So I haven't watch pro wrestling in like a decade. Why is everyone now like 5'7", and doing gymnastics?
>>1797276
Because everyone stopped watching once WWE went PG. Now only nerdy redditors/WEWTIST watch it and try to force Vince to push guys that look like them.
>>1797283
this
>>1797283
Basically. I miss roids and coke.
filename thread ill start
>Also literally the most overrated Diva in the company
>>1797230
I literally hate this faggot
>>1797230
Does Haitch actually like all of these vanilla midgets and wymyns wrasslin or is he just trying to get himself over?
He likes the wymin because he is a B+ player that only has daughters but the rest is trying and failing to get over
>>1797154
Yes and no
He likes them because they don't intimidate him but he honestly is also trying to get himself over this way since he has never been popular with fans
Someone needs to make a sign and sneak it into a raw with that pic
Did you ever notice no women who resemble Stephanie are allowed to work in the WWE?
>>1797125
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Are >we talking pre-HHH'd Stephanie, or post?
>>1797144
It's a bad thing since it means some women who have potential to be good additions to the roster would never have a chance.
>>1797125
Those are some lovely heels
I can confirm from my source inside the E Network that they'll be featuring a sex scene between Lana & Rusev in order to boost ratings this upcoming season on Total Divas.
>>1797089
Can you also confirm rumours of you being a raging homosexual as well OP?
>>1797105
Op here. Yes those rumors are true. I also need to gain height, hit the weights, get a clue and take a shower
>>1797112
And have sex
>implying this isn't the best non-WWE wrestling video game
>implying it's even a wrestling game
>>1797081
>implying it's not a wrestling game
>Made 500 gadgets
>Never drew a dime
>>1797046
That exactly.
https://youtu.be/qBuKSZ7ROHA
Nothing
They made WM19 a "digital cable only" PPV which means if you had regular cable you couldn't buy the PPV. Nobody failed to draw besides WWE themselves
hey lads, /tv/ here. i havent watched wrestling since 2005. is pic related still wrestling? he was one of my favorite technical wrestlers and i wanna see if hes still got those killer moves.
>hahahah! It's funny, because he said "Killer moves"!!!
>Hahahahaha!
>>1796952
what? i dont understand.
>>1796952
Please stop bullying, this is a SFW board.
You'd assume he was, but nobody talks about it
Couldn't draw black men to his hot white daughter
Yes, that infamous Nitro spoiler is proof enough of that. As well as that segment with him and the Rock being one of the biggest ratings the WWE has hit.
I believe he was a draw. Mick Foley has been on magazine covers and was always lined up alongside Rock and Austin as one of the AE greats. His underdog storyline was a draw, his "this is your life" segment with Rock was a huge draw for television as a whole, and his title win was a draw for wrestling fans all over.
What's his appeal?
>skinny-fat nice guy who's just happy to be there
>cringe on the mic, only good promo being his retirement speech
>No character (he's the yes man?)
>classic underdog that totally hasn't been done a million times
>kick, rest hold, kick kick kick, flying goat, submission, kick kick kick kick, submission
The only reason I can think of is his rise from the indies which most people don't know about or the yes chant/storyline he was fed.
Maybe modern fans are easily amused.
Smarks these beta nu male manlets because they remind them of themselves
My only hope is that you're being intentionally obtuse in a vain attempt to cast out bait.
>>1796899
like*
I have a question for you /asp/. Why do you guys care so much about who draws money and who doesn't? I mean none of you guys are bookers, none of you guys are investors, none of you have any stake in wrestling whatsoever. You are merely fans, and from a fan's point of view shouldn't the only thing you care about is who you enjoy seeing or not? Shouldn't a fan only concern himself on whether he's entertained by the product or not? Why the hell would a fan care if a certain wrestler is making the company money or not? It's literally none of your business.
Because that is how you judge who is the best in the Wrestling Business.
Look at the adjective: THE.
>>1796890
"Is he a draw" threads are shitposting and you should just ignore them, draws are simple to find and identify, people just like saying stupid shit
>/asp/ says manlets can't draw
>The most popular wrestler this decade was a manlet
???
Reminder that Bryan had the highest-rated segments of RAWafterMania30 meaning he outdrew Lesnar & Hogan in the same night.
GOAT
>>1796797
That ended up retiring after finally given a push, this proving that manlets are weak and shouldn't be trusted with main event pushes
>>1796874
Ah, yes, because no wrestler big enough for you to whack off to has ever retired from injury...
How do we fix wrestling guys?
Personally I say let the smarks ruin WWE more until it crumbles. WM30 was the start of le Indy darling manlet in the main event agenda. They can have fat fuck KO and Snori Zayne every day and choke on it. Let TNA be the main company, Billy Corgan Seems to be running things just fine.
>company that made AJ Styles a star
>>1796779
No you doofus, the only thing that is going to elevate TNA beyond WWE in any existence is Matt Hardy and his meme matches.
You're totally right about Bryan and the indy darlings taking a spotlight, but what they need to do is go back to giving their tougher guys the spotlight, they're more physically appealing and are more convincing for cool spots like breaking tables. Take people like Dolph and Nakamura out of the title scene.
Some indieshitters are okay in my book though, but they shouldn't be squabbling with The Miz (who is the only proper heel at the moment, but I think this shoot rant on Bryan is making smarks fall for him too.) for the IC title or the US title, leave the heavyweight division to those who actually look convincing as a strong man.
>>1796785
Nakamura & Ziggler are some of the most legit guys on the roster you dumb heightmark.
https://youtu.be/2zWRGp_cghc
Holy shit based Kozlov
Seems like a pretty cool guy
>>1796776
based
>>1796776
He looks like the son of Zack Ryder and fucking keemstar, kek
This guy looks like a million bucks. Going into the future, would WWE be interested in doing a showcase like ROH and NJPW did? It would certainly broaden their horizon with viewership as well. Simply being "the top of the mountain" in terms of a pro wrestling promotion and remaining to be closed off from other promotions is really only like, shooting yourself in the foot over time. And at some point, the fans would even see that they're getting desperate for higher ratings and more viewers.
Here's a fun little factoid: back in 2003 when Tanahashi was going on a training excursion, he was considering going to WWE and groundwork for the deal was founded.
And then Laurinaitis signed Kenzo F'n Suzuki instead.
>>1796726
>Million bucks
He doesn't even look like 20 yen
>>1796735
Wow, I had no idea. I don't think he would've been as big as he is now if he stayed with WWE though