This is only the instrumental version, apparently they're working on the lyrics.
http://soundcloud.com/downstaitjc
The theme is fundamentally shit, nothing can save it.
CAW theme
He needs a new theme, especially if they just turned him face.
>>1792708
>Downstait
They peaked with SAY IT TO MY FACE. Nothing can be topped after that.
What did he mean by this?
> fought over between a wet rat nigger and an airheaded cunt
Based Big Man Seth banging Sasha and Bayley at the same time
>Bayley and Sasha both bent over ready and willing for you to alternate between them
Who did le crazy man gimmick better?
Pillman actually worked the entire locker room
>>1792665
And he shot stone cold
>>1792665
This desu. He also worked the USA network
>2 seconds into Raw
>Crowd is cheering and talking among themselves at a low volume
>Roman Reigns music hits
>"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
One of these days it'll turn around ... any day now ....
The point is, he gets a reaction out of the ENTIRE audience, and has a god tier look.
Yes, yes we know Roman is the most over guy on the roster. Do we really need another thread about him?
>>1792666
satan knows
SAY IT WITH ME BOYS!!!
HOLY FUCKING YUMMMM
>>1792573
BASED
>>1792573
Mmmmmmmm all that sexual charisma
HOLY FUCKING YUM
gay
What did Phil mean by this
He was a delusional self mark
>I should have been in the main event of Wrestlemania 29
What was the meaning of that?
CM Cuck can kiss JR's Oklahoma barbecue covered ASS
I'm watching some 1999 AE Raws cause I was a WCWcuck. This shit is boring as fuck and not much better than the shit today.
>oh wow another dx episode
>oh wow another val venis episode
>oh wow another stephanie episode
trash i tell ya
>>1792527
Honestly I think Steph is responsible a lot for the rating dropping over the years
>>1792537
You don't say? Soon people'll realize that creative is the thing holding talent back from stardom.
Is he our guy?
who?
Harvey Whippleman is ageing really well.
>>1792487
>viral marketing
How the fuck did they botch the Authority so badly? Nigga just do what you did 15 years ago
15yrs ago talent available was fucking great.
They made Triple H and Stephanie the center of it and Triple H is cancer when he's given too much mic time
No Vince Russo to tell them what the fuck to do
rhodes debuts
decay issues a warning
rhodes' wife debuts
eddie edwards vs. drew galloway in gimmick tournament
looks like a pretty shitty show but you never know
>>1792387
first 3 looks good to me tbqfhfam
i don't really give a shit about the mma shit though
Trevor Lee vs DJ Z was also announced and that will probably be good
>>1792427
I will watch just for that match and codys' hot wife.
According to Jericho, he and Lesnar got into a "brouhaha"
> "Well, anytime something like that happens, there's always a lot of rumors and a lot of stories being told. But, I mean we did have a little bit of a brouhaha And I think that happens when you get guys that are in a sport such as ours. It's half entertainment half real and half not. I just thought the finish of that match was very brutal and violent and I just didn't know if Randy was okay. I was checking on my friend. We have always been pretty close. And I said something. He said something. The next thing you know, we're nose to nose, kind of yelling at each other.
When asked by Sonnen whether Jericho was being a mark for being taken in by the match's abrupt conclusion,
> "Afterwards [Orton told Jericho that the match went down as planned], yeah, but it doesn't make me a mark to go check on my friend. I wasn't saying, 'what the hell is going on with this finish?' I just was saying, 'is Randy okay?' That's what I did. And first of all, in 26 years of being in the business, I can do whatever the f--k I want. I'm not a mark. Second would be, I was just seeing how my friend was.
> "Listen, whatever the finish is is not my business. Whatever they're doing or whatever happens. Listen, man, that's the way it is. It's not my business. It's not my responsibility or my call. But, when I see a friend of mine laying in a pool of his own blood, whether it's a work or not, that's real blood. That's a real concussion that he suffered. So I want to go check to see if he's okay because we've had a 15-year history and we've gotten into fights ourselves. That's one of the guys I've been in the trenches with and will continue to be in the trenches with till the day one of us stops doing this. But I don't think there's ever anything wrong with checking on your friend whether it's a work or not. If that makes me a mark, well, I guess I'm a mark for making sure my friends are okay."
>>1792362
What a werked mark
>>1792373
How is he a mark, is it a sin to worry about a friend?
