/asp/ about WWE:
> Does not like WWE developemental guys
> Does not like Indy guys
> Does not like "manlets"
> Does not like tall people
> Does not like fat people
> Does not like Cruiserweights
> Does not like people being pushed
> Does not like people being not pushed
> Does not like Women's Wrestling
> Does probably not like black people (this is still 4chan
> Does not like anything about WWE
> Seems to still watch 100% of WWE Content
What the fuck?
>>1881776
/asp/ is basically Stamford Wife central.
>>1881776
Stockholm syndrome for the most part
>>1881776
I like all of that stuff though.
Has /asp/ officially turned on him?
>>1881708
Nobody dislikes him. /asp/ just isn't going to pretend he's ever sketched a nickel.
>>1881708
>Implying /asp/ ever liked anyone
>Implying /asp/ has ever done anything other than being contrarian
Nothing is sacred in this shithole. Just wait till /asp/ turns on wrestling all together
He spent 6 thousand hours walking to the ring never conjured a piece of copper
>rollins tweening
>y2j more over than kevin who-gives-a-shit
>neville jobbing to bo who-gives-a-shit
>karl anderson jobbing to Big Grass
>HEY LITA DID U HEAR!?? WOHMUNS REVOLUTION XD
>sami FUCKING zayn about to go through a squash program with braun who-gives-a-shit
>fedoramen is so fucking weak he can't go a single promo without mentioning he's related to the rock
>pedoberg talks about kicking ass, kissing children instead
what's the endgame here? for me to kill myself?
>>1881661
>>rollins tweening
He was full babyface and it was fucking dire.
>>1881670
Isn't that what you all wanted here? All I saw during romanwinslol was how badly y'all wanted Seth pushed as a face. Is this now not the desired result?
>>1881680
I overestimated him.
VINCE
I APOLOGIZE
I'll start.
(Seriously does she say anything else?)
IM THE BOSS BOOBOO
Roman "BELEE DAT" Reigns
>>1881612
Sometimes she says Eddie Guerrero was my inspiration and this is my dream since I was 10 years old.
Tbh it's the writers fault too. They are so bad at scripting babyface promos.
>Daniel Bryan wins it seems like it's the beginning of a new era of greatness
>most over guy of the PG era
>Roman Reignetty wins and it's all time lows overnight
>biggest flop of all times
what went wrong?
>>1881585
daniel bryan is a jabroni
Bryan was the people's choice.
Reigns is Vince's choice.
>>1881602
Nailed it. Mania 30 seemed like the dawning of a new era - focusing on hot young talents thevfams wanted to get behind as either face or heel.
Then lol nope - you guys like Roman Reigns. SD Live is the closest thing to this feeling of happiness.
>he prefers Goldberg's WCW theme over his superior WWE theme
18+
kys
i admit the wwe one has cool ass guitars on it
so, this one is pretty much confirmed
Jericho had teased it in the last weeks, yesterday it was basically confirmed
Jericho is way too over to be a heel at the moment anyway and is carrying Raw big time
Can Jericho resurrect the B-belt and give it some dignity?
>>1881548
No because he'll just drop it to Seth and it'll be right back in the shitter.
>thinking that this ends any other way than Owens killing Jericho off from TV
Actual marks still do exist?
>>1881549
dunno, Rollo is supposed to deal with Trips eventually
ITT: We book Goldberg's run in WWE
>lesnar accepts the challenge
>goldberg murders midcarders until their match
>he destroys lesnar like he was an nxt jobber in their match, lesnar is away from tv for months
>heyman take's goldberg's side and calls him the king of spear
>meanwhile roman reigns is having a strong run, beating manlets with his spear
>goldberg and reigns feud for the title of king of spear
>they face at wrestlemania where goldberg puts based big dog over
>>1881540
>king of spear
What the fuck is this kind of kindergarden bullshit?
>>1881540
>king of spear
>>1881569
Based OP working this guy who needs to have sex
The only reason many of you have a fondness towards Kevin Owens is due to the fact that you share, or even exceed his body mass LOL
im a girl dumbass
5'9 120 pounds of solid muscle get a life dumb bitch hater, not all KO fans are fat loser dumbasss loser
>>1881542
>I'm a girl
What does that have to do with anything you dumb cunt?
>OP is gay for his favorite wrestler
She would've been the perfect valet for Steiner in the late 90s/early 00s.
But she's fat you fucking idiot
>>1881481
Hi Bayley!
He already had the perfect valet
WE ARE THE JOBBERS IN THE SKYYYYYYYY
HEY MANNN
WE CAME TO JOB AND NEVER WIN
>>1881325
REACH FOR THE SKYYY BOYYY
They left Japan for this
One of the guys!
>you will never hear "Lobster Head" again
>>1881217
It's a shameful thing.
I'VE GOT A LAME DICK DICK DICK DICK
>2K.... WWE.. 17...
*molests random child*
>>1881195
10/10 promo even with the video game reference .
>>1881195
A 49 year old man mixed up the name of a video game on a platform for children
Big fucking deal
Of wait let me guess
>hi Goldberg
>seething
so, WWE is building again super duper Bork, question is, for whom to defeat?
Nakamura?
hopefully a home grown guy who isn't some indie shitter too old to be the face of the company
my money's on Bo Dallas
>>1881163
>Nakamura
also, it's rather obvious he's going over Goldberg..
what are the options?
Finn Balor?
Cesaro with a good build?
worst return
BROCK
YOU'RE SUBSEQUENT AND YOU'RE FINAL