NXT TAKEOVER: A FUCKING LEAF GAMETHREAD #3

Can hear a pin drop tbch

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Who /comfy/ here?

first for /a/

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>>1971726
I don't know anon, is she?

#topguys keeping the crowd lit as fuck

>>1971783
Considering there's not that many posters tonight, you don't have to make a new thread 300 on the dot.

Quick, how many people here are under 18 or are unemployed adults living in their parents house?

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>I like Johnny "Gabe Sapolsky's Roman Reigns" Gargano over BASED Ciampa

It is a fat smarks gassed out from chanting episode

crowd is dead

>>1971792
DON'T POST IT

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>>1971790

Here

>raining outside
>heater on

>>1971792
Not in those pictures. That was before she got thicc

>>1971801
what crowd??

How do you guys remember which is Dash and which is Dawson?

get fukt le indy team

Has there ever been a 2 out of 3 falls match where someone or some team won the first two falls?

Dead fucking crowd

there are less people in the crowd here than at full fail

>>1971802
It's not even bad you queer

How will they overcome these odds?

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>this match
>this crowd
are these teams ever getting called up? and if so the yare just gonna get the vaude villain treatment

>>1971807
Dash is thiccer

>>1971792
POST IT!!

>>1971807
The gay looking one is dash and the faggy looking one is dawson

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>>1971802
Post what?

>>1971809
Cesaro lost 2 falls in a row in one 2/3 Falls match some point last year before he teamed with Kidd

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>>1971790
>70 degrees yesterday
>30 degrees and weather having a winter meltdown
Pretty comfy.

>>1971797
>unemployed adult living in their parents house
right here bro, waiting for based Trump to bring manufacturing back to the midwest

crowds dead

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>>1971813

>>1971809
I do remember actually, the only time I've seen it happen was when it was MVP vs. Benoit for the US title and MVP won both falls.

http://nudewwedivasDOTforumcommunityDOTnet/?t=56659040

You're welcome.

>>1971814
>You now remember American Alpha are on the main roster

How they fucked them up, I won't ever know.

>>1971807
One is bald, One has hair

A toddler can learn this shit

>>1971818
DON'T

>>1971809
MVP vs Benoit at Judgement Day 07 MVP won the first two falls lmao

literally 0 decibel crowd

Wow the state of this dead crowd

>>1971795

I don't have to but I do because I'm super efficient. Someone else can make the next one though as there's a 5 thread limit and OP's stay on the board days

is it because of Canada the crowd is so dead? NXT crowds are always great

Listen to the crowd guys, they're chanting for Roman Reigns.

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>>1971816
You can look it up online

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>>1971804
>raining outside

i wish i didn't live in arizona, i love rain so much

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>>1971826
Is it time?

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>>1971818
go on

Damn dead crowd.

>>1971827
>>1971831
Man, that must've been the worst thing involving Benoit in 2007

Yeah revival are losing

director fucking up this match.

>>1971827
Holy shit, She did more than I remembered

>>1971828
Well they couldn't have anticipated how over Slyno was going to be and decided to run with them instead of AA.

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>>1971839
Its time

>>1971837
Where?

>crowd chants during match
>HOLY SHIT SHUT UP SMARKS
>crowd doesn't chant much
>HOLY SHIT DEAD CROWD GET THESE JOBBERS OUT

Dead crowd.

>>1971842
Nope, Kevin Sullivan murdered his family and him later that year.

DEE AYE WHYYY

>>1971842
Not the first time he was buried in 2007

Dash is so THICC. My dick

crowd is dead

>>1971848
literally go on google images and type Mickie James nude
>>1971849
/asp/ is full of children with ADHD. Go figure.

>>1971849
Why does some retard always bring this up.
There's a difference between respectful chanting and noise and being an absolute shit cunt.
for example, A crowd chanting WHAT at every fucking promo is shit while a Crowd who pops and cheers when a wrestler gets a good line in on a promo is a good crowd

>>1971856
GO HARD!

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>>1971848

thread is deader than crowd

>>1971818
Not Roastbeef Tuesday bro

>using a chrisy benwah move
how long before champa is fired?

Which bald guy with a beard am I supposed to cheer for again?

THREE MEXICAN FRIENDS

why won't any of these geeks get any color? Is it because the nu-canucks can't handle it?

>>1971864
Fucking keked hard now m8. good job.

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>this is awesome

Dead crowd could hear a pan drop

>>1971864
ms edge

>>1971860
>There's a difference between respectful chanting and noise and being an absolute shit cunt.
>for example, A crowd chanting WHAT at every fucking promo is shit while a Crowd who pops and cheers when a wrestler gets a good line in on a promo is a good crowd

> Trying this hard to sound this smart when overanalysing some chanting because you just like being a contrarion fuck who wants to sound cool on the internet

>>1971848
Are you fucking retarded?

