>Wake up tmrw >You're Vinnie Mac What do you do?

Turn over the company to Shane
Retire in peace

>>1770049
Based. Unless Shane fucks off again and hands it over to Stephanie.

sign broken matt hardy to a 5 million dollar deal and have him jump the barrier next week during the main event and kill everybody in the ring and then cut a 10 minute promo.

i would then give him the strap the week after by beating KO in 8 seconds.

Fire every single indie midget that is killing the business. Axe murder Triple Gay, rape my daughter to fill her back up with McMahon genes, then hand over the company to John Cena and Christian and Chris Jericho

>>1770044
I call up CM Punk and tell him he's going to main event the next wrestlemania.

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>>1770044
>give Roman a losing streak up until june of 2018, let HHH handle all of Raw
>let Bryan wrestle again, on smackdown while still being the GM
>Bryan takes the belt from Styles, feuds with AJ/BMJ for the rest of the year
>CM Punk is entrant #30 in the Royal Rumble and wins the damn thing
>Punk vs Bryan at Wrestlemania
>enjoy /asp/'s asshurt

Call my own cellphone and see if we switched bodies. If we did, begin a long, convoluted scheme where I run a 750-million dollar corporation in Vince's stead and he tries to make it as an administrative assistant at a small local business.

It will only be the fourth most insane thing to happen to Vince in his lifetime.

>>1770086
congratulations! your company is dead

>>1770061
>Jericho
>Christian

If they were debuting today you would be calling them indie midgets.

>>1770086
Glorious.

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Make out with Cathy Kelley again. For those who don't know, that's how she got her job in WWE, some kissing and a quick handjob

>>1770086
>>enjoy /asp/'s asshurt

/asp/ would be laughing to the fucking ends at how you remarkably killed your own company in spectacular fashion

>>1770086
You are now going to be sued by bri for killing Bryan in his first match back

>>1770101
I think he means Cruiserweight Classic tier. Seriously that shit is going to kill Raw

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>>1770099
>putting on the show paying fans have asked for

That'd never work.

>>1770106
Yeah, how dare they take out time needed for Strowman squashes!

>>1770044
Beg CM Punk to come back.

>>1770102
Tell us more.

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>>1770099
>>1770104
It's Vince's company, what do I care?

>that moment of despair when every mark, smark and anti-smark on this board realizes they have to jump ship
>to TNA, RoH, LU, NJPW or the indies

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>>1770109
Congratulations! The Rock never existed and your company died in 2003!

>>1770114
everyone will turn to UFC

>>1770116
If the WWF kept with The New Generation it's honestly unlikely that they would've made it to the 21st century

>start screaming
>never stop

>>1770114
>they have to jump ship to TNA, RoH, LU, NJPW or the indies

No. >>1770117 is right. Those promotions only exist because of excess WWE smarks.

>>1770044
- Stop pushing indie golden boys.
- Fired the creative staff and keep Steph far away from writing
- adopt more realistic MMA inspired presentation

>>1770117
>paying to watch either 1 min matches or 15 min borefests
The only draw power ufc has is it's authenticity, but they're about to lose that.

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id have a threesome with My Blissfu and Legit Boss Sasha Banks, while I make Becketty watch from the corner like a loser

>>1770101
>Jericho
>been on TV for years, entertaining as fuck
>indie midget

>Christian
>smarks: "who?"
>indie midget

Raw:
>Turn Seth full babyface, have him cut a promo where he apologizes for all his shitty behavior, including Balor, Sting, Cena, Edge, Roman and Dean. When he gets to Lesnar, he starts to apologize for stealing Brock's title with his cash-in, pauses, tells Brock to go fuck himself instead and calls him a misanthropic, roided up part-timer asshole.
>Start building Seth as your top babyface immediately so he can go over Brock, either at WM33 or WM34. Continue his feud with Owens.
>Either turn Roman heel or have Seth and Roman (SLOWLY) become friends again and have Seth/Roman and JeriKO fight across the main event and the tag scene.
>Send either Cesaro or Zayn to SmackDown. Put the other in the Main Event.
>Put Neville in a program with Rusev. Have him go over and get the US Championship at some point.

SmackDown
>If Bryan can go, have him do a One Last Match program with Miz, Bryan wins the IC Title and retires on his own terms in the same arena Sheamus kicked his head off, gives up the title on SmackDown the next Tuesday, starts a tournament for it to give lots of SmackDown's midcarders a chance to shine.
>If Bryan can't go, he signs Joe to SmackDown after Survivor Series and have him beat the Miz for the IC Title. Bryan's initially happy, but Joe proves to be impossible to control and the situation completely collapses and Joe is just beating the shit out of the SmackDown roster. Give Joe a monster run with the IC Title for a while.
>Undertaker returns to SmackDown, leading to Taker vs. Cena at WM33.
>Push Luke Harper once he's back.
>Throw money at Kota Ibushi.
>Just, like. Lots and lots and lots of money.
>If he says no, throw more.
>Ricochet too.

