This guy keeps making great parody cartoons for every PPV. You should really check them out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrdfD3hGPcA Here is his latest upload!
>400 views
>"this guy"
Fuck off faggot stop shilling your bullshit here.
>>1973186
What are you going do to stop me? Keep talking shit and you'll end up front and center in my next cartoon. I'm going to make you a big star, faggot.
>>1973191
>400 views
>"big star"
[X] Doubt
Left or right, also becky looks fucking huge because she's in the front
>>1973017
Wow becketty is a fucking unit now
Bitch needs to stop eating
>>1973017
I assume the Smackdown women will win to contend with Raw winning the Tag and Men's, but I honestly don't know- it could just as easily be the other way around. Amazon Becky would trash Nia Fats though for sure.
>>1973024
>3/4 of le horsie women
>losing
Why did Edge cucking Matt get him over as a Main Event heel but was a complete failure for Christian when he cucked Jericho?
Because Christian was actually over unlike Edge. Christian got way too over. No one ever liked Edgetty
>>1972961
One biggest mistakes in WWE history is that they made Christian the heel and Edge the babyface when they split them up.
Even tho Edge was just as shitty a face as Christian was a heel, Edge was granted more chances because of Vinces' crush on him where as Christian never recovered.
>>1972958
Vince didn't like Christian's rat face. He even wanted to make him a comedy jobber and put a red dot on his forehead.
>Joe wins the title again
He'll never be called up will he...
didn't Kevin Owens get called up when he had the title?
Be thankful.
He fucking sucks balls
Hasn't had a good match in years
>Step 1: Be Japanese
>Step 2: Be over with smarks
Why?
because they have better wrestling training
Apparently in Japan, charisma and vigor and love for wrestling rises to the top instead of getting beaten out of you at every turn.
>>1972917
No one gives a fuck about Itami.
Asuka and Nakamura are both great workers. That is why smarks love them.
what a stupid stipulation
>>1972892
Kurt Angle got added to the match at Vengeance 2002 because he refused to drop the belt to the Rock.
Fuck Taketty
>>1972983
even at Summerslam 98 Taker would not let Austin beat him clean
Austin needed to low blow taker and then Taker got up straight away and no sold the stunner
Alright guys, in light of tonight's fight we're moving /box/ to /asp/
>>1972864
Good luck trying to compete with /smack/, /raw/, /nxt/, and /lu/.
>>1972864
When will fighty-taps be replaced in the Olympics by MMA?
who's the jannetty of your sport?
rate your current champions
>>1972846
>one man tag team
>>1972846
>KO
5/10. Jannetty of JeriKo.
>AJ
8/10. Reign somewhat tarnished by the Ellsworth shit.
>New Day
0/10. Fuck off
>Slyno
6/10. Doing fine. Should drop soon, Heath's had his fun.
>Roman
5/10. Meh.
>Miz
5/10. Tired of him as champion.
>Charlotte
4/10. Stale as fuck.
>Becky
7/10. Zero good challengers, booked like a chump. Still glad she's champion, she >deserves it
>BK
5/10. CW division was DOA. Can't be saved.
>Samoa Joe
LeaveNXTAlready/10
>Asuka
9/10. Always delivers at Takeovers but need to appear on the weekly show more often.
>D.I.Y
8/10. Gargano is a great babyface. Excellent chemistry with Revival.
>Owens
6/10
>Styles
9/10
>New Day
Skip all their segments/10
>Rhyno/Heath
6/10
>Reigns
7/10
>Miz
7/10
>Charlotte
5/10, probably the only """""decent"""" diva on the mic
>Becketty
See New Day
>Kendrick
No rating, would be dishonest because the division is so shit. He'd be great by himself though, TBK was based
>Joe
Don't watch NXT but eagerly waiting to see him on the main roster
>Asuka
Don't watch NXT
>DIY
Don't watch NXT
Was at the Toronto live crowd. Can confirm that there were Christ Benoit chants when Joe applied the crossface to Nakamura.
>>1972808
Was there as well. The chant was about to start much earlier but it died down very quickly. During the DIY vs Revival match, I believe.
>>1972808
explains why on the live feed the sound cut out
>>1972812
It is pretty much automatic now that every time a crippler crossface is used. It is not the first time.
>when a champion loses a match he is granted a rematch
>>1972788
kys ya dumb frog poster
Rematch clause is a real thing in boxing and MMA.
>>1972904
>Rematch clause is a real thing in boxing and MMA
not always especially in boxing you can have mandatory fights that have to take place first or you forefit the title. Also not 100% in mma either.
>>1972788
Rematch clauses in wrestling is old as fuck, I fail to see the problem? They only sick if they keep hot potatoing the belt back and forth on the rematch......See Sasha and Charlotte as proof! It's just a shit way to drag out a feud.
Let's talk about his matches, in ring ability, and feud with Gotch and others.
>>1972767
>Hackenschmidtetty
>>1972772
>not Jeschmidt
>not Hacketty
you're not even trying anymore /asp/
>>1972767
Do the nurses at the nursing home know you're online, grandpa?
Why don't wrestlers have long rockstar hair anymore?
>implying
>>1972757
Hippie cucks don't count.
I don't know but it's something I miss.
post yfw Meltzer chickens out and gives Revival/DIY a 4.5 or 4.75.
Good
>>1972739
>mfw the absolute madman cheese melt actually gives the tag match 5 stars
He only gives 5 stars to outlaw gook shit.
Fuck him.
Was he a draw?
>>1972732
I only know of Rico being manager of Billy and Chuck.
>>1972732
he always drew my boner to full attention, so yes. too me at least.
>>1972732
Literally who
>Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.
>You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.
>>1972725
I watched the entirety of Takeover and it was all bollocks.
Predictable, average... slightly entertaining, but not good enough to keep me from posting bollocks on here.
WTF is Nakamura's gimmick?
>>1972744
Noodle Jap man