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Ellsworth and Cheeseburger are the future of professional wrestling.

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Cheeseburger fucked this whore after the show.

What's his gimmick?

>>2118082
he got a clue unlike you ya stupid mark #AhYessir

>hit the gym
>got a clue
>had sex

What's your excuse OP? You are a waste of skin who lives in his mommy's basement while the Big Dog is rich, famous, successful, ambitious, beloved, and good looking.

I'd reconsider your life if I were you.

Thats rosey, not roman

Fuck off FedoRamen

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The WWE would be a much better place if these three weren't in it, they are collectively the worst thing to happen to the WWE since it went PG, at least one of the three is constantly in the main event title picture and they make ring generals like Jericho look a joke. (Jericho has lost to Reigns on SIX Raws in the past six months, Jericho has lost to Ambrose on two consecutive PPVs (Payback & ER), was eliminated by him at the RR and lost on Raw to him last year, Jericho has lost to Rollins on three Raws and at Roadblock in the past 6 months, Jericho has never had a single televised pinfall/submission victory over any of those three except Ambrose just once)

>>2118078
>>2118080
both of you please have sex

Draw.

red and yellow hogan had a higher power level but hollywood had the all time GOAT backstage politics

Terrence Gene Bollea

>>2117972
Must be bloody good wrestlers cause they're all hideous

>>2117972
>Lovelace

Sounds familiar, pretty sure she does a stinkface

>>2117972
>past women used to have Playboy tier looks

When did it all go wrong?

1. AJ Styles
2. Dean Ambrose
3. Dalton Castle
4. Adam Cole (BAY BAY)
5. Sami Zayn
6. Samoa Joe
7. Baron Corbin
8. Kazuchika Okada
9. Cesaro
10. Finn Balor

>>2117945
1. Roman Reigns
2. Baron Corbin
3. Charlotte
4.Shinsuke Nakamura
5. Finn Balor
6. Sami Zayn
7. John Cena
8. Dean Ambrose
9. Dolph ziggler
10. Enzo Amore

>>2117959
10/10

is the big dog the best thing to ever happen to the WWE? It's literally the only reason I watch raw, best wrestler ever

>inb4 worked anti smarcks getting mad

>>2117926
You're not bryanfag nor will you ever be him

>>2117926
three* incredible runs
Your manlets' days are numbered

>>2117929
Bryanfag was here a few days ago and kept BTFOing the wewist OP

Absolutely

>>2117849
Yes for yearsm

>>2117849
no

It was worse than wm27

The Royal Rumble will BTFO it

>>2117850

I defy you to same a something better from WM27 than the art that Shibata and Goto created in that ring.

40. Finn Balor
The worst NXT champion. Shit was boring. But the guy has undeniable talent, and some of the best entrance music of all time.
39. Becky Lynch
The Irish lass-kicker needs to wear t-shirts in the ring more often.
38. Bray Wyatt
Another guy who should be higher and would be if it weren't for his shit booking. This guy managed to squeeze a great ppv match out of Ryback for fuck's sake.
37. Noam Dar
Mr. Steel You Girl. The Scottish Supernova. Alicia Fucks. Dude has a wicked high dropkick as well.
36. The Undertaker
Fuck the memes. Undertaker is an icon and will always be welcome in the WWE. Fuck the hype. This old bag of bones gets a pass for shit in-ring work because of his age but Sting is way older than him and still managed to put on great performances in the WWE.
35. No Way Jose
I hated him at first but his work with Roode opened my eyes. NWJ's hidden aggressive side is a hundred times better than Rich Swann's.
34. Goldust
Underrated and underused. R-Truth isn't as bad as people act either. They used to do a spot where Truth would Irish Whip an opponent into Goldust's Powerslam and it was beautiful. I think they stopped doing that. For how much promo time they eat up it sure would be nice to see them get a legitimate push.
33. Braun Strowman
BRAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUN!
32. Dean Ambrose
Dean is often pretty shitty, but when he actually is good oh boy is he one of the best in the company.
31. Randy Orton
What's the best moment in WWE in this last decade? The correct answer is, Randy Orton turning on Seth Rollins and pulverizing him in 2015. He was aimless for a while, but this Wyatt stuff has him on the right track. Orton vs Gable is fun to watch.

Worst gimmick in /asp/ history

30. Charlotte
A pretty fantastic heel on the mic, and a powerhouse among the women although they don't have her display strength often. She needs to never yell or cry in her promos ever again.
29. Sami Zayn
This guy should be in the top 10 but he has tripped up bad on the main roster, And no, it's not just the booking. He's fallen into the routine of just doing signature moves a lot worse than other Owens or Neville. And despite that he barely ever does the tornado DDT though the ropes anymore. He's not moving up this list, he's falling down it.
28. Emma
Ass. She's pretty good in the ring too. A lot better than the horsewomen that's for sure. And I respect her for being one of the first to go up against Asuka and take all the stiff shots while Asuka was still working the Japanese out of her system.
27. Brock Lesnar
Suplex city is getting boring. Brock needs to appear on TV ripping cars apart again, and more often because the fun behind this guy is dying.
26. Rhyno
Guilty pleasure, sure. But he does deserve to be pretty high up. This vet is still taking some nasty bumps and they had to put him on Smackdown so his Gore wouldn't embarrass Goldberg and Reigns.
25. Johnny Gargano
He should be higher, but I like Ciampa more and I sort of resent how the crowd pops for him way more.
24. Baron Corbin
Is he perfect? No. But look at how poor he was at his NXT debut and note how much better he was by the time he got called up. Think about how much better this guy has gotten since the last Wrestlemania. Corbin never stops growing and evolving. At the ridiculous rate this guy improves, he could potentially have five-star matches within three years.
23. Bobby Roode
Yeah, it's almost entirely because of the music.
22. Tommaso Ciampa
He can be the hot tag that saves the day or just as easily be the one getting curb stomped in the other corner, There's not a position in the ring that he doesn't excel at.
21. Alexa Bliss
Ass. Plus she was almost single-handedly NXT tag team champions.

What is this cringe

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WHEN WILL THE MACK STOP STEALING FINISHING MOVES

He'll surpass them all

Yes. He's already surpassed Cena

He already passed Cena and is on the Austin/Rock level, give a few years and he'll pass Hogan

No he sucked, CJ Parker out worked him

RPG Vice were the MVPs

>it's a cawdy rhodes exposes himself as a talentless shitter that should never been higher than midcard episode

He had a match with Sami Zayn that was given plenty of time on ppv and it was fucking terrible

>TNA

literally who?

>>2117659
>TNA
Nice sauce gay boy.

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>stop paying attention to wrestling because 2016 election
>come back
>TNA still isnt dead

>Dolph Ziggler will only go after minorities
>Shaq eliminates Ziggler and Show
>Benoit chants
>Ambrose and Miz eliminate eachother, brawl outside
>Maryse and Renee come out and have an epic catfight

>>2117682
ZIGGLER GETTING SHAZAMMED BY THE BASED BIG DIESEL

Cuck Angle returns
Joey Samoey debuts