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So we can all agree those three are a failure right?

One is an unsafe flippy faggot who cuts the same promo for 30 min every week
The other is more hated by ISIS by everyone except indians, horny teenage girls and kids
Also has like 2 more moves tha Lesnar right now
The third can't wrestle for shit and sounds like a dick everytime he uses the mic but he is a face.

And of course every single one of them is a ratings killer

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>tfw you thought the last round of this le ebin tournament will be something cool like Owens vs jericho or FINALLY rusev vs Reigns
>Its probably gonna be something totally garbage like Seth vs Roman XXV or Roman vs fucking big faggot cass

Why try new things when you can make again the same mistakes, right babe xDD?

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There isn't a single wrestler in history with a more GOAT tier theme that also perfectly fits them.
>we will never hear this on raw or smackdown ever again
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RSK82hjuYYE

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wtf I love Mick "the new wwe universal champion" Foley

will he be a draw?

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My wet dream match

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He drew a dime, but couldn't even dream about a quarter.

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>5 (five) MOTY contenders in 2015 alone
There is no one that performs at such a consistently high level. I dare you to try and name one other person. You can't

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Literally the only reason to watch RAW. You cant deny it.

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TNA STABLE WHEN?
Leader - AJ Styles (WWE champion)
Muscle - Samoa Joe (Tag Team champion)
Flippyshit midget - Austin Aries (Tag Team champion)
Cocky mouthpiece - Bobby Rooooo (Intercontinental champion)

It's been too long since there was a succesful stable that was actually good

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Actual general edition

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>MOTN at Wrestlemania
>Best title win of the last 10 years
>MOTN at Summerslam
Why are wewtists on /asp/ pretending to hate her again? She's GOAT, admit it

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>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
>Fat, slow womanlet
>Weak
>Doesn't lift
>Flat all over
>Shit hair
>Derpy eyes
>Oompa loompa skin
>Can't talk properly
>Has brain damage
>Drugged out whore
>Deaf
>Feminist
>Jobber to the stars, never done anything impressive
>Was part of the worst storyline in WWE history
>Will never draw a penny
>Sloppy, botched in her first Wrestlemania match
>Worst suplexes of all time
>Worst armbar of all time
>Cucked by Bayley
>Cucked by Albert
>Autistic social retard
>Everything about her is cringe inducing
>Dates manlets, the only men pathetic enough to give her attention
>Irrelevant and liked only by beta virgins
>Will be forgotten in 5 years
>Will always be B+ to Sasha's A+

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So, why not him?

He's literally the only credible big guy on Raw right now. Why not put the belt on him?

Cass is too green and too shy.
Ramen will make people stop watching.

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>Big E turns, kills Xavier and Kofi
>Destroys everyone he faces for months
>loses the U.S. title in some fatal four way at WM where he isn't involved in the decision
>Goldberg vs Lesnar later that night
>Lesnar repeats SS but with Goldberg instead of Orton
>Big E makes the save
>Later he is interviewed where he gives a face promo about how he loved watching Goldberg and how Goldberg was his idol
>Big E calls out Lesnar next night on RAW
>They end up brawling with Lesnar getting the upper hand but the locker room gets Lesnar off of Big E before he can bust Big E open.
>As Lesnar is being led away Big E busts in over the mic "That's all you got [expletive]?... You and me at [next PPV]
>Lesnar laughs and next week Heyman accepts on Lesnar's behalf
>Weeks of vignettes where Big E seeks out Goldberg and they train hard, Grade A production quality
>Match vs Lesnar takes place
>Goldberg is managing Big E
>Dozens of suplexes get traded
>Big E kicks out of multiple F5s
>At some point Lesnar takes a cheap shot ob Goldberg
>Big E loses it and makes his comeback
>Has Lesnar out on his feet
>Gets him up for the Jackhammer with a long pause as the crowd loses it.
>Brings him down for the 3 count.
>Big E has his hand raised by the ref and Goldberg
>Big E goes on to compete for the Universal Title vs a heel Reigns.