Crowd is deader than Rowdy Roddy Piper lmao

>Sweaty armpit
Can't make this shit up.

>cm punk chants
end this match now

>>1971864
Where?

dead ass crowd

Are they gonna pull this off?

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>2 out of 3 match
>it results in a 1-2 or 2-1

>>1971885
OVER
COME
THE
ODDS

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Crowd isn't even dead any more, you marks
>>1971886
>1-2 or 2-1

Holy shit crowd is dead.

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>50 spot match

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>>1971886
> Best of 7 series
> Still a draw

Crowd is really energetic

>>1971884

need moar meme chants

I can hear the blood in my head, this crowd is non existent

>>1971882
I thought it was too but they were chanting DEE EYE WHY.

Crowd is kill desu

>30 posters

State of nxmeme

Crowd dead

>>1971874
>>1971889
>>1971894
>>1971896

If I give you a (you) can you please sit there and be quiet?

>>1971886
Isn't that the point or is this a meme?

That uppercut/German was pretty cool.

This is a really good match

do you think the wrestlers get embarrassed when the crowd is this dead?

>first gamethread had twice as many IPs
Kek haitch in charge of keeping people watching

>>1971868
the thicc one

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>dead crowd posts

please have sex

>All this attention to detail and rules with the tag team string
>That rule doesn't exist/gets ignored on the main roster

Fucking crickets out there. Dead crowd.

Now you can chant "this is awesome"

>>1971901
/tv/ meme of pointing out tropes with pepe images

> "Le crowd is ded but not really maymay XD"
Is this a meme or something on this board?

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>>1971792
Fuck that 3D shit.
2D Waifu all the way.

>>1971904
Haha

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>This is awesome

WE GOT BLOOD LADS

BLADING!

absolute silence from the dead crowd

>>1971915
only the children post it

I wasn't sure of Dawson hurt himself with the belt then.

>>1971923
>Dead crowd

>>1971915
We're being raided by Roblox.

>blading to a dead crowd

dead crow

The Revival are a great heel tag team, something that has been sorely missing for a long time.

>>1971923
shut up

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>Gargano didn't tap like a bitch

When is Roman's match?

>>1971925
it did, that's what cut him

Gargano gonna lose for his team

>>1971915
>meme
It's not a meme when I litertally heard someone paying for a soda in the arena

This fucking match though !!!

>THIS MATCH

Damnnn

>>1971933
Tomorrow

Damn no pop for that. Crowd is dead.

Solid affair

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>this crowd is dead guys XD

aren't nxt events supposed to have hype crowds? whats going on?

Fuck this match is gonna give me a heart attack

> These guys in a match
> Guarenteed MotY candidate

Better than any main roster tag match

HOLY SHIT

This is hella gay

>Literally holding hands

but all the sheets say there would a turn.

Better than any ram ppv match

This was fucking trash meme wrestling.

That was fantastic and i hate nxmeme

>the state of this crowd

Hope based Revival go to Smackdown

That finish was hella cringe, yo

MOTC

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>all these spots
>having this confusing of a finish

Pretty good match, was on the edge right there.

>>1971957
it would be downright criminal if they end up on RAM

Honestly surprised they gave it to DIY. Thought Revival would hold it for a lot longer. Maybe they'll get called up to Smackdown now?

>title change
>literally no reaction
they really need to rethink the nxt touring thing

FUCK
There goes my prediction

Match of the fucking year.

>You deserve it

Well okay this is at least relevant.

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> This fucking match
And to think this is for developmental tag team titles. When have New Day ever had a match this intense in their 430 day reign?

>#DIY

what a gay name, shit match

>paying homage to the Canadian Crippler

Based DIY

RATED 5 STARS

>>1971957
I hope everyone goes to smackdown. Unless they are shitters of course.

Crowd's dead

>>1971960
>that finish
>confusing

holy shit you're actually retarded

>>1971958
It really was. Shame cause the rest was great

>49 posters

lmao

>>1971916
Post my waifu once again and I'll fuck you up senpai

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>Revival going to interfere with Survivor Series

>when your stream is 5 minutes behind and the thread spoils the match result
Welp

I really hate /asp/ sometimes. The alternative sites are worse though.

>>1971971
Never. I can't think of a good New Day match.

>>1971983
Just use my stream. It's perfect

>>1971983
>Having a stream
>Not having 3 months free of the WWE network

What a mark.

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>mfw the revival go to based /smack/

Is anyone even in the arena? Complete silence.

