first for /smack/
What diva has the best beef game?
>>2067210
Charles
Just started watching. What did I miss?
>>2067228
Shark Cage.
In wrestling lore do they have to plug in their ipods and select their song before running out to interfere in a match?
>>2067210
Dark beef coming thru
>Horse BTFO
>>2067243
The best kind
>>2067196
SASHA BTFO
>had a dream I
>hadn't neighed yet
Crowd are dead, kek
>Dumbass horse can't even sell a leg injury properly
She really wants that simpathy, i'm sure these cucks will give it all to her, i can listen to the "THANK YOU SASHA" chants already
I thought they put down horses that injure their leg
Look at these fuckers clapping sarcastically
>the lyrics to her theme as she walks to the ring with a crutch
Well, thats awkward.
>>2067243
>ywn eat her ass
>broken leg
It's time for her to go to the glue factory. Horses have no use with broken legs.
Wwe has made me hate women
THE HORSE, IT HAS BECOME UN"STABLE"
>>2067259
She was walking normally, really is useless.
Lets face it she will get sympathy then out comes Nia or Emmalina
>>2067258
They're just wore out from laughing their asses off with the opening segment.
>>2067268
BREHS
I fell asleep during the 30 minute ironman match. Turned off the PPV after that. I guess I didn't miss anything worth watching.
"LUCHA LIBRE" DE MUJERES
Charlotte nipple via see through.
>>2067263
We already saw her naked...
Thread pic is pretty beta. Covering big dog with some anime shit
>>2067270
>wwes fault
Who was the girl that hurt you anon
>>2067263
>that face
>that lack of hips
Tits are nice at least
>>2067263
What movie?
she carries that crutch better than she carried that title
Better watch 5 minutes highlights on youtube.
She waited for the crowd to chant and they didnt. No one cares.
oh shit, did they bust her open last night?
I didn't watch.
You kids know this is all fake right?
SASHA'S BROKEN HEART
Why does Sasha have such a hard time enunciating her words? She sounds like she has peanut butter filling her mouth all the time
>>2067271
>Sasha has had 3 reigns and none are over 30 days
>>2067283
Opposite sex.
WHY IS A CRUTCH BEING USED ON THE SIDE OF HER BROKEN LEG
>>2067242
dunno, but it was pointed out once that rollins was going to run out to the ring after talking to foley and steph, and foley pulled out a walkie-talkie and told to production crew to hit his music.
Please retire.
>>2067267
Holy fuck
>>2067281
I like my gf that's it
>last night at Roadblock: End of the Lineâ„¢
>>2067292
nice Mr Ed reference
>>2067292
Been saying this for months she has a speach impediment
>This """""acting"""""
This horse is such hood trash
>>2067261
MEDIUM KEK
That lone "what" in the background.
NEIGH CHANTS WHEN!?!
LEGIT HOSS
DELETE
I hate Sasha but I love her leather pants tbqhwy famalamadingdong
What?
>>2067292
She's a nig
>>2067303
I don't actually know what that is but thank you for making it seem like I know things
I DIDN'T THINK THIS COULD GET WORSE
GOD. FUCKING. DAMNIT
>>2067296
so she can put her weight on the crutch instead of her leg, dingus
>not chanting "you deserve it" at Sasha limping out
Also OH SHIT BIG SAMOA NIA
What is even happening
OH SHIT IT'S NIA!
So does Sasha cry after every match she loses? Doesn't sound like a legit boss
Here comes the fatass
>>2067272
Called it, incoming injury angle for Sasha.
Everything else that's happened in the past two years is exactly the same except pic related beat John Cena clean in his first match
Would wrestling have been saved?
Couldn't they have chosen a more unfitting song for a monster gimmick?
>Nia coming out to bury Sasha
Thank you based High test Queen.
>crickets
IM NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS, WHO ONLY EAT WHAT JUST WHAT THEYRE GIVEN
T H I C C
Horse vs Cow, place your vets, ladies and gents
LEVELS OF THICKNESS NEVER SEEN BEFORE
Kill her based Nia
Christ why do I even bother with Ram?
and the crowd goes somehow more mild
>>2067272
Wizard
>expect charlotte
>out comes nia
Is this the beggining of an epic rivalry?
>>2067316
On the brightside I dont think it can get any worse than this
>>2067333
COW
>checked
>Crickets in the crowd
I think even Carmella gets more of a reaction
End this
>Nia Jax
>>2067279
>complains about anime on 4chan.
This is the only way Big bland dog can be redeemed.