>>1770123
>Those promotions only exist because of excess WWE smarks.

New Japan only exists because of excess WWE smarks?

Are you stupid?

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>>1770134
>Jericho not an indie midget

18+

I would honestly just do something stupid like go on spending sprees.

>>1770113
There was an animated clip of her doing it on >>>/r/

>>1770129
>not having to have sex with a 70+ year old man
>losing
You have some odd perceptions friend.

>>1770157
>doesnt know what indie is

18+

>>1770129
>Becketty Loser
Becky Lynch is the biggest star in the Women's division. And she's geniuenly over without peer pressure or hype unlike Sasha Banks

>>1770173
>ECW wasn't indie as fuck
12+

>>1770157
>ddp yoga has gotten me into the best shape of my life

What a lying fug

>>1770176
>syndicated program
>indie
>every little jimmy didnt jack it to francine

18+

>>1770175
>biggest star in the Women'
same as being the smartest retard tbqhfamalam

>>1770173
>ECW not literally the most independent promotion ever

>>1770178
>syndicated program

So does ROH

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fuck someone.
give Seth Rollins the world title and a contract clause that won't let him drop it for the next 600 days

>>1770183
ROH took 10 years to get syndication

18+

learn what indie means

>>1770201
>2002-2009
>10 years

>learn what indie means

Already did. When are you catching up?

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>>1770113
Pretty obvious which board did this

>>1770339
Sause? Any version without the two Samoan heads?

>>1770339
woo?

>>1770358
>>1770339
Either /tv/ or /g/

>>1770339
what the fuck lad

>>1770044

Plow Stephanie in front of Hunter like I normally do. Make Linda clean it up with her tongue like she always does.

>>1770358
>>1770339
>>1770369
I'm pretty sure that's by The Creep who is a 4chan fanatic, so much that he throws tantrums and cries like a bitch if you post his stuff on any other site

>>1770044
sell everything and put the money in my actual bank account.

>>1770044
Go work out.
Think of ways to get Roman over.
Think of new fart jokes to make Anderson and Gallows use.

>>1770044
Offer to put indies on the WWE network and slowly turn WWE into the modern NWA.

>>1771227
Pretty sure WWE tried it at one point and every company was like: "fuck no, we'd rather make our own money".

>>1771231
>We will put your tapes on our network consumed by millions of people each day for free
>We will send you global stars known around the world to increase your exposure
>No

>>1771236
>for free
>free

Keyword.

>>1770044
Write myself into an incest angle with Steph.

>>1770134
>From 1990 to 96 Jericho built his career in Canada, Mexico, Europe and especially Japan
>Got over on his innovative for the time fast and flippy style of wrestling
>Is billed 6 feet despite clearly being shorter than that
>But he's not an indie midget because I like him
I hope you see the hypocrisy of your ways and turn your life around, Anon. God bless.

>>1770136
>he signs Joe to SmackDown after Survivor Series and have him beat the Miz for the IC Title. Bryan's initially happy, but Joe proves to be impossible to control and the situation completely collapses and Joe is just beating the shit out of the SmackDown roster.
I love it, I'd have an established star like Randy Orton beat Joe at Wrestlemania. It would be a good way to elevate the belt.

>>1771310
>I'd have an established star like Randy Orton beat Joe at Wrestlemania.

disgoostin'.

>It would be a good way to elevate the belt.

No, it wouldn't.

>implying Orton would survive Joe Samoa-in' him down

>>1771310
>Build a monster
>Established star is the one to do him in
Is that you, whoever booked Cena breaking Rusev's undefeated streak and Del Rio ending the US Open Challenge?

>>1771318
>whoever

You know who it was.

Bang the womens division and promise them a push. Then hand over the company to Shane and HHH and proceed to die.

>>1771325
Handing the company over to Shane & HHH would make good on your promise, tho.

>>1771325
This is literally what Vince is already doing right now.

>>1771328
Which is fine by me, I'll be dead.

>>1771339
All the more reason for me to get in on it.

>>1770044
Check my Cell for those sweet Steph nudes

>>1770166
Whores LOVE to have sex with rich, powerful man, age doesnt matter nearly as much as you think, especially when the old man is jacked and fit. I bet you the divas get wet at the very sight of Vinny Mac. Power is an aphrodisiac. You wouldnt know that though, since youre a beta manlet who doesnt even have power over himself

>>1771414
Keep your fetish to yourself.

Fuck Linda (gilfs are my fetish and I've been obsessed with her since about 2001)
Fuck Stephanie (you know this happens)
Release the Macho/Stephanie sex tape online
Announce on live TV that Benoit was innocent and framed by Sullivan
Watch as WWE stock plummets
Blow my brains out on live TV, after changing my will to give everything to Daniel Bryan

I reboot the company

starting with Wrestlemania 1 again in 2017

this time it'll be done right

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>>1771433

>>1771433
>anti-smarklet cuccs still worked by The GOAT

How does he keep doing it?