Should he just shave his head?
At least he attempts to cover the ugly mug up, unlike the Legit Horse.
>>1639610
Yes. Corbin too. Then they form a skinhead stable with Kane and Rowan.
>>1639610
>forms a stable with sashetty and corbin
>eventually merge with gallows and anderson
>the hair club is formed
>Why yes dean ambrose Is my favorite shield member
>carters so short, he cant even reach a door knob
KEK, based OP
>>1639603
Carter is a fat fuck who browses /b/ so this is probably him actually
>AJ beat Cena Clean
>Kenny just won the G1 Climax
>Finn just won the meme championship
>Based Gallows and Anderson probably going to win the tag titles
>based young bucks still dominating the IWGP tag scene
>Adam Cole won the ROH Championship
Does the Bullet Club rule the wrestling world?
>>1639578
>Gallows and Anderson literally jobbing in a feud about testicles
>Omega has separated himself and become more E L I T E than the BC ever was
>as have the Bucks
>>1639585
>>Omega has separated himself and become more E L I T E than the BC ever was
>>as have the Bucks
>he hasn't seen Kenny's G1 promo
>>1639585
Kenny literally made the BC more relevant after he won the G1. Go watch his promo after he won.
16 years later what do you think about the "American Badass" phase?
>>1639557
Not one dime.
>>1639557
Hilarious.
THEY CALL ME COWBOY
I want to beat the fuck out of Jon Stewart's son
>BLACKED
I knew ive seen that kid before
The little faggot thinks he is so tough I just want to give him a chop to the neck
I wish JBL would just pick him up by his head and slam it into the wall until it bleeds
Let this sink in for a second. TNA has a more aesthetic, prestigious-looking world title than WWE. TNA.
>>1639533
and it belongs to the based destroyer
>>1639533
Why do you write like this? TNA has been #2 in the US since ages.
Not
One
Dime
If Dean Ambrose had a dime for every 3+ star match he's had in the past year he'd have ZERO DIMES
>>1639521
>the kingpin
>>1639521
Only thing dean draws is hair away from his head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShTA5LZCnUE
KEK
>those Bears wouldn't do jobs
is terrible ted the GOAT bear
>>1639486
>You couldn't get a bear to job, you couldn't convince 'em
I can't tell if Dave is serious. He's either entirely docile or hilarious
Have you lifted for farmer strength like your hero, big match AJ today, /asp/?
No, but I miss the British Bulldog.
The gay community?
>>1639440
>THE HAY COMMUNITY?!
-Preshow: didn't watch it.
Seriously, the PPV is already 10 matches, fucking christ. I had to stop 2 times and take breaks to enjoy it fully.
-JeriKO def. Enzo and Cass
Surprisingly good match. Enzo and Cass finally are getting some sense as a tag team, with Enzo essentially charging and being redirected as a deadweight by Cass regularly for tag moves. Good cohesion by the Canadians too. 3.5/5
-Charlotte def. Sasha Banks
Lots of semi-botches as expected in a women match. 2.5/5, surprising result.
-Miz def Apollo Crews
Not even sure why it's on ppv. Boring 1/5
Probably on the card so that the crowd rests after 2 relevant matches and before the big one.
-AJ Styles def. John Cena
Stole the night. It's not a let's go Cena/Cena Sucks match, AJ is too popular for that. It's let's go Cena/AJ Styles.
Cena really sold that AJ kicking out the Avalanche AA.
Exchange of finishers, submissions, everything. Great match. 4.5/5
-Club def New Day by dq
So faces cheat now? Ok.Not even a bad match per se, the booking was weird.
3/5
-Ambrose def Ziggler
Quite frankly by now I was tired of wrestling and needed a break. Chaotic match, overshadowed by others in the card.