>>1971986
What stream

>>1971983
http://network.wwe.com/

>>1971984
Get the fuck out then, you liberal piece of shit.

>>1971973
Marked out for that.

>>1971988
this

how haven't you faggots taken advantage of this?

>Schalke

>the bald guy telling the beta nu smark to get his hands the fuck off him

Kek

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>>1971989

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> 23 / 95
Beautiful match, satisfying win. This is what real babyface wins are made off.

jeez this crowd is quiet as fuck

sounds like a TNA show right now, sad

all this hard work for such a shit reaction

>YOU FUCKIN DID IT

>>1971989
They're not going anywhere for like 3 months. There's the rematch to come

The revival make cheating an art form

"DIY DIY YOU DID IT GUYS -CRYS- YOU FUCKIN DID IT". jesus christ.

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>>1971989

>>1971993
Fuck you I voted for Trump you fucking 12 year old.

>>1971991
His stream

BAWH GAWD

Thicky time

Good old JR and his Bois?

>>1971999
>tfw you are one of the thee people that picked Joe

Based JR

>Gay R.

BASES JR working Shitbama

SAUCE IT

based JR ready to see that Mickie James ass

JR is asleep

TIME FOR HARDCORE

CUNT

TREE

>>1971971
New day vs Y2AJ on that random raw

Great match though

Literally sweating after that match senpai

fuck

>JR sleeping

> My boy JR enjoy some NXT
Wish those fucks would hire him back.

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It's time lads.

What song will thickie use

ASUKA A CUTE!

CUTE!!

How hard is Jim Cornettes penis right now after that match?

>>1972024
back to redit

They have a cheek to show JR, man, he's a great dude that he would show his face after they showed him no respect in the way they let him go. Literally no reason he shouldn't still with the company

>jr having to sit next to a gay couple
poor guy

There's people in this board who think this pudgy 5'0 gorilla faced is a 10/10

>>1972028
That clappy one she used at first.

>>1972028
HARDCORE CUNTRY

>>1972024
Literally lose weight before you have a heart attack

>this awful promo

>>1972026
He's happy commentating in NJPW.

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>>1972028
HARDCORE COUNTRY

>0 pop for mickie james

state of this smark crowd

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>CROWD IS DED GUYS XD

>>1972026
he's passed his prime pham

>>1972032
Get worked mark

>>1972030

not that hard. he has a self proclaimed "man crush" on revival

T H I C C I E

J A M E S

HIGH TEST AS FUCK.

FAT

>Asuka is going to have to sell Mickie's shit kicks

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THICC
H
I
C
C

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> Mickie's braless top with perky nipples
Must have been a cold day.

Based champion Asuka entrance incoming!

this music ...

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>not using HARDCORE CUNTRY

Req pics of Mickie's feet for educational purposes.

>Gaytch

>Clap clap clapclapclap

I missed this theme.

Not piggie james anymore

>thought the crowd is dead was a meme
>open the stream
>mickie james returns for the first time
>zero pop or reaction

holy fuck
crowd is really dead

the pins dropping are deafening

>C-section gut
JUST

>a grandma dressing like she's in her 20s
hope asuka breaks her neck

No pop, dead crowd.

>>1971991
http://network.wwe.com/?&

Holy shit guys she's not even thicc

SO FUCKING QUIET

Can't believe Mickie didn't get any reaction

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>>1972056

>>1972063
Why would Asuka break her own neck

The fuck is with all the masks.

Did they just hand out asuka masks to everyone kek

Why is Asuka trying to be Shinsuke with her entrance?

My waifu has returned!
>aging face
>less thicc than before
I don't know how to feel about this.

>>1972069
bless

Was Mickie James any decent? I can't remember

>>1972067
ACC acoustics don't transfer super well on TV.

Gotta love Asuka's New York landlady above a Chinese restruant look.

women's match time for a bathroom break and some devil survivor.

>>1972069
ABSOLUTE

C L I N I C

Dead crowd

mickie looks like she got aids

anyone else? or crack maybe

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>that outfit

THICC v THICC

MUH DICC

>>1972077
Decent for a diva

>>1972083
she just passed her prime pham

>>1972083
She had a kid and got older

>>1972083
she was really sick like a year ago, who knows what it actually was though

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>>1972056
>>1972076
>Guy Incognito who has been a fellow trip since the /sp/ days is a footfag

It looks like Mickie could easily trip over her own trousers.

Long hair guy on the front row...

Didnt see him on a while.

>>1972069
Those are solid 8s or 9s.

>>1972077
Better than the average women in that period. Below lay cool tier though.

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Dick Status: MUH

don't blink

>Mickie James wrestling after getting crushed by a train

What is this ONE FALL thing?

