>Now I want you to take these jelly donuts and hold them between your ass cheeks. Then I want you to go corner to corner stinkfacing Zack and Melissa.
What was his fucking problem?
>Now I want you to take off your pants and put them over your head. As you Irish whip back and forth I'll be flicking mayonnaise at you
Wtf man
Mandatory reminder that, because DeMott is a fucking idiot who forced Richie Steamboat to bump on unsold merch, that promising youngster's career ended in developmental and we had to sit through his callup angles in early 2013 being wasted on Bo Dallas & >Miz.
>tfw no Son of The Dragon mentored by Ric Flair
>>1798360
>>1798545
Both of you can actually fuck off.
>>1798290
He's the typical bitter neverwas-hasbeen that turned to being a coach and takes out his life's frustrations on his trainees under the guise of tough love.
Like that WCW Powerplant guy that overlooked Batista.
>Sasha Banks is the Future of WWE. Not Roman. Not Styles. Not Any of Your Smark Darlings.
>Reigns is not the future of WWE: no one can fucking stand him.
>AJ Styles is not the future of WWE: from breaking character to defend the Bible or casually mentioning on a wrestling hotline that we should kill all the gays, he can’t be trusted beyond the sort of matches smarks jerk off to and feel just a smidge of shame afterwards.
>WWE needs a star who can touch upon hidden depths. It’s not a good time for many of us, wrestling fans or no. Police in this country, more militarized by the day, kill with abandon. Women who make videogames are doxed and threatened with rape. State after state try to pass laws that make certain people using the bathroom illegal. And the fate of the world for the next 4–8 years will be placed in the hands of either a reality show star who encourages violence against non-whites, and an “empowered woman” who thinks non-whites are superpredators
>Sasha Banks is The Boss. The sort of woman who gets Snoop Dogg to serenade her entrance to the ring doesn’t stop at winning The Women’s Title in the midcard. Sasha has the most media crossover potential. She could command the media hype and better yet: rally casual fans. Sasha Banks as the next franchise superstar makes financial sense—SHE HAS A GODDAMN MONEY/EVIL CAPITALIST GIMMICK AND WHEN HAS THAT NOT EVER FUCKING WORKED?
>>1798285
>Sasha not more of a smark darling than jasethy, zaynetty, eat Owens eat, memesaro or the rest
please have a sex
>>1798285
>She could command the media hype and better yet: rally casual fans
Dude can't even command his own hair.
>best look of his career
>consistently fantastic matches minus SS vs Deanetty
>best seller in the game
>successor to Billy Gunn / HBK
>exciting to watch
>shit as a pure white underdog babyface
There are rumors that Ziggles is just about done with WWE. If he wasn't, what would be the best way to get him over? Heel turn? Then he'd need to be in Miz's current position, but Miz is having the run of his career.
Ziggler can be exciting, but the desperate face motivational gimmick is stale as fuck. We know he can be a great heel or even a decent tweener, but there's no room for that on Smack right now.
How would you book the man known as Zigzag?
I would wish him the best in his future endeavors.
From looking at thumbs nail I thought this vas Sex VVarrior Bret Hartman ... but zooming in is vvould be gay GLT vvarrior Ziqler ... I am wery disappointed ,
>There are rumors that Ziggles is just about done with WWE
source?
I live in NZ, and I don't really understand this whole eastern/pacific time thing. So, what time does Clash of Champions start for my country?
NZ time is 17 hours ahead so if my calculations are correct, it starts 1 p.m. Monday 4u
also, are you autistic?
>>1798225
Do you even get the WWE Network on your third world shithole?
>>1798238
Okay, thanks for that. I'm not Autistic btw what makes you say that.
Thoughts?
seek sunlight
have sex
Cringe
Which one is /ourguy/?
>>1798143
Vince. Buried his "competition" and bought both ECW and WCW.
Made Cuck Heyman and Eric Bitchoff his slaves and work for him.
Paul
Has Flair ever connected from the top rope?
Has Flair ever drew a dime?
>>1798126
Hello Meltzer
Was this the peak of wrestling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srhd2fZyDB4
Having two hugely popular and entertaining pro wrestling shows airing at the exact same time every Monday night against each other was the peak.
It peaked a few months before that.
>>1798078
I lived in Tokyo in the 90s. If you didn't witness an All Japan show at Budokan Hall you are not qualified to discuss the 'peak of wrestling'
Are the legends true?
yeah
>>1798069
Carter on the right.
>>1798090
Nothing wrong with being a cuck especially when its a famous person, in fact you should feel honoured.
Ask a guy at a ROH show anything
>>1797990
describe the women
was john cena there?
match of the night?
how do you feel about ROH's TV product? I see /wooo/ constantly shitting all over it, but I actually enjoy it
Aren't these outlaw wrestling promotions basically just poorfag poverty ridden embarrassments to the business? Why do we need them?
I would trade every outlaw promotion for a true competitor for WWE
>>1797950
They used to be a neckbeard containment, but not they're coming to based E with their flippy midgets
They should close the bingo halls tbqh
>>1797953
>true competitor
Is he the Filipino cruiserweight version of The Rock?
>>1797899
Well, people know who Rock is, so...no.
>>1797899
>filipeno
He's not a faggot tranny therefore not filipeno
>>1797908
They didn't know who Rock was when he was Rocky Maivia, this is TJ's Maivia stage.
Skate dos, I snapped my board today at the park. What do I need to know before I buy a new deck for myself? Talking about regular boards for street skating/doing tricks. Are there any significant differences between a brands? Thanks.
Suplex.
>>1797788
>What do I need to know before I buy a new deck for myself?
Lose weight
>>1797788
>What do I need to know before I buy a new deck for myself?
Apparently how to skate without fucking your shit up.
Why are his promos still the best?
cocaine
>>1797779
>year 2016
>not seeing Reigns promos
because you're a mark
AND QUITE FRANKLY, SEFF
BEST FOR BUSINESS
IS THAT I WILL BOOK MYSELF IN THE MAIN EVENT OF BIGGEST WRESTLEMANIA EVER
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, SEFF