3.5/5
-Women 3 tag match:
Worthy noting only because ''the negativity of fans made Eva Marie depressed''
Hilarious. Match is a 1/5, gets 2 points more for that, 3/5
-Finn Balor def. Seth Rollins
The belt got booed. Another marketing mistake by WWE, despite Balor and Rollins efforts to give a good match. The crowd was into it but I couldn't really understand the chants. 3.5/5
-Rusev vs Roman, no contest
Crowd is dead. Roman gets booed at the entrance, then nobody cares anymore. Not even sure why WWE is burying Rusev in this. 1/5
-Brock Lesnar squashes Randy Orton
Short match, it looked like Bork vs Cena again, except that this time Bork ended it quickly. Unexpected desu.
2/5
>>1639430
>-Preshow: didn't watch it.
>Seriously, the PPV is already 10 matches, fucking christ. I had to stop 2 times and take breaks to enjoy it fully.
m-my boy got a really big pop and the crowd went along with his theme music
w-will he make it
I was at the show and to be honest I was more entertained by the guy in front of me browsing futa on his phone.
Is it just me or did hardly anyone come out of this looking good?
>Enzo & Cass
Lost clean
>JeriKO
Botched finish kinda ruined it. Came out about the same
>Miz
Won clean but still has no credibility
>Crews
Completely buried
>Sasha
Lost clean, bad
>Charlotte
Fluke win, comes out looking slightly better
>Styles
Came out genuinely looking great
>Cena
About the same - its his annual clean loss
>Club
Neither here nor there
>New Day
Had to retain via DQ, weak for babyfaces plus got some boos for Jon Stewart
>Ambrose
About the same, beating Ziggler is nothing impressive
>Ziggler
Completely buried and made to look a joke
>Babyface women
Bad, they lost clean
>Heel women
Nikki comes out looking better, the other two look irrelevant
>Balor
Comes out great
>Rollins
Looks shit losing to a rookie
>Rusev
Reigns beat the shit out of him
>Reigns
Looks like a moron for squandering his US title shot and a dick for beating up Rusev so bad for nothing
>Orton
Looked like a bitch
>Lesnar
About the same
How shitty could it be?
As shitty as everything else WWE regurgitates and vomits all over their "fan" base
>>1639373
>seth
>ya faced da demon keng
>an ya lost
>pinhead
>and now oi
>OI
>am da universal
>champeyun
>and so oi
>and going to reed ya
>a story
[sits down on stool]
[opens book]
>DO YA KNOW ABOUT THE DULLAHAN, MARKS?
>three hours of storytime as Haitch sits ringside and weeps
>every raw match was terrible
>every raw since the draft has been unwatchable garbage
>trying to pass off indie twinks as their top guys
>trying to act like women can wrestle at all
I'M SURE IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
As a queer young person I literally cannot explain how much it means to me for WWE to now have a gay man as Champion. It's a real watershed moment for the company and one that'll be remembered forever.
How ecstatic are you?
Devitt/Bloom wedding when?
>>1639345
Shut up
Seth was champion for over half a year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfjFxYzD7xg
You could have just posted it you fucking shill
>those multitudes of variations of "that belt sucks, belt sucks" chants
impressive desu
>>1639315
no, because then people would see where I'm from and I didn't want to change the language
What can we do to save wrestling from the pussy SJW Redditor infection? They've almost killed it with their women's """"""""wrestling""""""""" and flippy manlet bullshit, I'm afraid this latest match with Brock Lesnar could be the last thing they need to really and fully kill professional wrestling.
>>1639296
We help get Roman Reigns over
>>1639297
He's over with literally everyone but the aforementioned SJW pussies. They're just really fucking loud.
Purdge reddit and /wooo/ from the internet. The greasy smarks will kill tthemselves out of confusion when they have no more echo chamber to spout their opinions at eachother.
>That was a disgusting act by Lesnar! WWE should fire him now!
Jesus Christ, how did we let these nu-male cocksuckers ruin pro wrestling?!
Chris Benoit and vinces wife running for president
Fucking sjw reddit cancer infesting everything
>>1639244
By pushing Daniel Bryan and the manlets and the divas revolution and booing Roman Reigns
Also Benoit
Also Linda
Also the pipe bomb
Also the neutered wwe product since 2012