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Okay people.
I've been lurking here for quite awhile. I'm sick of all of the CM Punk threads. He's not going to get destroyed in his fight. Win or lose, he's living his dream which is more than any of you fartknockers can say about yourselves.
He's rich, he's got a smoking hot wife, he's got other prospects outside of wrestling. He's someone who says he's going to do something, and he goes out and does it. You have to respect that. But you won't, because you don't even respect yourselves. It's sad.
If he wins, you people will complain saying it's fixed. If he loses, you talk shit and make fun of him. Meanwhile he could kick any of your asses.
Win or lose, on September 10th I will be rooting for CM Punk (which is his name, don't call him Phil. You don't know him personally). And no matter the result I will be proud of him. A true underdog story. Respect.
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>>1723458
Go to bed Phil.
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Start praying, phil
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LIFE IS A MYSTERY
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>>1723449
EVERYONE MUST STAND ALONE
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I HEAR YOUR CALL MY NAME
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AND IT FEELS.......LIKE......HOME
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Okay carter. Seriously. Can we have /asp/ without you shitting wrestling all over?
Martial art thread I guess. Hot girl edition. Have you ever trained with a girl? did you cop a feel? did she beat your ass?
>I started a chinese style for a while for health and karate chops.
>Doing push hands with a partner, small cute with a nice chest.
>She pushes me to the wall. I wanted to show her how to push and hit where the lungs are.
>I go for the ribs, and then cop a total feel on accident
>Her breasts were a lot bigger than I thought. She blushes and covers her chest.
It was pretty great...
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>>1723438
Fuck off nigger, /ASP/ is for wrasslin', not that gay ass jackie chan bullshit.
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Have sex you fucking pleb
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>Can we have /asp/ without you shitting wrestling all over?
What did he mean by this?
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>only 3 weeks to build to PPV
>only 6 matches on PPV
>one is a squash match featuring a jobber
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>it's this same seething Rawtist with only the one pic again
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>the state of smackdown
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>>1723407
I'm a Smacklad though
I'm a little worried, Felipe didn't look too awful in his last training session. W-what if he wins? How will I ever recover?
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Phil loses, we run the Philcucks from this board.
Phil wins, we run /sp/ from their own board.
Either way we win. Just sit back relax and wait for your orders anon.
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>>1723307
This
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>>1723299
He would never let us down
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>Post your personal favorite top 10 wrestlers of all time.
1. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
2. The Undertaker
3. Kane
4. Cactus Jack
5. Chris Benoit
6. AJ Styles
7. Triple H
8. Shawn Michaels
9. "Macho Man" Randy Savage
10. The Rock
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1. Dean Ambrose
2. Sami Zayn
3. Kevin Owens
4. Seth Rollins
5. Roman Reigns
6. Daniel Bryan
7. ZSJ
8. Sasha Banks
9. Bayley
10. Paige
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>>1723221
1. Shawn Michaels
2. SCSA
3. Randy Savage
4. Ric Flair (but his stock goes down with every return)
5. Edge
6. Jericho (but his stock goes up with every return)
7. Kevin Owens
8. Eddie Guerrero
9. [redacted]
10. CHRISTIAN or Mick Foley or Steve Blackman
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1. Hulk Hogan
2. Scott Steiner
3. Chris Benoit
4. Chris Jericho
5. Kevin Nash
6. Jeff Hardy
7. Diamond Dallas Page
8. The Rock
9. Owen Hart
10. AJ Styles
Mickey Gall is very good, like he said in Evolution of Punk, he's been doing this for 7 years meanwhile Phil has just started. Gall is gonna wipe the floor with Punk and if ya think otherwise ya must be retarded.
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>>1723204
Hi Mickey!
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>>1723205
Hi Phil!
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Mickey beats up amateurs
Punk trains with professional fighters and champs like Woodley and Pettis
Which promotion has the worst fans, /asp/?
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Any promotion with fans
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All of them. Wrestling fans are cancer
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czw
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http://whatculture.com/top-ten-greatest-wrestlers-of-all-time
Time to destroy this smarkfest of a poll, post your best.
Pic Related is my #1
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if you're going to rig a poll make it fucking noteworthy like that jobber who doesn't have a chin or barry harrowitz or something
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So what are your thoughts on this
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Emo fighter? Not a chance.
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>>1723145
didn't even know it was a thing.
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>>1723147
Hi Mickey!
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lasLroVsmNI
I climbed a big ass tower and need my Bros tips on my technique
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Do a Swanton
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Do a frog splash
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I got a tip
Have sex
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2020
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Fucking never
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never but they will talk about him when he's in the wrestling observer hall of fame
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NXT Discussion: All these Virgin fans at Full Sail
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>Shane Thorne and Nick Miller defeated Team CWC (Ariya Daivari and Anthony Nese)
Good match. wrong team won. I thought the whole point of bringing the Cruiserweight Division back is to make them look like stars so why are they losing to nothing nobody losers like these two vanilla twinks. Thorne and Miller are 2016's version of Marty Jannetty & Leif Cassidy; The New Rockers.
>Ember Moon defeated Leah Vaughan. She is the current PWA Women’s Elite Champion, XBW Bombshells Champion, and the alleged Queen of the Ring...her Wikipedia picture also makes her look like a gross meth addict.
>Austin Aries defeated Andrade "Cien" Almas via Submission
I dunno why this match didn't just close the show because this felt like the last match of the taping. Why are all these Morbidly Obese Virgin Faggots shittalking Austin? Almas is a fucking failure and he should be jobbing in every match that he's in.
>Shinsuke Nakamura defeated Steve Cutler
Who fucking booked this shit last? I don't fucking care if Nakamura is the World Champion if Nakamura is going last you fucking give him a real opponent not these shitty jobbers that have been in Developmental for years now and haven't improved at fucking all. Fuck NXT and its shitty trainers.
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>Asuka's match moved to next week
Fuck you gaytch
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>>1723098
That match has been delayed twice
Hell the Ember Moon/Asuka match never made TV
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any clues in regards to takeover toronto card yet?
I think I've secured some sweet seats
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Why is it that smarks make fun of Reigns and Corbin for having a little gut but when someone makes fun of KO for looking pregnant they sperg out?
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>>1723083
KO isn't presented as a muscular god, and he has the cardio to put on 20+ minute matches while the others are running on empty after 5 minutes despite looking "fit."
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KO has been a known fatass forever. Roman and Corbin are supposed to be huge mastodons that Vince fingers his asshole and jerks off to
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>>1723090
Since when are Roman and Baron Corbin presented as "muscular gods"
So his fanbase is entirely made up of fat neckbeard smarks right?
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>>1722991
I'm sure there's a few skeletons who wish they could break the 100 pound barrier too.
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>>1722991
Absolutely. I have a friend who loves KO, Balor, and Sasha and he was disqualified from the army for his weight
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>>1723327
Any male who owns a female wrestler's shirt should be castrated.