>I can do whatever the f--k I want. I'm not a mark
He's a mark
As somebody who is six feet four and 260lbs at only 22 years of age I find it incredibly hard to cheer for the people in WWE that are wrestling right now.
As a kid I was a lot skinnier and shorter so it wasn't that bad but i've since realized that I'm bigger than most of the people that wrestle in wwe right now. I feel a bit dumb trying to get my wrestling fix in and cheering people that are five feet ten and 170lbs.
I was watching some early wrestlemanias and man were those guys awesome. its such a letdown that everyone is so small in wwe today i think that could even be what ruined the promotion.
WWE is now basically an indy promotion and it gets indy ratings as a result. Everyone is just an average sized guy and the girls are turning back into diva skanks instead of real wrestlers again.
WWE has lost direction and i think it's all because prettymuch all the wrestlers are small and work too safe. The drug policy in wwe seems like crap too and only used to punish someone later on like blackmail, not actually used to discipline someone for using drugs at the time of doing them.
So as a pretty big guy i'm not really interested in the wwe product which is on the tv right now, i feel stupid for watching it and telling my friends that i am a fan.
I'm hoping that one day WWE will hire big guys again, i don't think steroids are the issue at all. Drug abuse is but not steroids.
We need people like this in WWE because they exist in real life too. We need more scott steiner people to appeal to persons like myself.
If WWE continue with this trend of hiring generic average sized people, i'm pretty sure it will die within 10 years or maybe 12.
I don't know what to tell you since three biggest PPV draws of the last two years have been then 5'8, 151 pound Floyd Mayweather, the 5'9, 168 Conor McGregor, and Ronda Rousey.
Your not embarrassed to tell your friends ( which you don't have by the way because this thread is a troll post) that you watch wrestling because the performers are average height or shorter (cruiserweights were super over in WCW 20 years ago, even with causals), your embarrassed to tell your "friends" because most of the writing and acting in wrestling is so shitty these days that its embarrassing to show people.
All of TV show writing has improved by leaps and bounds in the last 15 years, except WWE, which has somehow been the only thing to get worse.
If the writing was better, and the product was presented more like a sport like it used to be, and the characters were written like athletes who actually GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WINNING instead of doing cool moves, it wouldn't matter how big they were.
Floyd, Conor and Ronda prove that the public just wants to see people they like or hate beat the shit out of each other.
WWE 's problem is 50/50 booking and a 70 year old man in charge of writing characters the public might actually give a shit about is a terrible combination to actually make characters people care about.
>>1792340
>260 pounds
I have a feeling you're actually 360 pounds
>>1794052
Pretty on point.
>>1794052
>cruiserweights were super over in WCW 20 years ago, even with causals
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahaha
ha
Your visage when the Rabid Wolverine returns at the Royal Rumble to conclude the biggest work in, dare I say it, human history.
>instantly loses all of that nuclear heel heat when the smarks realise it was a work before he even gets to the ring
Nope, that's bad booking. You have to build up his return through a series of cryptic promos, followed by a shoot police investigation, where it is discovered he has been on the run all these years, having killed a lookalike and left his corpse at the Benoit household in his place.
That way he can retain his heat, AND return to the ring.
Me on the right
>>1792335
me on the right
> WWE recently purchased property on Hamilton Avenue in Stamford, CT, about a mile from their company headquarters on East Main Street, for NXT production use.
> WWE has ran GTV production from Hamilton Avenue for the past 16 years. AmeriCares, who currently uses the space, noted in a statement that WWE is honoring their lease, which runs through 2023 with options to renew through 2033. WWE said in their statement to The Stamford Advocate, who reports that the sale was for approximately $26.9 million:
> "WWE currently occupies 20,000 square feet, and our plan is to occupy an additional 40,000 square feet (existing on the property) within the next year. AmeriCares is under a long-term lease and occupies 90,000 square feet and Squash Alley occupies the remaining 4,000 square feet."
IS THIS THE END OF MEME SAIL?!?
>>1792330
If that is what's going on, smarks from the Stamford area will just flock to it instead, same difference.
>>1792330
Same smark crowds, but now nxt will have MR MCMAHON
>IT WAS ME, SHINSUKE! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
>implying this isn't a dream match
Yes id love to see Jims sweaty obese ass pound Alexas petite little ass with his barbecue baby dick
>>1792336
Would mark
>>1792309
explain this meme