>Genetics. >How do they work?
Deanmark is really bored today
All mom's genes
Mick used to be good looking before he got hit one too many times with chairs.
>Ambrose runs out to attack AJ
>seven refs are unable to remove him from the ring
I fucking hate this trope
>you will never see Slaughter put an unruly wrestler in a cobra clutch
We need a ref turned wrestler gimmick. Some NXT guy gets called up as a ref, he gets bullied and beaten. He snaps then says "I'm a wrestler now!"
>>1981307
In Kayfabe the refs are made of glass and can't take any damage because wrestlers are larger than life. This is just how wrestling is.
>Ziggler drops the belt to Miz
>The smarks perk up "He only did that so Zayn can beat a heel and the IC belt can come to RAW! WWE is so transparent!"
>Miz retains and smarks got BTFO
>Stipulation where if Kalisto gets the CWC belt then the Cruiserweights go to SDL
>The smarks perk up "This is so transparent, they obviously want the Cruiserweights to go to SDL while RAW gets the IC belt!"
>Kalisto wins but with a DQ finish, Cruiserweights stay where they are and smarks BTFO
>3 matches with RAW vs SDL announced
>The smarks perk up "The main event is going to be the tie breaker like always, so fucking transparent! You can't fool us WWE!"
>SDL goes 2-0 against RAW before winning in the finale, smarks BTFO once again
>Goldberg comes back to fight Brock
>The smarks perk up "He's coming back to job to Brock, there's no way Vince will let Goldberg go 2-0! Brock is strong!"
>Goldberg decimates Brock and the smarks got BTFO
In one fucking PPV, Vince created an environment where the smarks thought they had it all figured out and /swerved/ them on every goddamn turn. He's still fucking got it.
>>1981214
Vince is known for making decisions at the last minute, he can change his mind so quickly
>>1981214
Actually, Kendrick won the match.
>>1981214
The IC and CW titles staying on their respective shows was always the most obvious outcome.
>shoot six four
>ended RAM's tyranny
>GOAT worker
>can talk pretty well
>gimmick is being a snek
>believable
>vet
>ad-libs well
>has carried Reigns and Rollins to good matches
>best scoop slam ever
>best finisher ever
>draw
>makes women wet
PRAISE SNEK
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Randy 'Slithering' Orton the greatest WWE Champion of all time?
>>1981210
> using shoot as an adjective
> getting a scoop slam mixed up with a powerslam
>Leave saving the cruiserweight division to me
Considering how roided up he is right now he'd be more believable as the HW champ than Roman 2bh
Rey you had a great career but your like 100 years old now
>>1981535
He's only 41. Dude started his career at an insanely young age.
GOAT
>>1981179
>roid-gut sticks out further than her ass
>>1981179
Based.
Literal Perfection
>Have the best roster to beat Smackdown
>Smackdown has no Undertaker or Big Match John, not even BASED Miz
>Have a Non-Wrestler in your team
>AJ Styles gives a free elimination to Team RAW
>KO and Y2J can't beat a Commisisoner, a NON-WRESTLER
>Losing to Wyatts post-WM30 burial
>Dean Ambrose helps Team RAW
>Still lose the biggest match of the night
Explain this Rawtists. Smacklads beat you without BMJ and giving you 2 eliminations and you still lose.
The state of the red babbies
>>1981161
>giving you 2 eliminations
Minus the 2 freebies from the 5 overall
Reminder Shane counts for half a person and Roman/Braun count for 1.5 because they're really really strong
+0.5 for Ellsworth memery
Reminder SD won a 3v6 handicap match
>Cesaro botches taking his blazer off
>thinking a tuxedo is a blazer
Gain height, faggot
>>1981062
Yeah that was a bit akwakrd.
>>1981293
>working yourself into a shoot
Are strong are they in kayfabe?
Just like your english.
Harper and Bray are jobbers.
>>1981026
I hope Harper stops doing his stupid arrow thing.
Big Money Bill is a true draw unlike any of the main roster geeks.
That includes Romanetty.
>guy whose character isn't handled by 2010s Vince McMahon
>outdraws guys whose characters are solely handled by 2010s Vince McMahon
Whoa, no shit?
>>1981014
Well, the clip on the left is the match in its entirity. People had to rewatch it to believe the shit they were shovelled.
>Romanetty
Complete cringe
>If I put it in every single one of my posts it will seem like it is over
Does it make you cry that literally nobody but you uses that retarded name
> becketty getting literally zero pop and the fat fuck looking like a pale nia jax
> nay nay and bliss getting a much bigger pop
> thicci and sashA+s pop btfoing everyone else
> until nA+ttie comes out and blows them all away
Even carmella got a slighty bigger pop than lynchetty last night
On a scale of 1-10 just how BTFO are becketty fags right now lads?
>>1980960
>Even carmella got a slighty bigger pop than lynchetty last night
Calm down Carmella
kek becketty will never recover. they're going to pull the plug on this failed experiment at TLC. even the fridge got more of a reaction.
Why does this image constantly accompany the most idiotic of shitposts?
They're dropping the belts tonight to Cesaro & Sheamus
They've haven't broken the record yet so nope
They're dropping the belts at Roadblock to The Revival.
They'll be beat but due to wacky shenanigans will get themselves disqualified and retain.
Apologise.
He was the MVP tonight.
He is the MVP of every survivor series match you dumbass
If Orton had any motivation whatsoever he would be one of the GOATs. Instead he phones it in 80% of the time then has a great performance like last night just to remind you of how good he could be
>>1980857
Not his fault that he spends 8 months of the year in the midcard wrestling Big Show and Sheamus. Who would be motivated for that?
Charlotte
>eliminated people
>didn't get eliminated
Becky
>made Nia Jax tap
Bayley
>won the match for team RAW
Sasha
>pinned like a jobber and is getting replaced in the title scene by Bayley
How the fuck will Sashafags recover?
Becky
>outpopped by half of the match's competitors despite being ''''''''top'''''' '''''woman''''' on smackdown
kekekek sasha can get her win back but becky will always be ugly as fuck and cared about by no one
>>1980799
>based becky working this guy
>>1980787
Alexa Bliss got a surprisingly good pop.
>Brock breaks the streak
>destroys cena
>undefeated for two+ years
>just so you can feed him to 50 year old GREENBERG
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>1980773
go get some sleep brock
>>1980773
In kayfabe Goldberg is God. 18+ faggot
>>1980776
>muh kayfabe
Yeah let's bring Hogan back and have him squash Roman