My girlfriend never watches wrestling. She has literally seen 2 matches before ever. When ever I'm watching she'll just turn over and watch Netflix on her iPad. Tonight, I said "hey I never ask you to watch but just check out the DIY/Revival match with me". She was SO into it. She was about to cry when Gargano kept getting cut down. When they tapped she literally JUMPED out of bed and hugged me with excitement. That was a cool ass moment and one of my favorite matches ever.
My girlfriend couldn't care less about wrestling unless it's attitude era guys she's familiar with, but she got goosebumps watching Shinsuke's entrance, she said he's basically a real life anime character.
things that never happened for 500. no way someone could be so invested in D.I.Y without having seen the whole story unfold
This shit should stay in reddit.
This nigga looks like Hunter. Can we start calling him Lil H ?
This fucking pleb not knowing who Drake is.
>>1972662
lil Haich
If they just let Drake use a lightube in a WWE ring, he'd be the most over guy on any roster.
Let's say Bischoff bought WCW in 2001. How do we compete with WWF?
also 18+ thread
Steiner 5 year reign
https://ringthedamnbell.wordpress.com/2015/04/07/the-big-bang-theory-the-ppv-that-didnt-create-a-new-wcw/
He didn't even have to compete with WWE, he just had to make it another three or four years until television rights fees skyrocketed like they did in the mid 2000s and then ride the same train WWE did.
If Bischoff could have got them to 2004-ish, with just a slightly higher audience, that fucking company would still be alive today. It's insane to think about.
>Samoa Joe
>Isn't from Samoa
???
Yeah but he's fat and looks polynesian so why the fuck not?
>>1972636
really makes you think
Nor is Roman
FILTHY NIPPONS, APOROJAISU TO GOJIRA
>Joe will never enter the G1 Climax
;_;
>>1972650
He wrestled in Noah and made absolutely no impression on the fans.
>>1972849
I watched the match vs misawa and that isn't true
YOU MARKS THOUGHT FAT ASS WAS GETTING CALLED UP
>>1972584
based joe working the smarks
Joe will drop the belt to Shinsuke on the Japan tour
>>1972628
This, it's so obvious.
Tell me /asp/, who had the best match at Wrestlemania 3?
S-Savage vs Steamboat?
>>1972613
No, dumbshit
>>1972403
fuck off
>The most vicious, the most vile and the most morbidly obese competitor in the whole of WWE!
What on God's green Earth did he mean by that statement?
He meant he is GOAT
>>1972340
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
Based Joe working the marks.
can't wait when he will squash Roman in 10 min.
First for Fat Asses
First for kys faggot
>>1972127
I bet you chant "Womens Wrestling"
Boring
Nice shoulder block by asuka NOT
MY NAME IS KURT ANGLE, AND WHAT THE HECK
I got cucked by Jeff Jarrett and didn't get a check!
>>1972107
kek
>>1972107
>Kuck Angle
Seriously, imagine leaving your company for an even worse one, then having your new boss fuck your wife. Then you proceed to stay anyway and rot away. Fucking miserable son of a bitch
Feel good wrestling moment of the year. Get the fuck out Ellesworth
>>1972010
AUTISM
>implying Zack Ryder winning the IC belt at Mania wasn't the feel good moment of the year
shower
weights
clue
Wrestling fans and homosexuality:
Test.
If at least 3 of the following 4 are in your top 5 favourite wrestlers, I have bad news for you.
John Cena
Randy Orton
Finn Balor
Roman Reigns
If you score a 3, time to move to gay porn.
Found the insecure with his sexuality faggot
Only cena and reigns
Some Samoan fatties won a trophy edition
Can hear a pin drop tbch
Who /comfy/ here?
first for /a/
okay /asp/
you are asked to put together a 5-man survivor series team
who do you choose
(pic related)
>>1971736
Jun Kasai
Ryuji Ito
Abdullah Kobayashi
Jaki Numazawa
Yuki Miyamoto
RVD
Jack Swagger
Evan Bourne
Jeff Hardy
Val Venis
Brock Lesnar
Kurt Angle
Hunico
Haku
Blackman
He's going to win the title at the Rumble from AJ
and then he'll defend it against Cena at Mania
and lose
and finally fuck off
Wrong. Undercarder will be wrestling Big Dog for the world title and be buried with one spear. We'll never have to see Taketty again.
Does that mean Cena winning his third Rumble?
>>1972257
Don't give them any ideas, cocksucker.