>Sasha going to get taken off TV for months
Based. What a terrible match these two would have
Nia has the worst entrance. They zoom on her face the whole time but she's really bad at portraying an angry face.
She just looks like she stuffed her face at a Chinese buffet and wants to take a nap but she can't yet because she has to drive home
Is Nia Jax crossed eyed?
what the fuck is with the zoom on niz jax's face?
is it so we won't see her body?
holy shit Nia is F A T
.. Also she just said she doesn't feel like a boss. Wtf is Nia talking about.
BATTLECOW
THE BATTLECOW COMETH
>>2067315
Mr. Ed was a talking horse who had his own TV show 100 years ago. Before computer effects, handlers would put peanut butter in animals' mouths to make them move their lips as if they were talking.
IM NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS
>>2067315
Mr Ed was a tv show where the star, Mr Ed, a horse, talked. they got his mouth to move by putting peanut butter in his mouh and he would go to lick it. Sasha Banks is also a horse. so you were clever without apparently even knowing so
250 pounds of pure ass
WTF? I love Nia Jax now!
>THICC
>H
>I
>C
>C
dead crowd
>>2067350
Yes
Also sashas tits look great right now
>>2067350
Yes
>>2067356
>100 years
has it really been that long?
>>2067315
40+
>Doesn't stomp on the leg
You call yourself a heel Nia Fatts?
Bayley ass from tribute to troops.
Oh fug that zoom im on her clevage
So Sasha will be kayfabe injured until around Mania, for reasons.
>alicia foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox
>>2067357
If I had to breed with any woman on the roster it'd be Nia
Her body is optimal for pumping out babies and doggystyle
>Nia burying Sasha instead of Dana
>>2067331
>no pic of the twin towers
Disappointed desu
Calling it now sasha banks and charlotte team up dbz style to defeat nia jax.
>fox dating a nog
REEEEEEEEE i thought she was white washed
>>2067369
Awesome
>>2067368
to be fair if she even put 1/3 of her body weight on that horse it would have broke irl
>>2067372
Just in time to get her 40th title match in the past year!
>>2067369
Hey, delete this please? Don't sexualize Bayley okay
>Womens promo
>Cruserweights
T W O
M O R E
H O U R S
>>2067366
idk probably 60. wasn't it b&w era? the good old days when tv shows were sponsored by cigarettes and niggers knew their place.
>hey how do we make the snoozerweights interesting?
>uhhh, make them fight over Alicia Fox
so who is the most based fatass, Owens or Nia?
>>2067375
Oh shit where the hell has Dana been, I've completely forgot about her, although not those milk jugs.
>>2067267
The fuck?
Peyton hnggg
Fuck wwe dholy shit
Where the fuck is Vince to take. Back control of his fucking company
>>2067366
55 years.
>>2067357
Made me laugh
It amazes that people think Sasha is over she seems to get no reaction and last night at cockblock there were Charlotte chants.
>>2067386
Owens by a light year
>Alicia Foz reduced to being a trophy wife for the kekweight division
>>2067375
Where is Dana?
>>2067378
Kek cuck deserved that. Should have hung him from a tree
Just got back home, what'd I miss so far lads?
Did I miss /ourguys/ based Shesaro?
>>2067374
You are a chubby chaser.KEK
>>2067389
Lex, Peypey, and Lana have the best bodies in WWE
>>2067395
>reduced
You need to be something to have something to be reduced from
who want that ass
Don't horses with broken legs normally get shot out back?
was he a draw?
Cesaro is so fucking boring
>>2067390
>Implying this isn't the best Vince can do
>>2067399
missed cass disqualified against rusov and a cow beating the shit out of a lame horse
>Foley with the public masturbator trench coat
>>2067398
>Better than Lita t b h
>>2067409
such a bro
10/10 would lift with & cuddle after
>>2067398
I don't know why she's so prude on snapchat. She'll put up vids of Maxel playing with her tits but censor it with an emoji.
>>2067399
Shit, nevermind
>Didn't fist bump
What the fuck Ceasro?
Why such a dick move
>UGLY
>HERE WE GO AGAIN
FUCKING UGLY SHITS
>>2067398
thank the 7 deities she got preggers and gained some tits
Dem tag team titles
>ooh im laffin
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How long until the wwe championship becomes blue?
>rawtists seething SD gets cooler belts
>"WE CAN HAVE SILVER, TOO, REEEE"
>introduce terrible straps that look like period blood
WHAt the fuck LMAOOO
at least they're gold
BRAUN IS PISSED GUYS
BASED BRAUN SAVING RAW BY DESTROYING IT
BRAUN
lol them belts are exactly the same as the old
Fucking kill him Braun, please. Just snap his fucking neck.
