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you know you make me wanna shout

it's the Big Show


AND JERICHO

IT'S THE BIG GUY

>>1792293
Hey!

That's not Becky Lynch!

This thread is a phoney!

>>1792293
100% certain

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>>1792293
I worked for an event management company, we had an event in L.A. I was assigned to assist the guest from their cars to wherever they want to go while instructing a valet to take their car to parking. From the venue entrance this car comes in full swing. This tall red head comes out with enormous attitude. It's Natalie fucking Coyle a.k.a Eva Marie, she walks up to me and hands over the key to the valet besides me. I ask her, "Mrs Coyle who would you like to meet first?" She responds "I don't know, you tell me?"
Seriously... what kind of response was that? I didn't know who to direct her to. She keeps looking at me with a cold stare. I start to feel a chill, I quickly say "Mrs Coyle should I direct you to the Food and Bar counter instead? So you can decide who to meet from there." She responds "Well, what do you think?" she continues to stare cold as a gorgon, it's like I'm turning to stone. I tried to break the ice by telling a joke "Looking back, Kel’s orange soda fetish is kind of weird. Wonder what his FANTAsies were?" *nervous laugh* She actually responds "I don't know, what were they?" I was taken back! I told her I was telling a joke and it wasn't really a question. She responds "Oh that's nice"
I look into her cold icy eyes, the world around me blacks out. I'm telling you anon there is no soul in her body, her blood is an arctic river. I start to feel upset, annoyed, suffocated, angry, depressed all at the same time. I am contemplating suicide. I look down and slowly tears fall from my eyes, am I crying?

She suddenly says "I think I'll go freshen up" and proceeds to walk inside as I stay still with my head down. I then hear her footsteps stop "BTW what's your name?" I respond in my now depressed state "It's Mark". She takes two steps & stops & looks back at me and says
"Stay Worked....Mark" and proceeds into the party

That night I went home burnt all my John Cena, Roman Reigns merchandize and DVDs. From that day, I became a Smark

>>1792281

> Joanie Laurer’s tragic passing is still shrouded in mystery … but based on information that Chyna‘s mother has re-evaluated since it happened, she’s now asking police to take a closer look.

> Pro Wrestling Sheet spoke with Chyna’s mom, Jan LaQue, who says she talked to the Redondo Beach detective handling the case earlier this afternoon about her new request, and he was very cooperative.

> Jan claims she doesn’t believe Chyna’s manager Anthony Anzaldo was completely honest in the wake of Laurer’s death, and now that time has passed, she believes some of his moves need to be further looked into. Most notably, LaQue points out that her daughter seems to have fired Anzaldo weeks before passing away.

> In emails obtained by The Sheet … Chyna wrote her mom saying the manager stole money from her, so she was taking a break from the guy. Joanie added, “Please refrain from talking to Anthony at the moment.” At the time, Jan says she was worried her daughter was just dealing with personal demons.

> Upon further thought in the time that has passed, LaQue fears that maybe wasn’t the case. Which is why she’s now speaking up about it.

> And even worse, we’re told the manager gave away Joanie’s cello — the news of which was first brought to our attention via the Chyna for The WWE Hall of Fame Facebook page — and he’s been confrontational each time her mother has tried getting answers on who received it, where the rest of her stuff has been placed, or how the money that was donated to her estate is being used.

> Chyna’s official cause of death is still pending further investigation, and Jan tells us the detective said they’d have to wait for the official toxicology report to come back before they can make any further investigative decisions.

> Anthony Anzaldo sent us a statement saying, “I never stole from Chyna and I certainly wasn’t fired. I didn’t work for her, I don’t work for anyone. We were partners. I will be releasing a statement in near future.”

Who the fuck cares? Dead bitch fucked her life up period.

>>1792281
This is a very interesting read about Chyna's untimely death.

Thanks OP

>>1792226
Because she fucks Enzo, not Cass.

liv is actually qt and not a horse

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>>1792226

She's perfect unlike Carmella.

>>1792222
huh?

>>1792222
Wat u mean?

>>1792222
>becky
>talent
lmao

even asuka is better on the mic which is surprising

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>nakamura has charisma

>>1792280
Based sickcunt

Obsolete

OBSOLETE
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I caught TNA for the first time this week off the back of the Broken Matt meme-posting.

The TNA crowd fucking LOVE this stuff, they don't seem as jaded as WWE crowds.

>>1792083
>MUH CHARASMITC GOOK

he will be a comedy jobber after leaving NXMeme

belee dat

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>>1792083
>mfw he joins SDL

The sky is blue

>>1792064
asp is the wrong place for this troll attempt.

>>1792064
What happened to Brie's breast?

EVERY HOUR OF LIGHT
EVERY HOUR OF NIGHT

ALL MY PRIDEFUL HILLBILLIES WHO BE PREPARED TO TUSSLE
PROCLAIM YEEEES

AIN'T NOBODY MAN ENOUGH TO FEEL THE PAIN

>>1792030
Gain height

wat u mean

>>1791981
'Member when blacks were only jobbers?
'Member when Divas brought in ratings because they didn't try to wrestle, and just flashed their tats? I 'membeeeeer

>>1792010
Go back and stay

>>1792010
>taking this long to say "you're retarded, Austin is the GOAT"

'Member when /wooo/ got laid?
Me neither

Backlash 2016

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>>1791947
this

>>1791939
royal rumble 2001, wrestlemania 17, ecw heat wave 98, and the first ecw one night stand

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>>1791913
We hate both of them this is /ourguy/

>>1791920
>smark who thinks he knows how to run a wrestling business with random fantasy bookings
>starts his own wrestling product
>it's shit

I'm pretty new to wrestling, so I dunno much of anything about these two guys besides that Cornette ran OVW and Russo wrote for WWE, WCW and TNA, but I've heard them talk about stuff in Youtube videos and here's what I can gather.

Cornette is an old, ornery man.
Russo is a tiny, obnoxious man.
Neither one is particularly likable or worth listening to.

>>1791837
If big show is not main event material idk what is
amiRite

>>1791837
>Dean was exposed as a boring wrestler in ring and acts like he doesn't care anymore
>Seth has been bastardized by the horrific booking of his title reign
>Roman has been bastardized beyond repair by being force fed on looks alone
>Orton has already done it all and doesn't give a fuck anymore
>KO and Finn will most likely be booked into an early grave

Sounds about right sadly. BMJ, AJ, Brock and Nakamura are the only hopes Vince has left.

>>1791837
i would add in samoa joe. even though hes a fat slob hes great in ring and actually looks tough. unlike say KO who has stretch marks and is gross