Take a bump /asp/
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>>1722884
gain female companionship
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>>1723259
The diving headbutt is really the worst fucking move ever. Why would you ever do that to your brain?
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KEVIN LOWENS SHOW RATINGS
>HOUR 1 3.350
>HOUR 2 3.066
>HOUR 3 2.792
RAWTISTS BTFO
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>i-it was Roman's fault. h-he showed up for 2 seconds at the end and drove viewers away
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>>1722834
>announce to the world, Raw is now "The Kevin Owen's Show"
>The world changes the channel
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>>1722851
If it was the big dog show or the sexy ass lottery show it would draw brother
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''Mastodons''
These two need to hit the gym, because skinny fat doesn't qualify as mastodon.
Roman is 6'3, basically a midget that isn't flippy, nor charismatic, nor technical. Basically worthless.
The only legit mastodon WWE has for the future right now is Braun Strawman
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so Goldberg isn't a mastodon? kys retarded faggot
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>7 feet tall
>under 300lbs
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>>1722785
6'4
He barely makes the cut because of muscle mass.
Mastodon is 6'6
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BASED SHOW WORKING MIDGET-LOVING SMARKS
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>No one under shirt size 3X wears this
What did they mean by this?
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all of those guys are based except for braun strowman. fuck braun, so fucking bad
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Did the bigshow drop 100 pounds?
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ITT wrestlers who are 100% heterosexual and have no sexual attraction whatsoever to other members of the same sex
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>post yfw this is true because AJ is a die-hard Christian and had spoken against gays before on TNA back in the day
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THE AJ COMMUNITY?!?!
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BTFO
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BASED JERIGOAT
LITERALLY EVERY LEGEND SUPPORTS ROMAN REIGNS
SMARKS BTFO
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REDDIT BTFO
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>>1722618
>Jericho getting worked by the smarks
Embarrassing.
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> be me
> be 2020
> America has become an SJW filled cuckhole where triggering someone is illegal and anyone without at least 700 pounds of fat on them is most likely going to get arrested for "offensive content" as well as "fat shaming".
> Every one was so busy campaigning for Cuckstein that they actually forgot to vote for him
> Decide to go to white house for speech of new president
> Scott Steiner is elected president
> Inauguration day comes in
> Presidential starts to play
> Suddenly...
> "CUT THE MUSIC"
> This large muscular man comes to the podium with no T-shirt, nothing but a chain-mail head dress and some tights
> Whole crowd is stunned, feminists are pissing their pants, they don't know what's going on
> "GIMME THE FUCKING MIC"
> A slight "uh-oh" comes from the crowd
> "SEE WHEN I COME RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, ALL MY HOOCHES COME AROUND VOTING FOR ME"
> "MY FIRST ORDER PERTAINS TO CANADA, OR AS IT WILL NOW BE CLASSIFIED, "MEXICO NORTH"
> "WE'RE GONNA BUILD A HUGE WALL TO KEEP THOSE ASSHOLE CANADIANS OUT"
> "ALL YOU WHITE TRASH WILL BE FORCED TO GO A TO A HIGHLY EDUCATED UNIVERSITY, SO I DON'T HAVE TO DUMB MYSELF DOWN."
> his Vice President, Mr Bagwell tries to calm him down but to no avail
> "LADIES ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND PUT YOUR ASS OUT, AND THE DADDY WILL MAKE YOU PASS OUT"
> Feminists try to resist doing it but ultimately fail
> begins talking trash about DDP's wife
> Proceeds to spend the rest of the time shooting on Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan
> " AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME, THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY"
> whole country is then forced to watch his Work-out.
> WWE is sued for making shitty wrestling
> WCW is restored
> Professional Wrestling is now an olympic sport where only Canada is not allowed to participate
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>>1722534
11/10 would read again. Trump will win, Steiner for VP in 2020
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>>1722534
nice, copy pasta
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>>1722539
Steiner is second to no man
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>le soccer mom hair XD
Can this retarded Reddit meme stop already? At least BMAJ isn't an insecure, balding faggot whose hairline is receding so badly that he has to wear bangs as a grown man to hide it.
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>Carter SEETHING
It's alright, AJ got destroyed but at least ya have Jasethy
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Cuckbrose marks don't want none
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>>1722513
You seem, like, super intense brah. Maybe just chill out....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFrmapGCuhs
We're going to have this autoplay on the board once punk gets his shit pushed in right?
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Nope, we're going to have this autoplay when the GOAT squashes this jabroni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0
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>>1722468
Hi Mickey!
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Why does he refuse to do even one oblique crunch?
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Wrestling Feels Thread 2016-09-07 23:08:58 Post No.1722447
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Post those feels
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I think the blue meanie needs to have sex
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>>1722447
shower
weights
clue
you fat bastard
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>>1722447
Damn i hate when you get that reminiscing about depressing shit weed buzz.
apart from honky tonk man (hogan fucked his wife in kayfabe), who are some other wrestlers with cuckold gimmick?
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probably macho man randy savage, hogan fucked his wife too but not in kayfabe
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kurt angle
matt hardy
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Kurt Angle literally wrestled for the custody of his kids.
Who /UCE/ here?
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kind of started to like them because of up up down down
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WHEN WE SAY "HAVE" Y'ALL SAY "SEX"
HAVE
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It gets confusing when it's Uso vs Uso
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SAVE_US.RUSSO
I know you're reading this. Blackmail Vince and Gaytch, and get that head booking and writing job, you slob.
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I support Wince Rousseau effort to keep gay GLT movement out of wrestling and bring back woman vvrestling that is for real mans...
Even though he look like Arab... Who they have invade my country so many time... I forgive you as long as you support true Sex Warriors to be Champioun... I hope you are vill be reading this Wince Rousseau .
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>>1722386
Maybe next time they'll get you huh?
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Vince has nice feet.
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Wrestlers looking their best. 2016-09-07 22:30:27 Post No.1722361
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Wrestlers looking their best.
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Post more examples.
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>>1722361
You first
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>>1722368
Hi Paul!
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>As seen on Tuesday’s episode of SmackDown Live, The American Alpha were involved in an injury angle where Chad Gable was beaten up by The Usos to the point where he “suffered” an injury. Daniel Bryan would announce on Talking Smack that American Alpha would be removed from the finals in the tag team tournament at Backlash and The Usos would face the Hype Bros at the event. The winner of that bout would then move on to face Heath Slater and Rhino in the finals.
>It’s being speculated that this angle was done so that The Usos could leave Backlash as the new WWE SmackDown Tag Team Champions. The idea is to have a top heel tag team (Usos) being chased by a top babyface tag team (American Alpha or Slater & Rhino) coming out of Backlash.
Fucking REEEEE. The Uso's ruin everything.
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>>1722345
>implying based Heath Bar and Spider-Man's Rhyno aren't winning anyways
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>usos saving the dogshit smackdown tag division and breaking the worlds greenest tag team who gets 0 pops' legs
Apologize
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Heath Slater is the only tag-team that matters in WWE.