Sheamus literally only loves them because they fucking look just like him.
How long until the WWE world title is just painted blue?
WTF
>>2067420
>Foley starts singing "She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes"
How hard do you mark?
W-what are ya doin braun.
Foley get fired already, youre acting is deplorable
>new tag champ design
>Sami
>Celebrating Christmas
Come on Foley
Braun can actually talk for how much he needs to
When's the last time a monster heel could actually talk?
is or else rape?
>>2067398
>small pussy
>1(one) pierced tit
matt is a god
thats high quality sex
whats jeff got?
matt has
best wife/girl
best gimmick
will win awards for most over char/gimmick this year and beyond
MATT WON IN THE END
JEFF IS FALSE PROFIT
>>2067196
Jesus Christ Why Is Braun So Based, Lads?!!
>BRAUN comes out & destroys all the flippy manlets
Based Braun is going to kill those memeweights
Would like to see Cesaro and Sheamus come out with two belts each would be awesome
BASED ARIES
Shame this match is gonna suck
PICS OF NEW TITLE PLEASE
Oh man the cruiserweights are gonna get it now.
>inb4 based Braun interrupts the curisercuck match
>>2067443
Does the Boogeyman count :^) ?
ARE WE FINALLY GETTING THE BRAUN DESTROYS AND INTERFERE'S ALL NIGHT LIKE KANE EPISODE?
>>2067398
>>2067406
>Matt's wife has nudes and he dated a ring rat and expected her to not cheat.
He may be entertaining but he's a cuck deep down.
Kek just fire Byron
This Might just be Alicia's Best look. Hnnnngggg I want some of that brown sugar.
>>2067451
It's literally the SD titles with s red strap
Byron looks different
>>2067398
>>2067406
wait
She does porn?
wut
CRUISERWEIGHT ACTION
Fuck that was stiff
What are the midgets doing here? Didn't they have their own show?
>>2067461
lmao
>FOXY stuck valeting in the manlet division
>>2067457
Have a (you) for family values and self respect, anon.
>starts braun segment
>cuts from it
FUCKING WHY
Austin Aries in RAM.
No please.
>>2067460
Kys race traitor
Can Neville come out and kill these fuckers too?
>>2067463
She did playboy. So no unless you count that as porn
>>2067428
Will the intercontinental belt turn blue too...?
Then it will just look like a Women's Smack belt.
Am I the only one who likes RAW and Smackdown equally?
>>2067460
Alicia Fox is top tier
Alicia when she had her giant natural tits was god tier
>>2067451
>>2067470
I hope Braun goes to the ring and kills the vanilla midgets
Good start to this match, expect it to slow down and go on too long
Just let them do what they did in the CWC already
>>2067398
>that roastie
I think i like dicks now lads
I wish they'd push Braun to the moon and let him win the Rumble. Then give him the strap at Mania and let him have like a year long reign of destruction.
is Alicia Fox the most Based of the """""womens"""" division?
I'm only in favor of this angle if it ends with yandere Fox stalking him like a psycho bitch
>>2067477
Yes, they are equally shit.
>>2067477
it really is strange seeing a rivalry between two shows in a fictional shared universe
>>2067477
They're both equally shit.
>>2067451
There's honestly no point. They look exactly like the SD titles but red. You're going to be disappointed.
>>2067486
Yes
>>2067479
A Shitty Red that nots dark enough and looks bad with Silver
>>2067479
>upgrading from Bronze to Silver
It's a start
>Neville
>Tozawa
>Gulak (aka Malenko Jr)
>Gentleman Jack
All other cruiserweights suck and need to stay on 205 Live or NXT til they get a clue
Noam Dar looks like such a smug douche
>>2067477
No, I'm with you. Both shows are exciting and flawed.
>>2067487
I'm only in favor of this show if Braun kills the vanilla midgets and bangs Fox in the ring
>>2067484
He better get the US Title at least after mania
>>2067477
I watch both but I really only enjoy Smack.
Raw is more like ironic entertainment.
>>2067484
This
>>2067478
Alicia Fox has been the most under rated diva in recent history. Her stint as crazy monster heel Foxy was amazing. I have literally masturbated to her northern lights suplex.
Missed the first hour. What happened?
>>2067496
>Gentleman Jack
Reddit pls go
>>2067477
>Am I the only one who
No, you are never the only one you fucking mongoloid. You were never the only one and you will never be the only one. Fuck. Please put a fucking gun in your mouth you fucking cuck
Alicia Fox gets a new gimmick where she has her cruiserweight BF hide under the ring during her matches to pop out and help her cheat like Hornswoggle. Would this work?
