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What the FUCK

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Clinton going over Trump edition.

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Tag Titles Will Be Defended Tonight
USA Title Will Be Defended Tonight

Get the fuck In here senpai

>WWE Universal Champion- Kevin Owens
>WWE United States Champion- Roman Reigns
>WWE RAW Tag Team Champions- The New Day
>WWE FlippyManlet Weight Champion- T.J. Perkins
>WWE """"""""Women's"""""""""" Champion- Charlotte

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3oZNMJv6Fc

>Meltzer thought Roman Reigns didn’t look like a top star in his match with Rusev and how Rusev basically carried the shit outta Roman Reigns

The original plan for the Universal Championship was going to be Jericho/Balor/Owens. Now we have a variety of different options to choose from: Cesaro/Owens, Cesaro/Owens/Rollins, Cesaro/Owens/Rollins/Jericho, and Owens/Zayn/Jericho. Also the crowd didn’t seem to care all that much about the main event being Owens/Rollins saying how it didn’t feel like watching a WWE main event level match.

>The New Day are getting booked to beat Demolitions record because Demolition is on the list of stars all suing the company for concussion testing. This unfortunately leaves us with little to no options for opponents to face The New Day less you want New Day/Shining Stars or New Day/Enzo @ Cass.

>Brian Kendrick is the John Cena of the Cruiserweight Division existing to make all of the non-WWE experienced talent get over. TJ needs a little bit of work selling his offense but he’s gonna have another match with Kendrick at the next PPV.

>Meltzer thinks the match should have been called off the second Cesaro botched his suicide dive which would have automatically given Sheamus the victory from Technical Stoppage. Meltzer says the options for Roman Reigns right now are Sheamus/Reigns or Cesaro/Reigns.

>Jericho and Zayn somehow have no chemistry with each other. Every time they have a match together its never good. Its never -5 stars terrible but you can tell that Jericho can’t keep up with Zayn and due to this he’s making Zayn look like shit.

>Nothing to report on Nia Jax/Alicia Fox. It was forgettable and Jax is still indecisive as to what she wants as a finisher.

>The long term women’s angle is going to be Bayley vs Sasha Banks come the Road to Mania but for next month its Charlotte vs Sasha w/ Sasha booked to win in her home town.

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So Roman has suffered his punishment, he got the US belt that is clearly the main title on Raw now, and I doubt he'll lose clean in a while.

When will we see pic related happen again? I believe he will go undefeated for the rest of the year, drop the US title in some clusterfuck of a match involving half the roster, and win the universal title when it feels a bit more credible

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According to Ryback, it is almost a detriment to be, a bigger guy in WWE -

> "They have 160-pound guys beating 300-pound guys like it's nothing in two minutes." Reeves said, "that's one thing that really bothers me with WWE today. So UFC and whatnot, you have weight classes and they have weight classes for a reason. And you put Conor McGregor in the ring with Brock Lesnar. That's a huge difference, huge difference. And the whole illusion of wrestling is that it is real. And, now, I feel that's one part of the psychology that we have thrown out. And we've said, 'no, this 160-pound guy', it's almost like being bigger and being talented there is a punishment on certain levels with certain guys.

> "A guy like Sheamus, everyone has their opinion about Sheamus works his ass off. Yeah, and I like Sheamus and me and him talk occasionally and the guy goes out there and he if he [has] ever been tired, I've never seen it. He gives it his all and we've had some battles up there and we always talked about it. We never really got to have a real program on TV. But you have guys out there like that. He's a big f--king guy and he is a brute. And he goes out there and he is violent and he is vicious. And I've worked him, I couldn't tell you how many times, and he has never ever hurt me once. And I have always enjoyed working him, but you have him going out there, and, like, it's almost like size doesn't matter anymore, which it should still though. It should and that's one thing that really bothers me."

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are they?

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Well, rate 'em.

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Paul McCartney.

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You lazy fucks

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>let's take one of the coolest, most charismatic wrestlers on the roster
>and confine him to a jobber division
>filled with bland, vanilla faggots
>with no charisma
>no mic skills
>no gimmicks
>and no personality
>who all wrestle the exact same unoriginal flippyshit style
>and botch every other move
>while being embarrassing as fuck
>pandering to cancerous smarks
>and exemplifying everything wrong with wrestling today
Just fucking shoot me.