>2 fucking years
Wasnt he out for over a year with multiple injuries so it was really only like a couple months of actual training?
>that fucking gallop
I don't watch UFC but Mickey reflexes and speed seem pretty good
>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
>Fat, slow womanlet
>Weak
>Doesn't lift
>Flat all over
>Shit hair
>Derpy eyes
>Oompa loompa skin
>Can't talk properly
>Has brain damage
>Drugged out whore
>Deaf
>Feminist
>Jobber to the stars, never done anything impressive
>Was part of the worst storyline in WWE history
>Will never draw a penny
>Sloppy, botched in her first Wrestlemania match
>Worst suplexes of all time
>Worst armbar of all time
>Cucked by Bayley
>Cucked by Albert
>Autistic social retard
>Everything about her is cringe inducing
>Dates manlets, the only men pathetic enough to give her attention
>Irrelevant and liked only by beta virgins
>Will be forgotten in 5 years
>Will always be B+ to Sasha's A+
KEK
Change Sasha to Bliss
>>1795348
>Sasha A+
gain height
>tfw still four days until SmackDown
>>1795341
that picture is how i feel everyday just hoping i die in my sleep
>>1795350
A rare moment of honesty from Carter
>>1795366
Stop exposing Carter
>GOAT
>Biggest Draw ever
>Designed the best selling T shirt of all time
>Came up with his own gimmick after WWF give him the ringmaster
>Face of the biggest wrestling boom the world will ever see
>Got divorced three times but kept all his money
>Took the belt of Shawn "record low ratings" Michaels and saved the company
>God tier mic worker
>Wrestled in the best match in Wrestlemania history
>Surpassed Hogan after being fired by WCW
>So good he managed to get Dude Love over
>So good he managed to get Rocky Malvia over
>So good he managed to get HHH over
>Made being bald cool
>Greatest WWF champion of all time
>Works the smarks
>Works the marks
>Works the anti-smarks
>Got the biggest pop at WM 32
>Headlined the greatest Wrestlemania in history
>Wrestled in the highest rated Raw segment in history
>Headlined the most bought summerslam ever
>Carried Invasion 2001 to 700k buys
>Had the balls to tell Vince to go fuck himself and took his ball home
>Vince begged him to come back months later
>One time he carried Brian Pillman to a world championship
>Worked Jeff Jarret
>Worked Billy Gunn
>Worked Road Dog
>Worked Debras skull
>Net worth is over $45 million
>Good friends with The Rock
>Good friends with Kevin Nash
>Exposed Dean Ambrose
>Exposed CM Punk
>Hosts his own network podcast and says what he wants without any fear
You forgot
>bought into the divashit meme
Everything else is now invalidated
Does anyone else believe if Owen had not of spiked piledriven him to early retirement he would be the GOAT in terms of ring ability? I swear, getting his neck broken nearly cut 95% of his ring ability. He was that damn good in the ring.
>>1795302
>this shit meme
18+
https://m.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/546d7d/im_mickey_gall_ufc_fighter_ama/?utm_source=mweb_redirect&compact=false
MICKEY IS DOING AN AMA
>betraying us for reddit
;_;
>>1795287
How's this match gonna go down when it happens at WM next year lads?
Cena kinda looks like Mickey Gall...
Spooky
Cena will put the Dead Man to rest (as it should be), and he'll get the biggest pop of the night (as it should be).
No one cares because no streak anymore
"...and now I've seen it all, done it all, and defeated it all. It's time for my last ride. At Wrestlemania, I will officially announce my retireme-"
*lights go out*
*CAW*
Would you mark?
They are too fucking old
>>1795203
Nobody cares anymore, Haitch already ruined that dream match
I'd mark like a fucking ADHD ridden dyspraxic 12 year old
Id like to see Roman Reigns vs Undertaker for the Universal Championship at next Wrestlemania. I think it'd be great!
What are ya thoughts?
Sure, why not
>>1794986
>>1795093
>this is his life
>>1795197
>implying that not every match with Roman is great
>The boys have been there for six years, they rapidly broke into people’s homes, and Uso became a household face and name and so forth
>Uso
>household name
>>1795193
actually whom?
>>1795193
>they rapidly broke into people’s homes
Damn island niggers stole my VCR.
>>1795193
THIS IS WRESTLING *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>Highest rated title reign of all time
>Highest drawing segment of all time
>Main Evented the two highest drawing non-Wrestlemana shows of all time
>6th biggest WWE draw ever (Meltzer)
>6th biggest draw of the 90s (Meltzer)
>Biggest non gook draw of 1997 (Meltzer)
Why is he such a big draw, phams?
>>1795150
Hulk Hogan for edgelords
>>1795150
> the undercarder
> a draw
> le meltz
>>1795150
> Meltz
>Reigns is the biggest draw on the roster
Fact
>Reigns is the most skilled wrestler on the roster
Fact
>Reigns has the best look on the roster
Fact
>Reigns will be the top guy in 10 years
Fact
>Reigns will break Flairs record before Cena does
Fact
>Reigns is god tier on the mic
Fact
>Reigns gets the most ring rats
Fact
>Reigns makes smarks SEETH with rage and jealousy with his alpha personality and 10/10 looks
Fact
>Reigns has and will beat your favourite wrestler (belee dat)
Fact
>>1795093
>Reigns is the biggest draw on the roster
Proof please? Where are the numbers to back up your claim? Or do you even know what draw means?
>>1795108
>Dave Metlzer reported that a recent houseshow starring Reigns and Lesnar drew 12,480 fans meanwhile 2 weeks ago a house show without Reigns drew just 5,850
I don't get the hate personally.
He doesn't have the best charisma ever but he's not shit.
I only started watching again after like 14 years at SummerSlam last year.
To be fair there's not many people on either Raw or Smackdown that I particularly like.
wtf I love Noelle Foley now
Does mick watch?
I'd pay to see them run a train on her
NEW
DAY KEKS
GOAT
>>1794974
>literally the god of lucha
>one of the biggest draws ever
>simple but terrific mask
>responsible for some of the comfiest movies ever
RIP based saint
>>1794974
Literally who?
>>1795033
man, the greatest Luchador ever, El Santo!
also check em
What did Dave 'One Man Klan' Meltzer mean by this?
lmao is this shit real?
>>1794969
based Meltz, working the googles
>>1794979
Yes, he deleted it after SJW backlash
I really hope WWE signs this man, hes such a good enhancement talent and dare I say it, has championship potential like Heath Slater. The crowd sympathizes with him and supports him 100%.
>>1794950
>smarks reject everything that isn't james ellsworth to be ironic and stick it to the company and yes chant him into headlining wrestlemania
history always repeats itself. show vince how awesome you are guys!!! i'm sure it won't kill the business or anything!
>>1794961
Nah hed be great in lower-mid card. Put the intercontinental title on him and have him always retain because his opponent would keep injuring him b4 matches
>>1794961
>implying beloved jobbers aren't needed now more than ever