Is Khali the greatest wrestler of all time? He squashed that rookie named Undertaker 10 years ago. My immediate thought when I saw him Tuesday night was that Vince was very generous to pay him a couple bucks to show up. Probably needed gas money.
Khali drew more than the Undercarder ever did
I want back to /sp/
>>1973736
Got to pay our dues in this bingo hall before we go back to the main-event scene, kid.
I know it's a bit early but we have already won, I mean it's just smackdown lmao, easy for us tonight lads get in here.
No smackdownies allowed.
Smacklad here. Rawtists should celebrate by killing themselves, because we got this in the bag.
>>1973669
Not into this role-play shit like you autists. but SD is losing because of the Taker storyline.
Also gotta make Roman and Braun look strong.
>>1973674
>Not into this roleplay shit
Have sex pinhead
Did they really have that huge impact on the monday night wars or is it just HHH revisionist history
The latter
>>1973658
Na'h. The biggest impacts were Stone Cold, The Rock, nWo, Mankind (to a lesser extent), Goldberg... DX was a just a soldier in this war.
>>1973658
Yes
Shawn and his gyrating had a fucking huge impact by forcing millions and millions of heterosexual male fans to change the channel and watch outlaWCW
Literally wHHHo did fuck all
Will The Miz be inducted into the Hall of Fame one day? He actually has a very decorated list of accomplishments.
He will
Only redditors and nu-males dislike MizGOAT
>>1973653
this
I'm certain he'll also win the World title again some day.
UNDERCARDER BTFO
>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
>Voted for Hillary Clinton like the cuck he is
>Despite changing into all his gimmick gear, couldn't draw LeBron James out of his dressing room despite standing around for an hour
Taketty on suicide watch
Taketty is a mess. His retirement can't come soon enough.
He's even shitting up non Wrestlemania season now. Fuck off Taketty.
Can AJ carry a barely mobile Undercarder to a decent match?
>>1973514
If anyone could do it, it would be AJ.
Brock vs Taker Hiac 2015 was WWE MOTY
He got one out of Roman so yes
> 30 minutes until show begins
> HAHA HA LOOK HOW EMPTY THE ARENA IS XDXDXD
> All because Dave Meltzer said it would be
You fucking sheep need to open your eyes and realise not everyone lives at the arena and pops up instantly one hour before the show.
>he believes WWE's crowd figures
>>1973519
Can't wait when i will see you spamming how Roman drew 100k+ people to WM 32.
>12k
lmao, it was the quietest takeover crowd i've heard in a long time. guess beta male canucks can't make a whole lot of noise
>CAW squad #1 vs CAW squad #2
>MOTY candidate
>the state of the smarks
fucking lmao. literally nobody can tell these 4 people apart, nobody knows who they are
>>1973431
Here's your reply.
>>1973431
Jesus fucking Christ this board has become something so stupid it's amazing
>>1973431
Here's your third reply, fucker.
Is it cool to ironically cheer for jobber goofballs now? Considering Slater and Ellsworth something is up.
>>1973413
You cheer for people who entertain you.
If slater entertains you, cheer for him.
>>1973448
No you don't, mark. You boo these vanilla midget jobbers and cheer for the real stars when they beat them up.
>>1973451 its just wrestling ENTRETAINMENT, isnt even a real contact sport , considering this, being a star=being entrteaining to watch.just my opinion , respect yours
Anybody have any predictions for the WrestleMania 33 card? Here's a couple of mine.
WWE World Championship (If Taker loses, he retires)
Undertaker (c) vs John Cena
Brock Lesnar vs The Rock
Universal Championship
Roman Reigns (c) vs Finn Balor vs Kevin Owens
Seth Rollins vs Triple H
Yeah this just has to be Takers last mania.
And it has to be against Cena.
Your card is clearly the ideal option OP
>>1973343
>ideal
2 rehashes of matches that were far better in the early 2000s and a triple threat with zero appeal?
>>1973335
There's no way Brock vs Rock is feasible. If they want the ultimate paycheck, they'd sign McGregor to a one match deal and have McGregor vs Brock with Dana White in his corner and shenanigans leading to McGregor winning.
When was the last time you got worked?
>>1973329
someone made fun of my roman :(((
>>1973329
Probably one of the Moey in the Bank matches where Miz hurt his leg. I thought he legit got injured.
>>1973333
*tips*
Think about it
>Vince wanted Luger, Smarks wanted Bret
Bret drew more
>Vince wanted Michaels and Haitch, smarks wanted Austin
No comment needed
>Vince wanted white meat babyface Rock who was shit, Smarks booed him, turned him heel and made him into the biggest star in the world
No comment needed
>Vince wanted Boreton, smarks wanted Batista and Cena
Smarks were right again
>Vince wanted Reigns, smarks wanted Bryan and Punk
Smarks picked the people who actually drew
People here always says "le smarks ruining le business :(((" but in reality, they're a major positive and usually pick better guys than Vince.
>>1973300
>Bryan and Punk drew
Opinion disregarded.
>>1973302
But they did.
The numbers *don't* lie!
ITT: wrestlers that have only one fan on the board
pic related, the obvious one
>>1973260
>>1973264
>>1973265
I dont get it
>>1973266
big black dicks wanting to spunk
>continuously triggers the Smarks that take wrestling too seriously
Is the big dog, dare I say, our guy?
Why did Nakamura lose? Did they want to break the formula of (Loses Title, Loses Rematch equals debuts on roster) Or was Nakamura really bad as a champ?
I skipped most of the matches - the only match worth watching was: DIY vs Revival and Asuka/James
Nakameme will win it in December and Joe will go to the main roster.
Then Naka will lose it in January and debut in the Rumble.
Screencap dis.
>>1973211
Okay I think either Daria Benerato or Billie Kay will be beating Asuka, screencap this
https://vid.me/UnE1
>>1973205
>the only match worth watching was: DIY vs Revival and Asuka/James
Which one?
>based paul working the smarks
Triple H hasn't worked the smarks since he beat Punk, it's been all smark pandering since then
>working smarks by sucking their dick and eating their salad
>>1973183
>implying Paul isn't working you right now by putting on better PPVs and weekly shows than the RAW brand, which is primarily Vince and Dewey Foley.
If Survivor Series sucks, it will be because Vince had the final say in the results, don't blame Ryan Ward or Triple H.