Mickie wins, guaranteed

Asuka literally speaks English better than Sasha

>>1972099
LOLTNA

>>1972091
Who are some of the OG trips pham?

>>1972069
thats my dick in the background

>>1972100
smark meme

Is Melina still hot? Cranked it to her A LOT back in the day.

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>>1972091
Live a little, friend.

>>1972100
Britwres meme that NXTmeme/reddit have started to steal.

TIME FOR LESBIAN POLLEN FROM BOTH SIDES.

Please kiss.

Problem with WWE is no one wants to be actual heels anymore. Everyone wants to be over thus making the matches boring.

>>1972109
No, she aged horribly

>>1972109
So did Batista

Are they gonna kiss?

>>1972105
Steve, Carter (the first one, not Deanmark), some 17 year old girl who got banned called Lita'sinmyass or something...

you could hear a pin drop right now

>>1972109
Not one bit, Johnny Mundo did the smart thing and left her for Thicc Taya

Reminder that if this was 2006 they would lez out in the ring

>>1972115
>Saying this after watching The REVIVAL.

>>1972100
It's a British wrestling thing. Since Canada is still subservient to the queen they have adopted their wrestling memes as well.

>>1972117
Batista actually cranked her tho

>>1972105
I only remember Chicagoat and Incognito
Everyone else came when /asp/ was made or didn't post often enough for me to notice

So Asuka can't really speak English well, how do they plan out their match? Has she just memorized key american move names, or do they plan out most of it before the match

>>1972115
Thats why The Revival is so fucking based. Heels using heel tactics, no flippy shit, act like assholes.

BASED

>dropkick
>YOU STILL GOT IT

>>1972109
She had a horrid face and a gap in her teeth
It's no wonder Morrisson couldn't get it up.

>>1972121
>>1972117
>>1972116

Very disappointing. At least I have Charlotte's big fake tits.

>>1972100
NXT crowds just steal shit from over here

>>1972128
Wrestling is a universal language xD

Huh Mickey's not as bad as I thought she'd be.

>>1972128
Same as any jap vs non jap match

>>1972115
Best real heels have to be Miz, Joe, Revival. I would say Jericho too because he does really try but he's too damn likable. He's calls the crowd stupid idiots and still gets cheered.

THE CROWD IS DEAD

>You've still got it, but Asuka's gonna kill you.

>>1972123
Lol im not even watching this shit nigga

>actual wrestling

MAIN ROSTER WOMEN BTFO

>>1972134
How did you come into possession of them?

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>mfw I'll never be in a threeway with Mickie and Asuka

>>1972128
Moves are in English around the world mate

>>1972128
Do you know what a translator is?

Asuka's attire is neat

>>1972141
Well, it is Toronto.

>>1972147
>Headrock
>Ahrmubahr
>Regrock

>>1972121
But Taya is ugly too, whats the difference?

>>1972144
but muh sasha tit slaps

> Mickie does the vagina grab again
> Pulls out a wad of Japanese pubes

What's up with MJ's HGH gut?

>>1972128
Asuka has been wrestling English speakers for years. I'm sure she knows move names well enough

>>1972150
Even better when she's barefoot

>dat mickie sprawl ass

hngggg

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>Asuka's jiggly tummy

And we're supposed to believe Mickie is the one that's been pregnant?

>stopping the count
>resetting the count

>Asuka's gut bouncing

I threw up a little

>>1972167
POST IT PLEASE!!

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>this autistic crowd shouting ten so i cant hear the ref's count

can they just fuck off already?

why does asuka's belly jiggle so much?

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>>1972159

>Womens wrestling
>Not botching every move

Thats werid on the Main Roster

>All these faggots trying to start their own gay chants
>Nobody joins in

Lel.

> Asuka's cute belly wobble
TFW no slightly chubby GF.

Asuka is going to lose.

>Asuka's selling noises

HOLY SHIT. JUST LIKE IN MY JAVs

>>1972177
is this porn? if so, source?

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>>1972173

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>those moans

> Submissions that sound like JAVs

>>1972197
Thank you based /Asp/ie

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>Asuka moaning

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>>1972197

>>1972112

Would've marked hard if she went for an AA after the shoulder tackles

>>1972184
That's about as crazy as the rock as wwe champ in 2013

good match, hope they keep Mickie in NXT for a while help the younger talent.

That ending was fucking weird.

Heel turn

Maybe Mickie is going to do a story where she starts wrestling on the weekly shows to "get back into shape" and challenges Asuka again while Asuka becomes more and egotistical and ends up losing. Then Asuka can get her head back on straight and win the rubber match. By that time the other women of NXT will be ready.