You sell like that in the ring and I'd tag ya for real.
That's how you work yourself into a shoot losers and marks.
I'm a fucking faggot, JR.
>>1875367
THIS IS ABOUT FAGGOT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN JR
How based can one man be?
>>1875309
In this case, not very
>no wrestling company worth a shit wants anything to do with him
SO "based"
>>1875328
> not knowing rocky mountain pro
Who's more GOAT in their respective skate styles?
https://www.strawpoll.me/11447230
>rodmeme mullen
>good
complete shitter
>>1875303
let's hear some better names then, bucko.
>>1875305
bam margera
>Thuganomics was literally the most cringe thing WWE has ever put on live TV
>Unlike The Rock his jokes and attempts at comedy are drier than a grandmother's pussy (dont ask)
>Just learned how to wrestle in the last 2 years
>>1875071
His 2013 reign was pretty good.
His us title reign was better than all of his post-08 world title reigns (didn't watch 04-07)
Cena's 2006-2007 reign was pretty good if I recall. He had 3 great matches with HBK, the fatal four way at Backlash 07 was one of the best fatal four ways i've watched and he even managed to get passable matches with the Great Khali. If that isn't successful title reign, I don't know what is.
Pick a dead wrestler and think how their life would've turned out if they hadn't died early.
Benoit
>He would've wrestled on ECW until his enlarged heart killed him and he would've gotten a huge hall of fame tribute
Test
>He would've ate more pizza
Eddie Guerrero
>Probably would've gotten one or two more title reigns before retiring
Roddy Piper
>He would've made They Live part 2
Brian Pillman
>would've eventually became a manager who took a gun to the ring with him for a gimmick because he couldn't protect himself due to injuries
>>1875041
Eddie
>after retiring would be a heel manager or a GM
Benoit
>As he got older and slower and WWE put him further down the card, would eventually have left and gone to TNA.
>>1875041
>Benoit
Dead within a couple years anyway
>Eddie
Probably the same
>Umaga
Bingo halls at 5 bucks a night before a heart attack kills him in his 50s
By now Eddie would probably be doing color commentary on Lucha Underground and maybe wrestling a super easy schedule with them.
Test would probably be a coach on NXT like Billy Gunn and Albert. A mentor to the big guys.
Benoit, I'd like to think he'd still be with the E in some capacity, maybe also coaching NXT but in reality I think he'd be retired and bitter like Bread Fart
Why are women so shit at wrestling?
I have never seen a woman hit a spot as well as a man could. They are only good for taking bumps.
>>1875037
What's this video from?
>>1875042
A wrestling movie called "Farewell to my Knees."
No but really, it's Hoodslam.
>COUNT IT,ANON!!!!
THE MONEY COMES
https://youtu.be/RCa_Shtq9cQ
YOU JUST MAD BRUH CUZ YOU AINT NEVA HAD NONE
NXT and CFO$ will kill pro wrestling as a whole
>>1875034
>Has Scully finally debuted
>>1875054
STACKS SO FAT I CANT WRAP MY HAND ROUND EM
GLITTER
GLITZ
SPARKLE
[spoiler]BLISS[spoiler]
*piss
Her and based Liv are the only good things about wrestling right now.
ITT: Greatest High fliers
I'll start
>>1874967
he didnt fly so good
The master of the Diving Headbutt: Chris Benoit.
Vic Grimes
Looking for more patient, counter-based fighting styles for shortswords in larping. almost everyone in my group is hyper aggressive and i want something to practice with. i fight against Sword/Shield, dual knives, Dual axes, axe/sword, and polearms mainly. also left handed, if that makes any difference.
Pic related, My sword. 32" Total, 26 of which is blade.
Do a dropkick
>>1874958
the fuck does this have to do with wrestling
>>1875012
nothing, but
>/asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling
>Alternative Sports
and so this thread belong to this board
So Smackdown will win and take Sami, Cesaro and who else? Pls Emma
>>1874919
>Sami
Why would they waste their pick on a jobber?
SMACK NOW NEEDS TO WIN
THAT TROPHY WILL BE A SLAP TO THE FACE OF THE RAWTISTS
Trump
>created the best mania ratings
>doing 80 million in debate ratings
>get 30k people a rally daily
>drawing billions
>could be the next president
>grabbing hot pussy
Vince
>all time low ratings
>only 1 million network subs
>house show attendance is down
>losing millions
>getting hurt lifting weights
>linda is a gross old cunt
J U S T
>thinking Vince doesn't grab all the hot pussy he wants
yfw no Trump GM
>first try at being involved in wrestling and he makes the best mania
>vince created mania has been doing it for 30 years never beat trump
>never involved in politics
>beats ppl whose spent their whole life in politics and becomes nominee
has does he win so much bros?
What did he mean by this?
https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/181112860053737472
>>1874799
What did (You) mean by this?
>2012
how bout u fuck right off
>>1874810
>Being surprised that someone also uses Reddit
>When this place is infested with 12 year olds that play Roblox and spam forced memes
What's his greatest match?
The one where he went over Bret's psyche clean
Name one. You can't
>>1874738
This doesn't even make sense
We write Roman possible heel promos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgZIIYcSpWg
>>1874729
>I'm not a good guy
>I'm not THE guy
>I'm a bad guy