whole culture of fandoms and stuff.

She will grow the brand for sure. Not to mention the fact that she's gorgeous :)

>deanetty
shit
>baloring
why would you make somebody with negative charisma the face of your company?
>charGOAT
GOAT
>miz
based but should drop soon
>ruru
based
>new gay
stale as all hell need to drop asap
>naruto
don't care preferred joe
>asuka
muh dick
>revival
based

Dean needs to drop it to AJ
Balor is ok
Charlotte is meh
Miz needs to drop the belt to.... somebody
Rusev is based
New day is getting stale but still ok
All of the NXT ones are ok.

>>1635160
have sex

>>1635160
like her new finisher and she improved greatly compared to brie

She's legit the one woman I'd rim.

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back from the dead lads

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Is this BeckyLynchWaifuGuy?

>Bray not pushed as the nu-Undertaker
Well, yeah, that's what happens when they treat you like a joke for 2 years and then suddenly expect you to be taken seriously.

>Dean not pushed as hardcore champion that only does TLC matches
Dean is being booked well as a champion right now, but again, he was treated like a wimp for over an year, which is making his reign suffer.

>Roman Reigns not baby face underdog with long standing died of heel champ Rusev
For the love of god, Roman Reigns shouldn't fucking be an underdog babyface. If anything, they should have him be more dominating. They're doing right in how they're rehabing him right now. Let's hope they keep it up. They might finally make Roman Reigns into someone.

>Zayn and Owens not in long standing feud for US Championship
Their feud has ended and they can get back to it later when it matters more. Give them space to breathe elsewhere.

>>1642563
Becky is where she belongs: jobbing to superior talent

>My favourites didn't win
>THIS IS BAD BOOKING

finn is gay m8

It's either a blessing or a curse that someone as dumb as Noelle got a body like that

>>1642539
He is?

thanks

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*too sweet*

It was all Nash

He gave the title to Christian in 2011.

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christian beat him and became the champion of the peeps

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>>1642466
When's he supposed to fight Paul Wall for the Undisputed People's Championship?

>>1642344
That's not just at all. Well-handled statement.
Ironically, as her boyfriend was apparently chimping out like a moron.

Pfffffffft, seriously?
Eva did nothing wrong.

BASED EVA WORKING EVERYONE

wcw = meme wrestling

hello wolfNEETtv

>>1642188
was*

Fuck, I might cry.

Too old anyway and this is a NEW ERA. Good riddance ya old farts.

http://411mania.com/wrestling/dudley-boys-re-sign-with-wwe/

Get worked some more, marks