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>no Mr. Bryan! Please stop! I'm sorry I thought I could hang in 2014!

What did he mean by this?

>>1796351
"Ughhh i got to put this idiot over because these smarks wont shut up"

>>1796351
>be Indy midget
>become champion after whining for eternity
>get I hired instantly

Bryan and balor are perfect example how midgets should never compete in heavyweight devision

Full Fail fatty spotted

They should tour all of fucking Canada. The best marks in the fucking world. They probably tour those shit towns because the wrestlers drive to the next city and it is due to proximity

>smarky crowds
>energetic

More like autistic and pure cringe.

He'll lose the /smack/ title for Apollo at No Mercy, cap this.

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RHYNOKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!

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Based big match Rhyno putting over young """talent"""

my shop gave me a sheet of mob the other day with the deck i bought
i went to another shop and bought black magic

i used to assume all grip tape was the same!
either black magic is not super rough or mob is super rough but holy shit mob must shred shoes in no time at all

>>1782769
mob is the most durable
you have to scale what do you want; if you think you 're going to destroy the board within the first month or so, along with the shoes, you could settle for a less durable griptape.
But if you flip the board a lot and don't jump down massive gaps and have durable sheos as well, mob might be what you want.

>>1782775
the stuff is just gnarly, i feel like i'd need to file it down all over to get any use out of it. normally i just file the cut edges and the spots where i hold the deck so i dont destroy my thumbs with my normal griptape but this mob shit is serious. i'll take a side-by-side when i get home

kek I just did this and he showed up for me too

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>conveniently cutting off the image right before your beloved meme wrestler

What did you think you were going to accomplish OP?

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>>1799170

>alex riley

Heel development girls having a pool party, maintaining kayfabe

Meanwhile Main roster girls are "Dude, Dude. Dude" all over the place with top heel and babyface hugging each other over title wins

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I Billie I can fly, I Billie I can touch the sky

>>1798900
>>1798908
Sup George, still stalking divas and jerking off to their pics it seems

Get a job

>look at the adjective: play

> nash haters confirmed racists

Stop posting this tall, arrogant Hasbeen over and over again

Probably because Reigns isn't better.

Ambrose can at least go for longer than 1 minute without gassing out.

Because they decided to hate him when Bryan got fucked over and will continue to do so, regardless of how irrational it is now.

Because Roman reigns has superior genes and smarks can't relate to him, the lunatic cringe on the other hand is a skinny retard, he is the worst wrestler in the wwe right now and mic mic skills are cringe worthy.

Huh?

>>1798604
He has saggy tits

>beating Orton in a house show
>kicking out of a F-5 into a RKO on a steel chair

Roman Reign
Dean Ambrose
Seth Rollins

AJ Styles
Luke Gallows
Karl Anderson

Heath Slater
Curtis Axel
Bo Dallas

Steve intimidated him

>>1798364
We'll probably find later in a shoot that WWE higher ups warned him to avoid talking about anything that would tarnish the company image. They shouldnt have aired the podcast live as austin has gone into business for himself before. You might find he wont be thrown a bone from WWE for a long time after the way he conducted the interview. Imagine the roles were reversed, Austin was champ and Hulk hogan took him onto a WWE sanctioned podcast and asked Austin about beating up his wife.

>>1798370
Austin basically asked the same questions to AJ Styles who had a pretty fucked up childhood himself that included an abusive alcoholic father and he didn't once say "brooo, chill out"

AJ was actually candid and even seemed energetic and intense which matched Austin's natural assertive personality.

Admit it. Dean got intimidated.

He supoorts Hilary tho

Ratings and general interest in WWE have hugely declined under him.

>>1798354
>supporting someone just so the fans wont turn on you
nothing wrong with this

She is. To suggest otherwise is being blatantly contrarian for the sake of it

>>1798332
>People are cheering and clapping in video.
>She's not over.

She's one of the few over people on these horrible, charismaless rosters.

>>1798347
No you see, they aren't booing her. People boo muh Roman so clearly that's what defines overness.

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Can /asp/ measure up?

Do I have to lick her feet if I lose?

>>1798318
My spank bank wins every time, regardless of the wrestling match result

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>>1798313
DELETE THIS

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>>1798313
DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

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