>dad walks in
>>2109487
Sorry dad, I'm gay as hell
>my wife walks in
>sits down, watches the segment and asks who the dancing black guy is
Now I know how Tyson Kidd feels
Great segment. Titus is great when he's in his element. Newgay btfo
>Alberto Del Rio was arrested in Austria on Friday, December 30th, according to Austrian news website KRONE and other local media outlets.
>Following an indie show in Leoben, Austria, Del Rio and his brother El Hijo del Dos Cara were reportedly involved in a brawl at a local nightclub.
>Del Rio was obviously released from police custody as he was visiting RAW in Tampa with girlfriend Paige today but the incident led to Del Rio leaving the country 24 hours later than planned. Paige was not with him in Austria.
>After the fight at the club, the man they fought reportedly went to the hospital while Del Rio and his brother were taken to the local police precinct. The two then got into a fist fight with each other while at the precinct, apparently because Del Rio was trying to calm his brother down. Del Rio's brother is reportedly still hospitalized in Austria. It was also noted that police at the precinct had to use ankle shackles to restrain Del Rio after he destroyed the ties that were originally used to restrain his arms. Apparently the brawl between the two brothers left the walls bloody.
based bertie
>>2107053
The last real man that was in WWE. If it was some faggot like Woods or Enzo in that same situation, they would have gotten their asses whooped.
>>2107369
Yeah, no wonder Paige is with him.
What went right?
He got crowd reactions at the levels of Rock and Austin.
Also Daniel Bryan crowd reaction gifs thread
GOAT
super GOAT
Based GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsESZMBJhXw
>20something year old walks into a BJJ gym
>alright I'm gonna start something new and compete and push myself
>gets wrecked on first day
>"I-its all part of the journey"
>spends 200$/mo on membership
>gives up drinking, going out, having a normal social life to afford bjj renzo Gracie planet kimura school
>years pass by, multiple thousands of dollars gone
>35 years old, still purple
>"now I'm gonna go to p-pan ams"
>gets rekt by a 25 year old favela kid who's been doing bjj for years for the equivalent of 5$/mo
>his life outside of work was putting on pajamas and touching sweaty men
>never enjoyed his prime
>deformed from staph
>socially maladjusted
>men his age have thriving careers, unbroken bodies and hot women
>loses job
>"it's all p-part of the journey"
>>2102739
what the fuck is a favella?
if you are 20 something and still purple when you hit 35 you're the one that sucks
>>2102839
if you cuck yourself for 200$/mo to get brainwashed into a staphcult then you're the one that sucks ;)
>deannetty demoted back down to the mid card already
Why is he laughing?
>>2117517
Because of how hard he's going to bury him
>>2117517
he can't believe he had to waste his time with this jobber
Why does Bill keep making this face
>>2117446
Questioning why he's back
Based bill deserves better than the state the wwe's in now
Thinkin' about all the coke he's gonna buy with Vince's money.
Adjusting his dentures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_d-HgFiagw
Is Johnny Mundo the new Randy Savage?
>Lucha becomes the new WCW
Yes please!
>>2117153
how did he manage to suck at one line
>both are cucks
>both were the Jannetty of their team
sure why not
>big guy
>muscle man
>generally loved by the locker room
>badass theme song that starts at 1000mph
>better than Romanetty
>better than Undercarder
>GOAT
>>2116977
my boss and I have endless hours to kill up at the shop so we watch RAM weekly, and we unironically think Strowman is the best part of the show. All the other "superstars" just look like regular dudes. Its okay to have a few underdog vanilla midgets on the roster but with the exception of this guy and Reigns, the entire roster is exactly that.
>>2116977
even further to the point, Seth Rollins very well may be able to kick my ass, but he doesnt LOOK like he can. When you see Braun, you automatically know you couldn't even touch him.
I like Braun because I like At The Gates
Reminder:
It sucks some of your favorite wrestlers are on it.
But only one weekly show has roman on it.
Just stop watching the roman bossy charles 3 hour new day extravaganza feat. JeriKo
Reminder smackdown loves you.
Pic related its how i feel every time reigns appears in a ppv (haven't watched raw since a month after the draft)
>Roman literally makes smarks foam at the mouth with rage
How does he do it lads? Based /ourguy/ Big Dog
Hey Fedoramen Spammer
/asp/ loves Reigns
Hi r/squaredcircle
Why is there even a hall of fame?
Isn't the WWE fake? Everything is just stunts, choreographed, and already has a determined winner.
Actors get Oscars so this is something that wrestlers can achieve since Slammys mean nothing
>>2116871
Why is there even the Oscars? Aren't movies and tv shows fake ya dweeb?
>Triple H vs. Dean Ambrose was good.
>Triple H vs. Roman Reigns sucked.
If this match sucks, we'll know WM32 and WM33 are Haitch's fault, Ambrose carried him at Roadblock and he needs to fuck off forever. If it's good, we'll know WM32 was Roman's fault and he will then and forever be known as the shittiest member of the Shield.
Jasethy is already the shittiest member
Triple H VS Dean Ambrose was better than Triple H VS Roman Reigns, but to say that the later sucked seems like a bit much to me.
>>2116860
That's not Ambrose or Reigns
>http://www.mmanews.com/dan-hardy-turns-down-mickey-galls-fight-request/
>http://www.mmaweekly.com/watch-mickey-gall-submit-sage-northcutt-ufc-on-fox-22-fight-highlights
>http://www.lowkickmma.com/UFC/mickey-gall-cm-punk-will-water-down-the-ufc/
Win via Submission (rear-naked choke) 4–0 Sage Northcutt
Win via Submission (rear-naked choke) 3–0 CM Punk
Win via Submission (rear-naked choke) 2–0 Mike Jackson
Win via Submission (rear-naked choke) 1–0 Ron Templeton
Stop with these threads
Nobody thinks you are funny
>>2116822
LOOM IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YA SEEEEE
THE KEKMAN OF THE UFC
TWO YEARS OF TRAINING
BACK SURGERY
YET STILL MY PUNCHES LOOK SISSY
OH
IM THE KEKMAN OF THE UFC
>suh-slap so-to renee young
>interconti-changshi--intercontinen
So was she acting scared and intimidated or did she really fumble her lines bad?
Dean's almost-corpsing makes me think the latter.
>>2116728
Dean-O made Dashabot wet and she malfunctioned
/thread
>>2116731
He do seems to have grown out his chest hair.
I think she was fumbling and Dean jumped in by snapping at her, retroactively making it look like he'd intimidated her.
WWE babby's BTFO
If a Japanese manlet wrestles and no one is around to see it, does it draw a dime?
>>2116727
No one watched Manletamania
Omega VS Okada was excellent, but there have been better matches. That guy is a bit over-hyped.
Is this gonna be the new AJ Styles VS John Cena when everyone bitches that it didn't get 5 stars?
https://youtu.be/pcRpaQ7vyMQ
So there's no question now that balding Corbin is overrated with abysmal mic skills added to a shit slightly taller cm punk skinny fat look and shit in the ring? Why again is this guy anywhere near cena or AJ and going over ziggler and kalisto?
>>2116702
Because he's awesome? Hes getting heat, has a powerful moveset and can go for a big guy?
hes not terrible
being tall is enough to him a push
>>2116702
>those big pauses between sentences when he talked on Talking Smack
pathetic