Dar is such a stupid name
>>2067472
Wouldn't marry or get in a relationship with her, Jesus I'd just spend a night fucking her.
>>2067443
Rusev. Corbin if he counts.
So since this match means nothing let's talk about other wrestling things
Anybody else like Matt Riddle?
He's got the best suicide dive in wrestling
>>2067508
diva shit.
Did he say "autistic"?
>>2067510
>Not liking Gentleman Jack
Have sex
>>2067510
At least he HAS a character
>autistic interpretation
Cedric Universal Champ when?
>>2067507
>she'll never steal your beverage and pour it on herself
I could have totally seen Braun wreck shit and be super over in 1988, a Hogan feud would have been GOAT
>Ced getting a decent reaction
>>2067516
Corbin is absolutely shit on the mic.
>>2067523
i heard that too
the bootiful alicia fuuuuuuuuuuuuux
Wow this guy sounds more retarded than Becky does
>>2067499
If I had to pick a show I like the most, it'd be Smackdown solely because cruiserweight and raw being an extra hour.
Raw however has a cast I like more.
Why is Noam Dar being dubbed by Becky Lynch?
I cant even understand what this guy is saying
Stalker gimmick inbound
ha what
please kill the cruiserweight division already
Based white boi getting that dark meat
I'm sad for Alicia. She's been demoted to Cedric Alexander's beard.
Noam is creepy af
This angle will haunt his career
Doesn't Alicia Fox like white people anyways?
>race mixing
Well as long as there's no white women involved, I guess its ok
ALICIA ABOUT TO GET BLEACHED
NOAM DAR IS OFFICIALLY GOD-TIER
>Dar is DDP
What the fuck is this segment
Another fucking cuck story?
Where is noam Dar from
>>2067507
She is shit. That one move is all she has
>Noam is a cuck in kayfabe
So much for the women's revolution
>the byootiful Alicia FoOOOOOOOOox
WOMEN'S REVOLUTION
This little faggot managed to get under my skin
I guess that's something
>>2067543
sort of
>>2067514
You don't have to impress a NEET on a Latvian banjo tuning forum
It's so great seeing them without the titles...
>White guy attempting to cuck a black man
WHITED
>Black guy getting cucked by a Scottish Jew
lmao
>>2067477
I hate them both equally, yeah.
>Cedric about to get kek'd by the Big Scottish Cock
>>2067560
>Scottish
>white
Kek
>>2067545
>WWE has been having blacks BTFO lately
>now they have a chick BLEACHED
based vince
James Elseworth vs Bray Wyatt tomorrow
>>2067542
it didn't hurt kurt
>Jewish wrestler is into miscegenation
What the fuck? Dean is in a feud with the Wyatts all of a sudden?
>>2067556
They fucked at least once. You can tell
>>2067560
(((White)))
I love Vince for putting a kike in a racemixing storyline with a black girl.
>>2067543
Yes
>Big Damo is in Sanity and will not be Noam Dar's muscle
Feels bad
RIP New Day's Tag Titles.
>>2067577
No! Swaggie, you were supposed to be the Real American
New Day turns heel screen cap this
>new gay
Forgot about these fucks.
Yeah, remove them, and I might like RAW more than Smackdown.
>>2067582
he's just following in the glorious footsteps of our founding fathers
>>2067584
Really going out on a limb with that prediction faggot.
crowds just don't go apeshit for everything wrestlers say like in the 90s, they need to stop pausing after every sentence
>>2067582
>Colonizing jungle pussy
That's about as real American as you can get
CHARLIE BTFO ETERNALLY
>>2067477
Same.
It's fun to meme, but if people are actually have fanhood over another are painfully autistic.
Also, WE WUZ CHAMPS N SHEIT
>>2067243
>Niggas just now getting put on Naomi since she put on the glowy body paint
>Like I ain't been claimed dat ass years ago
BTFO johnny come lately ass niggas.
>>2067487
Stone cold foxy was based af
Big Show, Taker, Kane, Brock, Big Show, Goldberg...All old and way over the hill or on the verge of being over the hill. They NEED to build up Braun as the dominant big man in the industry. Give him the belt in the squash, let him demolish Taker at Mania, whatever it takes.
>>2067569
Payback's a bitch.
>>2067623
OR ELSE
>>2067579
>Damo is placed in a stable with a cool gimmick whose growing popularity will guarantee him in the title picture eventually.
>Damo is a valet for a cruiserweight
bruh, he's MUCH better off where he is now.