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>>1649065
yes

If I had to book it, I would have a double retirement, Buried Alive match: Lesnar versus Undertaker at WM33.

Match starts and it's set up so everyone assumes this is Taker's big send-off, and he will put Brock over and quit.

Instead he comes out as his original 'Mortician'/Dead Man character. Jericho has had a 6 month running feud and comes down to interfere but is BTFO.

Goldberg runs down, hits Brock with the spear. At this point everyone is going apeshit of course as they realise it is all about to go off.

Brock and Goldberg scrap, but Brock eventually gets the upper hand too, and is back on the Undertaker, who keeps getting beaten and has no real way of winning he is so out of it, but just time and again sits bolt upright, and even Brock will never be able to finish him.

Then Legend Killer Randy Orton slides from under the ring, RKO out of nowhere to get revenge for Summerslam, and Orton, Goldberg, Jericho help Taker drag Brock to the grave, but Brock keeps fighting free, so Taker enters the grave too, and sacrifices himself to drag Brock down to hell.

Then HHH comes out with a shovel and helps to bury Taker and Brock in the grave.

>>1649065
>every man has a profound, logical weakness against another
>Jericho over Goldberg because his technical abilities thwart his uncoordinated power-game
>Lesnar over Jericho because he has enough amateur wrestling and speed to let the power dominate
>Goldberg over Lesnar because he's the only one that can out-muscle him

That would be fun as fuck.

sadly not record low dean

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>>1649069
>SEETHING

>Seth prepares his powerbomb spot against Roman
>Kills Roman's shoulder and fucks up his own knee again
>2/3 of the group killing this company gone in 1 night

Why do they make this shit?

Do they think there is a direct crossover between wrestle fans and shitty Reality fags?

Did they look at Hogan's shitshow and think that it was a hit because Hogan was himself a wrestler, and that was the vital ingredient - rather than the fact he was a global icon for 2 decades?

It's kind of retarded, insulting, and a waste of money for WWE to think wrestling fans are going to watch garbage television solely because a guy who did some wrestling is featured in it.

>>1649063
It makes you wonder though. They must be able to see what shows are hits and what sink. You would think things like their 24 series and Table for 3 would be popular, because they offer insight into the wrestlers and the business rather than poorly scripted reality shows.

>>1649051
I kinda enjoyed it, some parts were super scripted and the family couldn't act the way they should have. Foley comes across as a creepy child molester, Noelle comes across as an idiot who can't act. The two kids come across as 6 year old shit for brains. The wife comes across as a high strung klepto. Dewey comes across as an alright kid but the way the show is put together it's like his job at WWE is only for the show and he'd rather be in a basement smoking weed and playing vidya.

The story arc is terrible cause Noelle is terrible in the ring, they give no reason to care about Frank and Dewey seems ashamed of his Dad. It also seems that WWE dressed Noelle is booby tops, he tits look veiny aswell.

thats quite a beak she has there

imagine all the complex smells she and only she is aware of.

Literally who?

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She's really good looking though

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>>1649004
Oh, OK.

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>>1649004
>Stephanie sent me to hell, but I'm going deeper. To take back everything I've lost!
>Heath
>I'm already a jobber

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>Just one thing, Daniel, this isn't about the past....
>We're fighting for the New Era.

It was a shoot

>>1648997
>Jericho stood up to Lesnar because he thought his fellow performer was treated unjustly

THE
FUCKING
LIONHEART

>>1648997
>Part of the company
>All he had to do was ask if it was a work
>STILL got worked
My sides

>>1648967
On a Youtube channel that includes Adam Blampied, King Ross somehow still manages to be the most cringe person.

I sincerely wish they would future endeavor him.

Fuck off with your brit cucks you nigger.

Stop shilling this unfunny shit.

>>1648940
*injures arm*
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

Go home
Take a shower
Get a clue

>>1648940
How come no one ever complains about Big Show beating Hogan for the WCW Title on his first match?
>inb4 he's beeg

>>1648938
Like hell, if 2k knew storylines and upcoming superstars in advance their games wouldn't be so outdated on release

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Which mean's Santana is going to be on Smackdown?

How the fuck is my dick supposed to handle Santana, Eva Marie and Nikki on one show?

>>1648915
These guys are arguably the two best performers in the company right now. Also they could easily work this into a retirement match for Jericho at Mania if he wanted to hang up the boots.

theres more than 30 people on ASP?

>>1648989
>Lesnar best performer
How?Showing up after 4 months(after having worst match at WM 32 ever) squashing Randy Orton with few suplexes and 2 actual elbows and so garbage ending,Orton selling in a pool of his own blood and Lesnar winning by TKO(how is that even possible in WWE?)?Or Heyman saying that he's the beast bla bla bla or Lesnar himself telling Heath Slater that he doesn't give a shit about his kids?
Ooooorrrr that he doesn't give a fuck about wrestling(WWE) and only wants the money?

Seth Rollings > Edge

>>1648897
Seth Rollins is the worst of all time

>>1648897
>Seth "the Jew" Rollins
Crossfit Judas

You now remember Foley's creepy Melina obsession.

>>1648836
>grown man likes women


BREAKING NEWS

Well Foley wants to fuck his daughter so it makes sense.

>>1648827
It was a MemeXT crowd

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>>1648827

Typical Rawtist crowd.

>>1648827
It was kinda shitty. I mean,he hasn't done anything great in the WWE whatsoever.
He's just been booked protectively in NXT and marks fell for it.

>>1648792
le boring demon of kicks never had a chance to begin with
His injury is Raw's life support.
Smackdown still the A-Show tho

>>1648795

>le potato demon messiah is done.

Smacklads confirmed based.

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>>1648792
>Cuckdown

>>1648771
Because he makes a lot of fucking money.
Seriously how old are you?

>>1648773
Can easily make more elsewhere

>>1648774
Not as reliably.