Pffffftttt HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1870454
how delusional can you get?
>>1870454
...who the fuck gave the order to upload this video
When did you realize Rusev and Charlotte have done nothing wrong and that Sasha and Roman are cunts for no reason?
Let's talk burials
>>1870086
Someone massively overpushed beyond their ability sinking back where they belong doesn't constitute a "burial". He sucks and should thank Vince every day for the fact he still has a job.
>>1870086
DDP in WWE
>>1870088
>every WCW star not named Eddie, Booker T and Benoit
>Bret and Shawn two guys universally praised as two of the best in ring performers of all time
The company nearly goes bankrupt during their run on top
>Austin and Rock two guys universally praised as two of the best wrestlers on the mic ever
Carry the company to the biggest wrestling boom the world has ever seen
Really shows whats important in wrestling doesn't it?
Yeah, we all know that charisma and gimmick are what really matter.
>>1869974
but did you not see Sami Zayn and Cesaro wrestle that 4 star match on Raw last week!
this is the best time to be a wrestling fan!
Bret and Shawn might not have drawn a dime but miles ahead better than Austin and rock on their best day.
For shits and giggles I actually decided to read a bunch of star ratings Meltzer gave a bunch of matches. Did you guys know the lowest star rating Roman Reigns has even gotten was a * 3/4 for winning the Royal Rumble? The 2nd lowest was The Shield vs The New Age Outlaws and Kane which got ** 1/2 stars. All of his matches are consistently 3-4 stars non stop. Roman is swimming in Gold Stars.
>Summerslam 2008: Intercontinental and Womens Championship mixed Gender match got * 3/4 stars and the people involved in that match were Beth Phoenix, Mickie James, Santino Marella and Kofi Kingston.
>TLC 2009: Randy Orton vs Kofi Kingston got ** 3/4 stars that was the angle where Kofi totaled Orton’s Nascar with paint and smashed the windshield with a baseball bat. That was also the moment that Orton politiced Kofi so hard he’d never get a World Championship push ever in his lfe.
>Hell in a Cell 2009: Kofi Kingston vs The Miz vs Jack Swagger ** stars
>Breaking Point 2009: Kofi Kingston vs The Miz ** 3/4 stars
>Extreme Rules 2009: Kofi Kingston vs Matt Hardy vs MVP vs William Regal ** stars
>TLC 2010: Kofi Kingston vs Jack Swagger vs Dolph Ziggler ** 3/4 stars
>Bragging Rights 2010: Team Raw vs Team Smackdown Elimination Match ** 3/4 stars
>Night of Champions 2010: Ziggler vs Kingston ** 1/2 stars
>Summerslam 2010: Ziggler vs Kingston * 1/2 stars
>Over the Limit 2010: Kingston vs Drew McIntyre * 3/4 stars
>the city of kofi
Also since going solo, I'm pretty sure Roman hasn't gotten less than 3.5 stars. He got fucking 4 stars with BEEG
Hulk Hogan getting so many negative star matches is fucking bullshit.
>>1869938
>Hoganfag realizing his idol is shit
>The winner of this match, and the NEW WWE WORLD CHAMPION: JAMES ELLSWORTH!
How would react? Would you mark?
Yes. Because I would be finally free from the clutches of WWE.
I liked Ambrose as a dirty face ref.
Wont happen. Russo is not employed so no Arquette part2
They should use Goldust more.
as what?
He's like 50, the motherfucker has rheumatism
bring the wig back, put a strap on in his pants and have him fight with the wig and massive bulge
WTF I love Dolph now!
Big Wiggle Ziggles working the liberals
>>1869233
I always thought Dolph was a libfag. Turns out he's partial a conservacunt. Probably cause legal Mexicans hates illegal Mexicans. WWE is carefully not to offend its demographic core. And right now thats Mexishits and rednecks.
BASED ZIGGLER
What does /asp/ think about CM Punk?
I don't know, maybe check the 8000 other threads made a day about him?
>smart ass faggot
>gets shit pushed in by a guy named micky
>is a liberal cuck on twitter still
>his gf looks like a 13 year old Indian boy, she also sucked jay lethal's dick for wrestling training and a place to live
>was pushed super hard
>still bitched like a faggot
>>1869199
>smart ass *hipster faggot
Royal Rumble 2017, Based Big Dog has just eliminated BMJ and so far, 28 men have been eliminated, Big Dog paces the ring awaiting entrant no. 30...and this music hits
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1C-mdFXKyBU
How hard do you mark?
>the rock
>the shake hands
>rock lets roman eliminate him
>rock raises roman's arm
>usos come out
>they all celebrate
>this plays as they all leave the ring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KavLF-QzAc
>>1869116
>Nation of Domination
>not The Samoan Mafia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM1zne64W4Q
>how's it going everybody?
>i i i thought it was goooooooood *cough*
>>1869113
>y'know
>>1869114
My abs are better than John Morrisons right now
>hahahahahahahaha
YOUR SERVICES ARE NO LONGER REQUIRED!
IT'S THE MOST SUITED FOR THE COMPANY'S SUCCESS AND WELL BEING
FUCK!
> yet another wewtist thread
Where should I start if I want to get into NJPW?
>>1868773
start by reading up on lucid dreaming. then try falling asleep.
>>1868773
Get njpw world watch the latest g1 tournament.
don't bother with that gook garbage
YOU SEE TONIGHT UHH, IN THIS VERY RING
I DID WHAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS UHH
AND THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
BECAUSE I AM THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN
>"I-I was just smoking weed to ease my neck pain!!"
kek. She's a drugged up worthless british chav cunt. Good riddance.
>>1868399
I hope so.
She reminded me of all the scene chicks from back in the day... those were good times.
Meltz said she's planning her Brazzer's debut soon
EEEEEEEEEEXIT LIGHT!!! EEEENNNNNNTER NIGHT!!!
>>1867837
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TAKE MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
>>1867837
i think Sandmans entrance at ONS 05 might be my favorite wrestling moment ever